The Suzaku Seishi Fanfiction Review Presents... {Moonsong: Wait a minute. I don't want to present this. My site has nothing to do with this. This is utterly insa- *The Great Monk Who Says NEE! And All His Great Followers Appear And Drag Moonsong Away...*} Ahem. Continue... The Suzaku Seishi Fanfiction Review Presents... Seishi on Acid {Seishi: NANI?!?! Moonsong: I TOLD you I didn't want to post this... *Seishi And Moonsong Are Dragged Away.* Moonsong: *screaming as she is dragged away* We aren't responsible for anything that happens to you as a result of reading this- there's a lot of bad things and violent things and just plain sick and insane things in this so if you're underage or uncomfortable or just plain NORMAL, leave while you CAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!!!!! *is dragged away*} AHEM! Now that THAT's settled, may I now present... Seishi on Acid Mitsukake: @_@ Tasuki: O_O Chichiri: *wonders if there was any food Miaka doesn't like? Such as brussel sprouts? Or liver?* Chiriko: I'm HUNGRY Tasuki: I highly doubt it Chiriko: *goes to bake a pizza* Moonsong: PIIIZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Mitsukake: I even saw her trying to eat the wall once.. Chichiri: *is hungry too* Chichiri: ??was THAT why she was stripping the wallpaper off, Mits? Tasuki: now I'm hungry too Mitsukake: Yup. O.o Chichiri: *hopes he will never get that desperate* Tasuki: We've been infected by the Miaka virus! Mitsukake: @_@ Mitsukake: Heaven help us all.... Chichiri: *goes to find munchies, BRB* Tasuki: give us food! Mitsukake: must....fight...urge...to...hunt...munchies.... Tasuki: *gives Mitsukake a spear* Tasuki: go forth, hunt...catch food Mitsukake: urg...I'm so weak...brb, off to the kitchen. ^^;; Chiriko: FOOD FOOD FOOD!!! Moonsong: me want foo-foo Tasuki: *feels like they should do a hunting dance or something* Mitsukake: let's not and say we did Chiriko: Chicken! Tasuki: It'll be so cool! We can put on face paint and dance around a bon fire! It'll be all Lord of the Flies! Mitsukake: That book was disturbing.. Chichiri: I'm going to have to order out, I'm afraid no da. Too tired to cook! Chichiri: Lord of the Flies? Yes it was a disturbing book no da Chiriko: the movie was worse Tasuki: And we can sacrifice Tamahome as an offering for good hunting Mitsukake: There was a movie? Moonsong: OO Tammmaaaaa Mitsukake: *snrk* Chiriko: *thinks of boar's head covered in flies* Mitsukake: *eewww* Chiriko: made around 90 Chichiri: CHIRIKO no daaa! (there goes my appetite!) Tasuki: I'm still hungry Mitsukake: Thanks for that image...hey! He cured the Miaka virus! (some of it, anyway. :P) Tasuki: think of the maggots in that boar's head after a few days Moonsong: blech. *chugs down more coke* Chichiri: Tasuki, you have a strong stomach no da! Mitsukake: *_* Tasuki: Bwahahahaha Chichiri: *fwaps Tasuki* Tasuki: good suzaku I'm hungry Chiriko: SORRY! Tasuki: *fwapped* Chiriko: But it's what I remember from the movie! Chiriko: Live-action! Tasuki: ACTION!! Chichiri: like that horse's head from the Godfather no da? Mitsukake: *ewww.*...sounds gross...I must see it! *lol* Tasuki: *glomps Chiriko* You said my favorite word! Chiriko: We KNOW Tasuki: That's my major complaint. There's never enough action Tasuki: in the fanfics, I mean Mitsukake: You would have a problem with that. ^_^ Tasuki: I mean it! Mitsukake: So did I. *snrk* Tasuki: the saying goes "Lights! Camera! Action!" Tasuki: not "Lights! Camera! Sap!" Mitsukake: Which one? Chichiri: well, most of the authors are female after all, Tasuki. They go for romanticism, not blood and gore no da Mitsukake: *snrk* Good point, tho Moonsong: hmph. see if i ever write anything again... Chiriko: NO Mitsukake: Don;t do that! Tasuki: *sighs* Tasuki: so deprived.... Chichiri: *falls asleep, bangs head on keyboard, jerks awake with key impression Chichiri: ow no da! Tasuki: Hey look! It's 'dfjtytd* boy! *points at Chichiri's forehead* Chichiri: *rubs forehead to erase marks* I really must get to bed at a good time tonite no da! Chiriko: *rolls eyes* Tasuki: still hungry.....*looks around for food* Chiriko: I'M NOT HERE!!! ^_^ Moonsong: LOL Chichiri: Hmmm, your name shows up when you yell 'I'M NOT HERE' Chiriko-san! Tasuki: *munch munch* Chichiri: Mits no da? Moonsong: ^^ Tasuki: welcome back! Chichiri: get Tama out of the hard drive, Mits Tasuki: *waves* Mitsukake: @_@ Mitsukake: *pokes hard drive* Chichiri: *is cooking mac & cheese & hot dogs* Tasuki: don't let him play with the mouse anymore Moonsong: *snickers* Mitsukake: *hard drive meows* Chichiri: *chuckles* Mitsukake: @_@ Mitsukake: Tama! Get out of there! Tasuki: you sure it didn't 'aow'? Mitsukake: *Tama-neko laughs and scampers away* Chiriko: LOL Mitsukake: Freak cat. :P Chichiri: sometimes i wonder who's side that cat is on no da! Moonsong: *lightbulb* oh, i get it... ~.~ Mitsukake: Hoi...me too.. Hotohori has joined the chat room. Tasuki: fe fi fo fum Hotohori: Konbanwa Mitsukake: Konban wa! Moonsong: *GLOMP* Chichiri: Welcome Hotohori-sama! Tasuki: Hi Heika! Hotohori: *arms flail a bit* Nice to see you too, Moonsong- neesan. Moonsong: ^____________________^ Hotohori: I trust everyone is well? Chichiri: *is tired but well* Chichiri: and u? Tasuki: *nods, eating* Moonsong: *looks around* i wouldn't know Mitsukake: Well enough...I can't say the same for my harddrive tho...^_^ Chiriko: heika-chan!!! Hotohori: Sounds like me, Chichiri. I've had a long day. Chichiri: I never saw a hard drive cough up hairballs before, Mits Tasuki: Ignore him, Hotohori, he's not here Mitsukake: Wierder things have happened. Mitsukake: Who's not? Tasuki: Chiriko Mitsukake: Yes he is...he's right there! Chichiri: LOL that is right. Chiriko is not here Tasuki: but he said he wasn't here! Mitsukake: Uhh... Chichiri: he continually informs us of that fact no da Mitsukake: But if he's not here, then how... Mitsukake: *gets headache* Chichiri: *shrugs* Chiriko: Chiriko is here and not here.... Mitsukake: ...and talking in third person! Tasuki: he's a pigment of our imaginiations Chichiri: Chiriko is here physically but not mentally no da Moonsong: here, there, and everywhere Chiriko: *is having fun messing with brother stars' tiny minds* Mitsukake: *snrk* Chiriko: HEY! Chichiri: *looks innocently* hai? Mitsukake: *hehehehehe* Hotohori: *arches eyebrow at Chiriko* Chiriko: *starts plotting* Hey, Chichiri- remember Nyan? Chichiri: well, it's the only logical conclusion I could come up with no da Chichiri: ano.....Nyan?? *sweatdrops suddenly* Mitsukake: Nyan-Nyans? NOOOOOO!!!! Mitsukake: *crash*...*wall* Tasuki: need soy sauce...*mumbles and rummages through the cabinet* Chiriko: They like me.... if I ask nicely, they'll do me a favor.... Chichiri: uh oh, poor Mits no da Hotohori: Food....food sounds good. Mitsukake: @_@ Moonsong: *wails* fooood Chichiri: Mits, how many fingers am I holding up no da? Mitsukake: 64 Tasuki: want to join me in some nice boar's head, Hotohori? Chichiri: ano....well, close enuff no da Mitsukake: purple monkey dishwasher! Chichiri: is that your final answer no da? Mitsukake: GOOOAATTT!!! Moonsong: yuck Tasuki: or goat head, that'll do ^___________^ Mitsukake: H_H Chichiri: I am sorry, you do not win the million dollars no da. The correct answer was 'lemur' Chiriko: here they go again.... *takes out cell phone and starts dialing* Mitsukake: *hehehehehe* WEASELS! AHAHAHAH!! Tasuki: weasels! *grabs spear* must hunt! Mitsukake: Death to the weasels! Tasuki: ugh! ugh! *caveman grunt* Chichiri: uh oh, must try something drastic. Here Mits, you play cat's cradle no da? Here is some nice yarn. Play with it a while ok? Mitsukake: ooohh...colors! Mitsukake: *is amused for some reason* Tasuki: *pokes through the room wit the spear for weasels* Hotohori: *sighs* Chichiri: OW! Tasuki! Watch where you're poking that thing no da!! Tasuki: welcome back, Hotohori Mitsukake: can you smell the colors? Chichiri: there were NO weasels in my kesa no da! Tasuki: Ugh! *pat's Chichiri's face to see if he's a weasel* Hotohori: Thank you. Mitsukake: but there WAS a yak! Chichiri: *snaps at Tasuki's fingers* Tasuki: ugh, fox, ugh Chichiri: ggrrrrrr! Tasuki: *keeps moving* Chiriko: Hello, Insane Asylum? I have.... One, Two, Three, Four, Five people I would like to have you admit.... Mitsukake: who here is the king of the cheese weasels? Moonsong: *counts off* what about you? Mitsukake: WHO!! Tasuki: I AM! *waves arms and spear* Mitsukake: All hail the cheese weasel! Chichiri: *sits down in front of Mits with folded paper, pours a bit of ink, then opens the paper* There Mits. Tell me what you see in this ink blot no da Hotohori: *blinks at Chiriko* Not me....I'm not insane, just hungry...... Mitsukake: I see...a GOAT! Tasuki: I AM THE CHEESE WEASEL!! Mitsukake: All hail the cheese weasel! Chichiri: a..goat? no da? *looks at ink blot and scratches head* Me, I see the skyline of New York! Tasuki: *taps spear against the floor* Chiriko: Why would I admit myself? Chiriko: I'm the sanest one of us.... Mitsukake: It's a GOAT!! Chichiri: cheese weasel? They come in flavors now no da? Tasuki: The streets will run with the blood of the non believers! Chiriko: SOMEONE has to be outside in the RW Mitsukake: All hail the cheese weasel! Mitsukake: Death to the infidels! Tasuki: I need TP! Chichiri: *dips finger in ink and reshapes the ink blot to form the New York skyline* Mitsukake: FORK! Hotohori: *retreats to Moonsong's side* Who gave them happy gas? Tasuki: SPORK!! Chiriko: brb Mitsukake: we don't need happy gas...muahaha Mitsukake: SPOOOOOOON! Chichiri: *wonders who ever invented the spork anyway?* Moonsong: i think it has to do with the rotting boar head over there... Tasuki: SPORK! SPORK! SPORK! *dances with Mitsukake* Mitsukake: SPORK! All hail the cheese weasel! Chichiri: *starts to draw sporks on the wall* Hotohori: Oooh..... Mitsukake: Bow before the wrath of the mighty spork! Chichiri: *starts to draw a picture of a monkey washing dishes on the wall then pauses* Tasuki: SPORK! SPORK! SPORK! SPORK! Chichiri: I need purple ink no da!! Mitsukake: SPOOOOOORK!! *hands purple ink* Mitsukake: Don't forget the alien cucombers! Mitsukake: *cucumbers Hotohori: *gives Mits a spork* Chichiri: Arigato! *draws a purple monkey dishwasher* Mitsukake: They eat....BRAINS! AHAHAHAAH!! Tasuki: BWAHAHAHAH!! Chichiri: No! They eat tingues no da! Mitsukake: AHAHAHAHAH!! Chichiri: tongues Chiriko: *is very confuseD* Mitsukake: Cow livers! Mitsukake: *waves spork* Tasuki: FISH HEADS, FISH HEADS, ROLLY POLLY FISHHEADS! Mitsukake: FISH HEADs FISH HEADS, EAT THEM UP, YUM! Hotohori: *whispers to Chiriko* when are the men with the white jackets going to get here? Mitsukake: *snrk* Chichiri: I took a fish head out to see a movie, didn't have to pay to get it in no da! Moonsong: they don't play baseball, they don't wear sweaters... Tasuki: *glomps Mitsukake* Mitsukake: FEAR! FEAR THE WALL!! Mitsukake: AH! *is glomped* Chiriko: not soon enough, heika-chan. not soon enough Moonsong: they're not good dancers, they don't play drums... Mitsukake: I'm being attacked by the cheese weasel! Tasuki: THE CHEESE WEASEL DECLARES HIS LOVE FOR FISH HEAD!! Mitsukake: NOOOOOO! NOT THE FISH HEAD! Chichiri: Roly poly fishheads are never seen sitting in Italian restaurants drinking cappuccino with oriental women no da!! Chiriko: i m SOOOO lost Mitsukake: THE CUCUMBER WIlL BE ANGRY!! Hotohori: I think I agree with you on that.....*watches the insane proceedings in front of him* Tasuki: NO THE ANGER OF THE CUCUMBER! Tasuki: *recoils in horror* Mitsukake: FEAR THE CUCUMBER!! Mitsukake: It's COMING! RUN!! Chichiri: An angry cucumber??? *hides under kasa* Tasuki: NOT THE CUCUMBER! *prostrates himself* Chiriko: I think you're all going through a phallic stage right now... Hotohori: *looks from Moonsong to Chiriko and back* I think now is time for a hasty retreat.... Mitsukake: GOOOOAAATTT!!! Tasuki: *runs and tries to climb under the kasa too* Chichiri: we have to appease the mighty cucumber! Sacrifice a volkswagen no da!! Chiriko: i'm almost ready to myself Mitsukake: *looks around for volkswagon* Tasuki: Kasaspace, the Suzaku frontier Chichiri: Tasuki! Make ready the bon fires no da!! Tasuki: HAI! Tasuki: REKKA! SHIEN! *sets the drapes on fire* Chichiri: Mits! Do we need a red volkswagen or a metallic blue no da? Mitsukake: Where we gonna get a volkswagon? Chichiri? Is there one in your kasa? Chiriko: *is frightened* Tasuki: *beats drums* Mitsukake: No! It must be purple, with monkeys and dishwashers! Chichiri: theres's one in the parking lot. It's parked in the spot marked 'Vice president' or something like that no da Mitsukake: GET IT! Hotohori: 0.o;; Mitsukake: *goes on volkswagon hunt* Tasuki: Don't forget the innocent! We must have an innocent to turn back the wrath of the cucumber! Chichiri: ano...an innocent..what? Mitsukake: Umm....who here is innocent? Chiriko: I'M NOT HERE!!! Moonsong: LOL Tasuki: *points a drumstick at Chiriko* Chichiri: *turns and looks at Chiriko* Hmmm Mitsukake: *waves spork* Chiriko: I AM SOOOOOOO NOT HERE! Moonsong: ROFL Mitsukake: Yes you are ! *point* Chichiri: you are SSOOOOO innocent, Chiriko! Chiriko: I NEVER WASSSSSS HERE! Hotohori: Ready to retreat yet, Chiriko-chan? Chiriko: Um, where to? Tasuki: give him the almight spork to conveine with the cucumber! Mitsukake: Only he can turn back the unholy rage of Cucumber! Chiriko: *hides behind heika-chan* Hotohori: i'm heading for the kitchen....... Chichiri: *drives the volkswagen up the stairs into the room* Moonsong: OO Tasuki: help us Obi Wan Chiriko! You're our only hope! Mitsukake: the cucumbers dwell in the kitchen...BEWARE!! Chichiri: ok Chiriko, here is your magic chariot no da Chiriko: IIIIEEEEE! Mitsukake: AHAHAHAHAAH!!! Chiriko: I'm SMARTER then that! Chichiri: hey, you can listen to the cd player as you burn no da. That's fair, isn't it? Mitsukake: FEAR THE CHEESE WEASEL, MORTALS! Chiriko: Use heika-chan!!! GOmen, heika, but desoerate time call for desperate measures Tasuki: FEAR! *beats drums* Mitsukake: He's innocent? Mitsukake: *beats wall* Hotohori: But I'm not an innocent. Chichiri: but he's married and has a kid! he can't be innocent no da Chiriko: Um... well.... we'll ignore Boushin's existence Mitsukake: *snrk* Chichiri: ano..Boushin's an innocent no da Mitsukake: He's not here, tho Tasuki: HE MUST BE FOUND! BWAHAHAHAHA!! Tasuki: *beats drums* Chichiri: *looks at Tama* I know TAMA is NOT an innocent no da! Chiriko: He went that away! Mitsukake: AFTER HIM!! Hotohori: I don't think so. *blinks* You can have Houki, if you want......^^;; Tasuki: look! he has desguised himself as Chiriko! Mitsukake: AHAH! INFIDEL! Moonsong: LOL Chichiri: Chiriko/Boushin! Moonsong: Heika! *cracks up* Chiriko: *runs and hides behind neesan* Hotohori: Yes? *looks at Moonsong* Mitsukake: Only you can save us from the cucumber! Moonsong: houki? ROFL Chichiri: *looks thru cd's* what do you want to listen to as you perish in the sacrificial fire, Chiriko? Tasuki: ALL BOW TO THE MOONSONG! twinkle twinkle little bat, how I wonder what you're at... Mitsukake: Up above the cheese so high Chiriko: EEEPPPP!! *tried to think of VERY obscure song* Mitsukake: like a volkswagon in the sky! Chichiri: you have a nice selection here no da Tasuki: *trips over the drums and falls on his face* Hotohori: I'm trying to divorce her.....remember? The Advisors are trying to stop it..... Moonsong: you guys are seishi and you can't save yourselves from a lousy cucumber? Mitsukake: NO! Mitsukake: THE CUCUMBER IS MIGHTY! Chichiri: but this is a TERRIBLE cucumber Moonsong! Chiriko: I have no powers! Chichiri: you have NO idea what it is capable of! Tasuki: CHIRIKO HAS THE FOOT OF MIGHT! Tasuki: HE MUST STEP ON IT! Chichiri: this cucumber came from the Suzaku's garden himself! Mitsukake: ALL HAIL THE FOOT OF MIGHT! Chiriko: Will it hurt? Hotohori: *looks at Chichiri* do you have....Marilyn My Bitterness in that pile, Chichiri? *trying to help Chiriko* Chichiri: and Suzaku poured on the mighty French dressing of Power on it so now it is ALIVVEEE!! Mitsukake: And the wrath of the cucumber shall rain down upon the unbelievers, and the rivers shall run with cheese! Tasuki: THOUSAND ISLAND! ALL HAIL!! Mitsukake: HAIL! Chichiri: then the weasels all ran out! Mitsukake: And there was much rejoicing! Tasuki: YAY!! *waves flags* Chiriko: how about i placate it with a bite of my pizza? Mitsukake: *snrk* Chichiri: and the people did grin, and feed upon the fatted lambs, and the Twinkies, and the french fries, and the stuffed pitas, and the hoagies, and the cheese sandwich with mushrooms and... Tasuki: AND THE COCONUTS WILL RUN RAMPANT! Mitsukake: And all was well in the land of the cheese weasel! Chichiri: COCONUTS!! Run awaaaayyy! Mitsukake: ALL BOW BEFORE THE MIGHT OF THE COCONUTS!! Chichiri: *runs out to chop down trees with a herring* Tasuki: WHERE DID WE GET THE COCONUTS? Ask Chiriko *points* Moonsong: daylight come and me wanna go hoooome... Mitsukake: *waves spork in the air* AHAHAHAHAAHAH!!! Chiriko: Um, heika-chan, can you call the insane asylum again? They still haven't arrived.... *throws heika the phone* Chichiri: the swallow is no stranger to our land, so why not the coconuts? Mitsukake: Phone! EVIL! Chiriko: I'M NOT HERE!!! I'M SOOOOOO NOT HERE! Mitsukake: IT MUST PAY!! Tasuki: DESTROY THE ANSWERING MACHINE!! Mitsukake: KILL! Chichiri: *tosses Mits a coconut* smash it no da! Mitsukake: DESTROY AHNNILIATE, KILL KILL KILL!! Hotohori: *dials the number* Insane asylum, we still have people here for you to pick up....*eyes the 3 insane seishi* Tasuki: TETSUO! Chichiri: IT-MUST-BE-ASSIMULATED-NO-DA- Moonsong: i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts deedleeedee Tasuki: *blinks* wrong anime..... Mitsukake: KANEDAAA!!! Mitsukake: *lol* Chichiri: NEE! Chiriko: NOOO!!! YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT THING COST ME??? Tasuki: NOT THE MONKS WHO SAY NEE! Chiriko: Don't forget neesan! Chichiri: YES! The Monk who says 'NEE!' Mitsukake: NEE! ALL HAIL THE NEE!! Tasuki: NO ONE WHO HAS MET THEM HAS SURVIVED TO TELL THE TALE! Chichiri: NEE! Tasuki: HAIL! HAIL! *bows* Mitsukake: FEAR THE WRATH OF HE WHO SAYS NEE!! Chichiri: NEE NO DA! Mitsukake: NNOOOOO!!! Hotohori: Hurry up, will you?! *gets into a hushed conversation with people on the other end of the line* Chichiri: I WILL CONTINUE TO SAY 'NEE NO DA!' UNLESS YOU PLACATE ME! Chiriko: *sneaks over to heika-chan* I'll give you guys extra if you get here SOON! Mitsukake: DANCING MARTIAN CHEESE CUCUMBERS!! Tasuki: what must we do, oh monk who says NEE?! Mitsukake: HAI! PREPARE THE SACRIFICE! WHERE DID THE INNOCENT GO? Hotohori: *looks over at Chiriko* They say they can't get here for another 2 hours..... Chichiri: I WISH....(dramatic pause)...A BONZAI SHRUBBERY NO DA! Tasuki: *GASP!* Tasuki: A BONZAI SHUBBERY NO DA?! Mitsukake: HAI! AlL CHaSe THE shRUBBeRY!! Mitsukake: FEARR!!! Tasuki: *runs after Chiriko* Chichiri: YES! A BONZAI SHRUBBERY NO DA! OR ELSE I SHALL CONTINUE TO SAY 'NEE!' Mitsukake: *throws box of sporks* Chichiri: NEE Tasuki: MUST CATCH THE BONZAI SHUBBERY! Insane Asylum enters the chatroom. Mitsukake: NOT THE NEE!! WE SURRENDER!! Insane Asylum: What seems to be the problem herE? Mitsukake: GOOATT!! Tasuki: *grabs Chiriko up* Chichiri: MAKE SURE IT IS A NICE BONZAI SHRUBBERY NOW Tasuki: I got it! Mitsukake: BEGIN THE SACRIFICE!! Chiriko: *runs away from Tasuki* They're NUTS! Tasuki: come back here! Mitsukake: COCONUTS!! Chichiri: ONE WITH GOOD STRONG BRANCHES, NOT THAT JUNK OUT OF THE BACK SHELVES OF A WAL-MART NO DA! Hotohori: We have 3 insane seishi and moderator......*grabs Chiriko and hides him behind his back* Mitsukake: We must recapture the innocent! Chiriko: IIIEEE! Tasuki: *tries to get chiriko around Hotohori* Chiriko: I'M NOT INNOCENT! Tasuki: I see you! Chiriko: *starts blushing* I didn't mean it THAT way... Mitsukake: H_H Moonsong: Really... Tasuki: *grabs his cellphone and calls Chiriko* Hotohori: *hits Tasuki over the head with the diety sword* Chiriko: Moshi Moshi? Mitsukake: *throws...DONUTS!!* Tasuki: Do you like...cucumbers? Mitsukake: ALL HAIL THE DONUTS OF DOOM!! Chiriko: IIIIIEEEE! *hangs up* Moonsong: *ducks* Tasuki: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Mitsukake: *snrk* Tasuki: *finally falls over* Chichiri: WHERE IS MY SHRUBBERY NO DA? Hotohori: *nudges Tasuki with his foot to make sure he's unconscious* Tasuki: heeeheeeheeee! hoohoo! *choke, snort* Chichiri: NEE Mitsukake: Cause they've got a lov-e-ly bunch of coconuts, deedle-ee-dee-dee! Mitsukake: AHHH!! Chiriko: YOU'RE the NUTS! Mitsukake: *falls over in fear* Insane Asylum: *still observing* Chichiri: NEE Mitsukake: Hey, Asylum! Do you have a volkswagon? Hotohori-sama: Will you put them in straight jackets already? Moonsong: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Chichiri: *picks up coconut halves and gallops about the room clomping them like horses hooves* Mitsukake: NOOOOO!!! NOT THE BEEF JERKY!! Tasuki: All sing the song of tight pants! Mitsukake: PANTS! AHAHAHAHAAH!!! Insane Asylum: No.... I don't have a volkswagon..... Mitsukake: Dang. Insane Asylum: *starts getting out space suits* Chichiri: Pants? You can't put pants on coconuts no da! Mitsukake: HEY! We can't fall for THAT one! Tasuki: But they're tight pants! Insane Asylum: Hey, Chichiri- ne?? That's your name? Wanna try this space suit on? Moonsong: *jumps up on a ceiling beam and stays there* Hotohori: *getting rather hungry* Tasuki: *wriggles into tight pants* Chichiri: *sits down and tries to dress a coconut in a pair of jeans* Mitsukake: *floats in the air, laughing like a maniac* Chiriko: Where did we go wrong..... *sighs* Mitsukake: *has a coconut half on his head* Look at my hat! Tasuki: now we can *zip* SING! *high squeaky voice* Mitsukake: CHEESE! Hotohori: I'll be back in a bit. I'm going to go eat dinner....*waves* Tasuki: LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Mitsukake: RUN! Chichiri: Space suit no da? No thanks, I'm too busy. Have to dress this coconut no da. We're going out tonight! Mitsukake: Where to? Hotohori has left the chat room. Chichiri: Oh, the usual, a dinner and a show no da Chiriko: YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME ALONE! Mitsukake: TOO LATE!! Mitsukake: *poke* Tasuki: Doe, a deer! a female deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer! Chiriko: *whimpers* Moonsong: *grabs earplugs* Mitsukake: RAY, A GOLDEN (something) of SUUN!! Tasuki: A DROP OF GOLDEN SUN!! Chichiri: Me a name I call myself (among other things) Tasuki: ME! A NAME! I CALL MYSELF! Mitsukake: FA, A LONG LONG WAY TO RUNN!!! Chiriko: Eep... Tasuki: SEW! A NEEDLE PULLING THREAD! Chiriko: I think I will make a tactical retreat for a while.... Mitsukake: LA, LALALALALALLA!! Chichiri: *wonders why anyone would want to call oneself? Wouldn't that make a rather large phone bill?* Chiriko: ja ne! Moonsong: where's the tactics in that? Mitsukake: It's in the goat. Tasuki: catch the Chiriko! Chiriko has left the chat room. Mitsukake: It's ALL in the goat! Tasuki: dang! Chichiri: whoops, too late Tasuki: $%^&)&&^%^%#$@@#$#!#&)&*$%^#$@#$!_!!!! Tasuki: *takes a deep breath* Mitsukake: THE INNOCENT HAS ESCAPED! NOOO!! Tasuki: @#$^$*%()&^^%$&^#$@#$@#!#%%)&)%&%!!! Mitsukake: ALL HAIl! $^@%&@^&^&!! Chichiri: THE CUCUMBER WILL DROWN US ALL IN LOW FAT FRENCH DRESSING NOW NO DAAAAA! Insane Asylum: *gets out lasso* Mitsukake: AHHHH!!! NOT THE DRESSNG! Tasuki: NOT THE LOW FAT!! Mitsukake: THE HORROR! THE HUMANITY! Chichiri: aaaahhhhhhhhh NO DA! Tasuki: WE WILL HAVE NO FLAVOR!! Mitsukake: WHATEVER WILL WE DO? Insane Asylum: *snags Chichiri and starts shoving him in a white suit- his hands are immbolized so he can't cast spell....* Tasuki: THE HORROR!! THE HORROR!! Chichiri: GET THE SALT! GET THE SALT! Mitsukake: THE ROCKY HORROR! er, never mind. :P Insane Asylum: Be quiet, or I'll gag you! Chichiri: and the sour cream no da!! Tasuki: *gets the salt, spills it, and tosses the salt over his right shoulder at mitsukake* Mitsukake: AHHH! *crash* Mitsukake: I'm MEELLLTTTINNGG!! Tasuki: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Mitsukake: *falls on the floor, twitching* Tasuki: *runs and gets a tub of water to pour on Mitsukake* Chichiri: No! No! I mustn't be locked up! You don't understand!! It was..IT WAS THE BROCCOLI! HE DID IT! I WARNED YOU ALL BUT YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN NO DA!! Insane Asylum: *finished suiting up Chichiri, not grabs for Mitsukake,- the suit is a touch small, soo it's going to take longer* Tasuki: HE CAN'T HANDLE THE SALTY GOODNESS!! Mitsukake: I LISTENED! THE HORROR! Insane Asylum: Dammit! Tasuki: *splash* Chichiri: *struggles in his suit* YOU'LL BE SORRY! WHEN THE BROCCOLI AND THE CUCUMBER BATTLE, ALL WITLL BE LOST NO DA! Mitsukake: AHHH!! Insane Asylum: *finished with Mitsukake, grabs Moonsong* Moonsong: Meep!! Moonsong: *runs* Tasuki: MEEP!! Tasuki: ALL HAIL THE MEEP!! Mitsukake: *thrash* No! THE CUCUMBER WILL KILL US ALL!! Insane Asylum: SHoves her in suit* Mitsukake: HAIL! Chichiri: THE MEEP WILL INHERIT THE EARTH NO DA! Moonsong: *wriggles out* Mitsukake: FEAR THE WRATH OF THE MEEP! Moonsong: *pops suit over asylum* Insane Asylum: *does it again, superglues it close this time* Chichiri: BEWARE THE WRATH OF THE MEEP! Mitsukake: *straightjacket rips* AHAHA! I'M FREE AT LAST!! Tasuki: BEWARE! BEWARE!! Mitsukake: *cackle* Mitsukake: FEAR! Insane Asylum: *all that is left is Tasuki* Moonsong: *wriggles over to asylum, trips it* Insane Asylum: Takes lasso, catches Tas around the ankles, starts advancing with a.... pink? suit... Tasuki: THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME!! NO PLACE LIKE HOME!! Mitsukake: *throws donuts at Asylum* Tasuki: AHHH!!!! Insane Asylum: OUT!! Mitsukake: DIE, UNBELIEVER! Chichiri: *gets up and hops about* THE MEEP WILL BATTLE THE CUCUMBER AND ALL THE LIBRARY BOOKS WILL BE OVERDUE! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS IT IS KNOWN IN PAGES OF GREEN STAMP BOOKS NO DA! Insane Asylum: OUCHIE OUCHIE! Mitsukake: AND THERE WAS MUCH REJOICING! Tasuki: YAY!! Insane Asylum: *has mask ripped off and it's.... Moonsong: *finally gets out of suit & ties up asylum* Insane Asylum is now known as Chiriko?. Chiriko? is now known as Chiriko. Mitsukake: AND BEHOLD THE MIRACLE! FOR LO, THERE WAS THE SQUIRREL, AND THE SQUIRREL HAD THE NUT! AMEN AND PRAISE THE NUT! Chichiri: Hey! Tasuki: AND THE CHOCLATE BARS DANCED WITH THE LIMA BEANS!! Chiriko: Lemme GO!!! It was for your own good! Mitsukake: DIE, INFIDEL! Chichiri: AND THE LLAMAS DID SIN FOR THE WORLD! Chiriko: *squirms around* Moonsong: *sighs* what do you say all? let him go? Tasuki: LLAMAS ARE BIGGER THAN FROGS!! Mitsukake: AND THE CHEESE DID RUN WITH THE EGGBEATERS! Mitsukake: I AM A LlAMA!! Chiriko: YES!!! LEMME GO! Mitsukake: LLAMA Tasuki: THE DAILY LLLAMA!! Mitsukake: ALL HAIL THE LLAMA! Moonsong: i didn't hear them.... Chiriko: BAD pun, Tas.... Tasuki: HAIL! HAIL!! Chichiri: *thinks if you crossed Dolly the sheep with a llama you'd have...?* Mitsukake: A GOAT! Tasuki: BWAHAHAHAH!! Chichiri: the Dolly llama!! Mitsukake: AHAHAHAHA!! Chiriko: *manages to wiggle free and starts sneaking to the door* Chichiri: WHO DECIDED TO SPELL THE WORD 'LLAMA' WITH 2 'L'S ANYWAY NO DA?? Mitsukake: SPOOOON! Tasuki: AND THE YAKS DID LAY DOWN BESIDE THE WILDEBEAST Mitsukake: AND ALL WAS WELL. AMEN AND PRAISE THE NUT! Chiriko: *reaches door* Moonsong: *grabs chiriko* Chichiri: AND THE ELEPHANTS DID GRIN AND FROLIC WITH THE LEMURS! Tasuki: NUT!! NUT!! Chiriko: HEY!!! Mitsukake: HE's ESCAPING! Chiriko: LEMMe GO!!! *CHOMP!* Mitsukake: Eww... Moonsong: itaaaiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tasuki: how does she taste? Chichiri: *falls and hits head on doorway* Mitsukake: *heals moonsong* Mitsukake: AHAHAHAAH!!! Moonsong: *whimpers* Mitsukake: RUN FROM THAT WHICH IS NOT HERE BUT THERE!! Chichiri: Oooo, I see stars no da! Tasuki: *walks over and is curious* Tasuki: *grabs Moonsong's arm* Chichiri: The other day upon the stairs.. Tasuki: yum.... Chichiri: I saw a man that wasn't there.. Chiriko: coppery... Moonsong: EEEP! *runs* Chichiri: He wasn't there again today... Tasuki: hey! just a taste! Mitsukake: ACK! CANNIBAL! Chichiri: How I wish he'd go away... Tasuki: then the piano chased the man down the stairs! Mitsukake: LILACS IN THE TOILET AND COBWEBS IN THE EGGBEATER! Chichiri: Piano??? Where?? *looks about wildly* Mitsukake: And the goat ran away with the spoon! Moonsong: *teleports back to the rafters* Tasuki: AND THE ITSY BITSY SPIDER CLIMBED UP THE SPOUT AGAIN!! Chiriko: *pales at the mention of the word "toilet"* Mitsukake: ALL HAIL THE SPOUT! Chichiri: Oh look. See the goat. See the goat run. Run goat run. See the man with the gun. See the man with the gun shoot the goat... Tasuki: AND THE MOUSE RAN UP THE CLOCK!! Mitsukake: THE EENSY WEENSY CHEESE LOG WENT UP THE ALLEY WAY Tasuki: aND THE CLOCK GIGGLED AND WIGGLED AND FELL OVER ON THE MOUSE!! Mitsukake: THEN HE GOT AL MOLDY AROUND MIDDAY! Moonsong: OO Mitsukake: OUT CAME THE SUN AND MELTED ALL THE CHEESE Chichiri: who's Al no da? Mitsukake: *sll Mitsukake: *all Mitsukake: *snrk* Tasuki: IT"S LOG! LOG! IT'S BIG, IT'S HEAVY, IT'S WOOD! Chiriko: *heads towards the door again* Mitsukake: AND THE EENSY WEENSY CHEESE LOG DECIDED TO GO FREEZE! Moonsong: don't leave meeeeeee!!!! *grabs chiriko* Chichiri: WAAAAHHHH!!! I WANT A LOG NO DAAAAA! Tasuki: IT'S LOG! LOG! IT'S BETTER THAN BAD, IT'S GOOD!! Chiriko: *CHOMP!* Moonsong: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Chichiri: *sniffles* all the OTHER monks have a log.. Chichiri: I want one too! Mitsukake: ACK! *recovers for a split second and heals moonsong* Chiriko: You know, I'm starting to think that this is tasty..... *eyes neesan* Mitsukake: *goes crazy again* Tasuki: CHIRIKO! THE BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS!! Chichiri: Where's MY log no da??? Moonsong: *jaw drops* MEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPP!! Moonsong: *runs* Mitsukake: THE ONE, AND ONLY CHIRIKO, O O O!! Chichiri: Honey Nut Chirikos! Chiriko: HEY!!! I'M not on the menu- SHE is.... Moonsong: *whimpers* Tasuki: *pours milk on Chiriko* Chichiri: Not just for breakfast anymore no da Mitsukake: NO! YOU ARE THE INNOCENT! Chiriko: Tas, can I have your files so I can sharpen my teeth? Chichiri: he stays crunchy even in milk no da! Moonsong: NANI??????????? Tasuki: I'm busy with it *file, file, file* Mitsukake: Crunchy goodness! Tasuki: *grins with sharpened fangs* Chichiri: helps build strong bodies 12 different ways no da Mitsukake: All hail the file! Tasuki: I VANT TO SUCK YOUR BLUD!! Moonsong: WAH! *flees* Tasuki: *puts on a cape* Chiriko: I think a nice chunk of flesh is more filling.... Chichiri: *stops to consider just what the heck those 12 different ways are anyway??* Mitsukake: H_H Chiriko: *grabs onto neesan* Tasuki: I'm on a liquid diet! Mitsukake: H_H Moonsong: *struggles* eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Mitsukake: *is hit by flying donuts* Tasuki: less filling! Tastes great! Chiriko: CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP!!! Chichiri: Part of a balanced diet no da! Moonsong: *howls* Nuriko has joined the chat room. Mitsukake: *turns ghostly* BOO! Chiriko: You know, insanity is sort of FUN.... I think Ashitare was onto something... Moonsong: NURIKO!!!! THey're EATING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mitsukake: ALL HAIL THE CHEESE WEASEL! Chiriko: Kuso!! Wrong time to say that... Chichiri: Nuriko no da! *struggles to approach him* Tasuki: Ahh, Nuriko, my delectable willow Nuriko has left the chat room. Mitsukake: SPORK! Nuriko has joined the chat room. Mitsukake: FEAR! Chiriko: CHOMP!! Tasuki: *swishes over to Nuriko* Nuriko: hi there--- one mom... brb. Chichiri: BEWARE THE CUCUMBER AND THE LOW-FAT FRENCH DRESSING NO DA! Moonsong: *cries* HEEEELLLPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!! Tasuki: GUD EEEVENING Mitsukake: *turns into a spork* Moonsong: i don't HAVE a moment!!!!!!!! Chichiri: *steps on the spork* Chiriko: K..... Hey Tas, Leg, arm or breast? Mitsukake: THIS MAAAGIC MOOMENT! Tasuki: BWAHAHAHAHA! A WING! I WANT A WING!! Mitsukake: H_H Nuriko: *makes moonsong chibi and hides her in the pocket* Chiriko: "grabs arm" Moonsong: *cowers in pocket* Chiriko: IIIEEE!!! I want my dinner! Mitsukake: *is walking on the ceiling* Tasuki: *grabs Nuriko in his arms* Tasuki: *tries to bite Nuriko's neck* Chiriko: *sneaks neesan out of Nuriko's pocket* Chichiri: *falls on the couch and discovers three different remote controls that have been missing for 7 months* Moonsong: *struggles* Nuriko: *slaps tas...* uhm... tas-chan... just the emperor is allowed to do that! Chiriko: *smalls cutely with now-pointed teeth* Mitsukake: H_H Tasuki: *flies back across the room* Mitsukake: *falls off of ceiling* Chichiri: Hey! I found 35 cents no da! Moonsong: *dives back into pocket* Nuriko: uhm... so minna-san... what the heck are you doing? Tasuki: MINE!! *tackles CHichiri* Chiriko: *sighs* Hey neesan.... Mitsukake: GOOATT!! Tasuki: GIMMIE!! Chichiri: OI! I found it no da! Chiriko: EATING DINNER! Moonsong: *sniffles* Tasuki: MINEE!!! Mitsukake: I am a wall. Chichiri: MINE NO DA!! Tasuki: MINE! MINE!! Mitsukake: *imitates wall* Chichiri: *whacks Tasuki with a remote control* Nuriko: *takes moonsong out of his pocket* hi moonsong-sama... so what are they (points at fellow seishi) up to? Tasuki: ACK!! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Tasuki: *bawls* Moonsong: ummm.... they've gone... insane... Mitsukake: Not the ack! Chichiri: YOU can have the stale popcorn no da! Chiriko: DINNER!!! *tries to get neesan* Tasuki: HE HIT ME!! Nuriko: so what else is new? Tasuki: MOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!! Mitsukake: BAD MONKEY! Moonsong: and he's trying to eat me!!! Nuriko: tas-chan, who hit you? Moonsong: *hides from chiriko* Tasuki: Chichiri *sniffle* Chiriko: Tasuki's crying for his mom? *starts sniggering* Chichiri: Tattletale no da!!:P Mitsukake: *snrk* Tasuki: :P Nuriko: chiriko? tries to eat you? uhm... chiriko chan... do you want to have popcorn? Chichiri: you atarted it no da! Chichiri: started Tasuki: You stole my okane! Chiriko: With a lilttle blood on top, if you have it.... hai! Nuriko: *hand over popcorn* Chichiri: It;s MINE! I found it no da! Mitsukake: *runs in a circle* Tasuki: MINE!!! Chichiri: MINE! Chiriko: *snatches neesan to get some fresh... topping for it* Tasuki: *jumps on Chichiri* Mitsukake: DISHWASHER DISHWASHER! Chichiri: Arghh! Moonsong: HELP!!!!! Tasuki: GIMMIE!! Nuriko: mits: no desks anymore? Chichiri: *wrestles for the money* Mitsukake: I AM THE DESK!! Moonsong: NURIKOOOO!!! Chiriko: Oh, c'mon.... just a little? Chichiri: NO NO DA! Tasuki: MINE!!! Mitsukake: *imitates desk* Chiriko: *turns neesan upside down and starts shaking Chichiri: I SAW IT FIRST NO DA! Nuriko: *gives chiriko popcorn, with BLOOD on it* so... Moonsong: *pukes all over popcorn* Chiriko: *takes a bite* Mitsukake: *laughs wildly* Tasuki: I WAS SAVING THAT TO GET A CUCUMBER!! Chiriko: EEEEWWW Mitsukake: NOT THE CUCUMBER! Tasuki: YES! A CUCUMBER!! Mitsukake: Wait...we didn't have the sacrifice yet! Chichiri: I NEED IT TO GET A PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASER NO DA! Chiriko: I'm not hungry anymore.... Mitsukake: WHERE IS THE INNOCENT! Tasuki: *tries to strangle Chichiri* Chiriko: *takes off towards door* Nuriko: uhm... wait something is absolutely wrong... tas-chan and chichiri-san... are greedy? Mitsukake: GOAT! Chichiri: *tries to break Tasuki's hold, then tickles him* Mitsukake: *runs repeatedly into the wall* Nuriko: mits: I am innocent! Tasuki: AHHHHHHHH!!! Chiriko: Tas always was!! *finds door locked, starts trying to break it down* Mitsukake: Really? GET HIM! Tasuki: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Chichiri: koochie koochie koo no da! Mitsukake: FIND THE VOLKSWAGON! Mitsukake: ITS TIME FOR THE SACRIFICE! Nuriko: *is confused* Tasuki: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Chiriko: I'm not the sacrifice anymore? Mitsukake: Nope. Chichiri: THE VOLKSWAGEN! I GOT CHANGE FOR THE METER NO DA! Nuriko: ooops. Mitsukake: ^_^ Tasuki: MINE!!! Mitsukake: I GOT THE GAS MONEY! Chichiri: *grabs the money and runs to the door* Tasuki: *tackles Chichiri again* Chichiri: Ooof! *is tackled* Mitsukake: *hits Chichiri with a donut* Chiriko: WHHHHEEE! *cleans mouth out with Listerine. See, neesan? I told ya I'd figure a way out of it,... Tasuki: I WANT TO TAKE THE DODGE!! Chichiri: NO! THAT'S MINE NO DA! Chichiri: *pouts* I found it! Tasuki: *searches Chichiri for car keys* Nuriko: hehe... Chichiri: *giggles* hey! I'm ticklish there no da!! Chiriko: *is glad to get the taste of neesan out of his mouth* Neesan, I don't like the soap you use.... Tasuki: *keeps searching* Nuriko: tasuki, i would look for them in the kasa ! Mitsukake: And the day shall come when the cucumber shall bring to the world a bitchin' recipe for chicken salad! Chichiri: ?? Neesan uses soap no da? Moonsong: *glare* Tasuki: THEY GOTTA BE HERE SOMEWHERE!! Chichiri: Heh heh heh! Stop that no da! Nuriko: --- doesn't like chicken salad! Mitsukake: *pokes Chichiri with a stick* Moonsong: well whose fault was THAT chiriko? Tasuki: AVOCADO!!! Chichiri: *giggles from the poking* Mitsukake: HAIL THE AVOCADO! Tasuki: *pulls an avocado from Chichiri's shirt and flings it* Mitsukake: *waves spork* Chichiri: AVOCADO!! THAT'S EVEN MORE EVIL THAN THE CUCUMBER! Mitsukake: NOOO! EEP!! Chiriko: Well, YOU were the one who was going to sacrifice me!! I figured you wouldn't consider me innocent if I started to eat people.... Nuriko: uhm... did you eat pixie sticks again??? Chichiri: KEEP IT AWAY NO DDAAAA! Tasuki: it was hiding in Chichiri's shirt! Mitsukake: CHEESE WEASEL! Chichiri: AAAAHHHHHHHHHH Tasuki: GIMMIE THE CAR KEYS!!! Mitsukake: ALL HAIL THE CAR! Tasuki: *pulls off chichiri's shoes* Mitsukake: H_H Nuriko: why does chichiri needs a car anyway... i mean he has his kasa and kesa... so??? Chichiri: to placate the evil of the avocado we must sacrifice an-innocent-who-attempts-to-lead-people-into-not- thinking-he-is-innoncent-any-more no da! Tasuki: *shakes them and tosses them over his shoulder* Mitsukake: HAI! CAPTURE THE INNOCENT! Mitsukake: *pounce* Tasuki: *tosses a shoe at Chiriko* Chiriko: ME??? Chichiri: HAI! Mitsukake: STOKE THE FIRES, O MIGHTY CHEESE WEASEL! Nuriko: you don't dare to hurt chiriko *evil glare in eyes* Tasuki: HAI!! Chiriko: I thought it was NURIKO? Mitsukake: WHO CARES? Mitsukake: AHAHAHAHAAH! Nuriko: hehe... try to get me :-P Tasuki: Rekka! Shien! *sets the table on fire* Chichiri: WE MUST PLACATE THE EVIL AVOCADO BEFORE IT TURNS ITSELF INTO THE ICKY GUACAMOLE DIP NO DA! Chiriko: AAAAHHHHH!! Mitsukake: *puts the sacrificial coconut hat on the innocent* Tasuki: *tastes the guacamole* yum Mitsukake: H_H Chichiri: *dances the dance of the cheese weasels around the burning table* Nuriko: *shoves off the hat from chiriko's head and put it on mits* Mitsukake: *waves spork*( Mitsukake: NOT ME!! *replaces hat on Chiriko* Tasuki: *puts a feather on his head and dances around the fire* Nuriko: *yesd YOU! *replaces it on mits* Chichiri: *takes coconut halves and bangs them together as he dances* Mitsukake: *puts a pillowcase over his head after throwing the hat back on chiriko* NO! Tasuki: unga bunga! unga bunga! Mitsukake: HAIL THE BUNGA! Chichiri: BUNGA BUNGA BUNGA! Mitsukake: BUNGA BUNGA! Nuriko: ok... *takes hat* then... chichiri.. .he's the hat- wearing-type! Tasuki: bring um heap big sacrifice! Chichiri: No, let's do the CONGA CONGA CONGA no da! Tasuki: *waltzes* Mitsukake: *walks into a wall* Chichiri: *attempts to dance the conga by himself* Mitsukake: *waves spork* Hotohori has joined the chat room. Tasuki: *sticks a rose between Chichiri's teeth and tangos with him* Chiriko: *throws hat away and proceeds to attempt to break down the door* WHO LOCKED THIS??? Chichiri: *still bangs the coconuts together* Tasuki: *dip!* Nuriko: hotohori-sama *hugs hotohori-sama* Mitsukake: *pokes random people with a stick* Tasuki: O_O Hotohori: Konbanwa, Nuriko-san. Tasuki: MI ST!! WATCH IT!! Chichiri: *bats his eye at Tasuki* You dahnce deVINELY, Rahly you do! Mitsukake: BLENDER! Moonsong: HEEEELLLPPPPP!!!! Nuriko: Mits... that hurt... *takes desk and clobbers mitsukake* Chiriko has left the chat room. Moonsong: I'm already wounded... Hotohori: What's going on? *blinks at Moonsong* Mitsukake: ooo....i can smell the colors... Chichiri: The sacrifice has escaped no da! Mitsukake: NOOO!!! Moonsong: i think chichiri & tas were tango-ing... Tasuki: BUT CAN YOU PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND!! Chiriko has joined the chat room. Mitsukake: WE MUST FIND A NEW INNOCENT! Nuriko: hey, moonsong-sama, be gla... they don't try to eat you anymore. Chichiri: Smell?? Mits.....shh.....listen...I can...HEAR the colors no da!! Mitsukake: ooooo! sugoi! Tasuki: TASTE THE RAINBOW!! Chiriko: *sees it was wrong time to come back* Moonsong: ^^ Chichiri: The reds sing! Hotohori: 0.o;; Perhaps I should have stayed gone.... Chichiri: And the blues chant! Mitsukake: the blues dance the cucaracha! Nuriko: hotohori-sama... they gone crazy... Tasuki: *eats Skittles* Moonsong: No! Don't leave meeee!!!! Mitsukake: *waves stick* Chichiri: But the oranges, they're out of sync no da:P Hotohori: I know.....I was here earlier.....0.o Tasuki: *throws down Chichiri's kasa and dances around it* Mitsukake: And the purples just don't do much at all. Tasuki: La cucaracha! la cucharacha! Chichiri: Cucurachas! Ah cucurachas, so round.. Chichiri: so firm.. Nuriko: brain-damage! Mitsukake: H_H Chichiri: so fully packed no da! Mitsukake: *crash* Tasuki: brain down! Brain Storm! Brain wash! Mitsukake: BRAIN CHEESE! Mitsukake: KUMQUAT!! Chiriko: the insane Asylum never came! Chichiri: The Brain Cheese Weasels are back no da! Tasuki: KISH!!! Nuriko: *points at the seishi (except for hotohori-sama) no brain at all. Mitsukake: I am....the WALL! Hotohori: *is getting rather scared now* Tasuki: WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION!! Mitsukake: *throws donuts* Mitsukake: WALK LIKE AN EGYPTIAN!! Chichiri: ...and the people did grin and feast upon the kumquats, and roasted lemurs, and yak cheese and special Italian pastas, and cous-cous... Nuriko: *ducks the donut* be careful with these... *wonders where he got that from* Tasuki: AND WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING BADGES!! Mitsukake: AND THERE WAS MUCH REJOICING! Tasuki: YAY!!! Chichiri: BEWARE THE WHITE RABBITS! Tasuki: *waves a sword* FREEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOMMMM!!! Mitsukake: BEWARE THE FLYING FOREIGN CHICKEN WRESTLERS!! Chiriko: When you all become SANE again, I'll rejoice... Moonsong: And the almighty chicken of DOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!! Nuriko: Tasuki=Braveheart??? Chichiri: FREE THE CHICKENS NO DAAA! Tasuki: DOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!! Hotohori: Where is Taiitsukun when you need her? Mitsukake: AND THE ALL POWERFUL GECKO OF DEATH! Moonsong: *recovering* Tasuki: SQWACK! Chichiri: SANE? SANE? COME BACK SANE! Nuriko: Hothori-sama... can't you do anything... uhm... at least you are /were the emperor... Moonsong: whooooo.... will love aladdin sane.... Chichiri: *goes up to Hotohori* Please don't kill my dog mister! Mitsukake: THEY MAY TAKE OUR EGGBEATERS, BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE OUR CHEESE WEASELS! Tasuki: XANADUUUUUUUUUUU!!! Mitsukake: MCCC-CLOOOUDD! Hotohori: 0.0;; They won't listen to me.....they didn't listen earlier...... Tasuki: I'VE COME FOR YOUR HEAD!! Mitsukake: KANEDA!!!!! Chichiri: THERE----CAN---BE---ONLY---ONE--NO---DA Hotohori: Who let them watch Highlander? Tasuki: HERE WE ARE! WE'RE THE PRINCES OF THE UNIVERSE!! Mitsukake: HERE WE ARE, FIGHTING TO SURVIVE! Chiriko: LOL Tasuki: IN A WORLD WITH TE DARKEST POWERS!! Chichiri: Moon Crystal Tiara no da! Mitsukake: AND HERE WE ARE, WE'RE THE PRINCES OF THE UNIVERSE, HERE WE ARe, FIGHTING FOR SURVIVAL! Nuriko: *starts to sing* here we are... born to be kings... we're the princes of the universe-... Tasuki: TYRANNOSAURUS!! Tasuki: *turns into the red ranger* Tasuki: oops... Chiriko: *sighs* Mitsukake: WEVE COME TO BE THE RULERS OF YOUR WOOORLLDD! Chichiri: *turns into the Lone ranger* Hotohori: AGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!! *runs from the power ranger* Chichiri: HIYOOO SILVEERRR NO DAAA! Tasuki: *changes back* Chichiri: who wants to be my Tonto no da? Tasuki: sorry about that, I lost control Moonsong: OO;; Mitsukake: Be at one with the force! Hotohori: Power rangers are EEEEEVVVVVVIIIIILLLLLL! Mitsukake: ...of EVIL! Chichiri: Luke, I am your father no da! Tasuki: I see your schwarz is as big as mine! Mitsukake: Who's Luke? Mitsukake: H_H Hotohori: *starts to sing Beautiful Alone* Chiriko: *rolls eyes* Chichiri: whMINE! Or I will help you not! Tasuki: *screams* Moonsong: Daaa..... *falls asleep curled at Heika's feet* Nuriko: *sings* where have all the sane men gone? long time passing... where have all the sane men gone, long time ago? where have all the sane men gone - have been brainwashed everyone... Tasuki: @#$&()&%%$!! MAKE HIM STOP!! Mitsukake: CHEESE! Chichiri: *cringes down with hands over ears* Chichiri: AAGGGHHHHHH!! THE CHEESE! THE CHEESE NO DAAA! Mitsukake: HAIL THE CHEESE! Nuriko: *starts to sing perfect stranger* Hotohori: *keeps on singing* Tasuki: IT'S THE HORRIFYING KOYASU ATTACK!! Nuriko: *and listens to 46* Chiriko: *head hurts* Chichiri: AAAAGGGHHHHHH!!!!*writhes in pain* Tasuki: *falls to the floor* Tasuki: IT HURTS!! Mitsukake: *walks into the wall repeatedly* Chichiri: MERCY! MERCY NO DAAA! Hotohori: *switches to Boku no Uchuu ni Kimiga Iru* Nuriko: hey, hotohori-sama... i think you got them *grins* Tasuki: *bangs his head against the floor* Chichiri: *writhes in agony* Mitsukake: *falls over* Hotohori: *eyes them* Think it's safe to stop? Moonsong: NO! Mitsukake: GOAT! Nuriko: nope... i don't think so. Tasuki: UNCLE!! UNCLE!!! Hotohori: *starts singing Velvet Underworld* Chichiri: *takes mallet out of kasa and hits self over the head with it* Tasuki: SHIIII-NEEEEEE!!!! Mitsukake: *whaps self with a donut and passes out* Moonsong: *drags in seki & koyasu* SING!!! Nuriko: that isn't your text tas-chan! Tasuki: *struggles to his feet* Chiriko: *head REALLY hurts from conflicting singers* Tasuki: HOTOHORI!!! SHIII-NEEE!!!! Mitsukake: *dazed* Tasuki: *leaps at Hotohori with Tessen raised* Mitsukake: riiiccceee... Koyasu: that's MY line... Hotohori: *blinks* What? I'm not singing.....they are! *dodges and points to Koyasu* Chichiri: *gasps in agony and drags himself over to Hotohori, grabs his feet and tries to pull himself up* Stop...please...have mercy....no da!! Nuriko: *looking for chibi crawford in his pocket and makes him attacking tas-chan!* Tasuki: *looks at Crawford* you're such a deliciously evil bastard, you know that? Mitsukake: *points and laughs* Tasuki: ^__________________^ Chichiri: *attempts to recover from the shock* Nuriko: *hehe* smacks tas* *it worked... hehehe Tasuki: *goes to kill Koyasu* Hotohori: *blinks at Chichiri* You can let go now. Chichiri: Huh? Tasuki: YOU MUST NOT RELEASE ANYMORE SONGS!!! Tasuki: SHIII-NEE!!! Chichiri: Ano...why am I holding your feet, Hotohori? *lets go* Nuriko: mits, what is so funny? Mitsukake: OR THE STREETS SHALL RUN WITH BLOOD! Tasuki: I SUFFERED THROUGH 'CITY STAINED IN MONOCHROME'!! Chichiri: *eyetwitch* Nuriko: *rolls eyes* *yikes* Mitsukake: *whaps self with a spork and laughs wildly* Tasuki: *pauses* Hotohori: *watches Tasuki* Hmm.... Nuriko: huh? Seki: *breaks out into PLeasure WOrld* Chichiri: *goes over to a corner and stands on his head* Chichiri: BRB Hotohori: *moves over to Moonsong* If all else fails....you could send Akio *shudders* after them.... Tasuki: *golf claps for the man who can't speak english* Mitsukake: foreign chickens! Nuriko: heee... don't make fun of those who can't speak english... *hmpfs* Hotohori: Don't make us start singing again, Mits..... Nuriko: ;-) Tasuki: Leebeen in the Bleahsuh Wuld! Mitsukake: FIGHT THE ALIEN CUCUMBER MENACE! Nuriko: tas, what were you trying to say? Tasuki: The same thing the singer says Nuriko: *blinks confused* Nuriko: aha--- Mitsukake: -about weasels! Nuriko: what is it with the weasels, mits? Tasuki: Help us Weasel Wan Kinobi! You're our only hope! Chiriko: Want a ferrit instead? Mitsukake: THE CHEESE WEASEL IS POWERFUL! FEAR! Mitsukake: Luke...I AM YOUR...WEASEL! Tasuki: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Moonsong: I WANT A FERRET. Tasuki: *puts on an eyepatch* Tasuki: ehehehehehe... Tasuki: *grabs a knife* Hotohori has left the chat room. Chiriko: they SMELL Tasuki: I so wanna do this... Mitsukake: We are a love-ly bunch of coconuts, deedle-ee-dee-dee! Moonsong: but they're sooo cuuuute... Tasuki: there we are a lying in the road! Moonsong: Seki! LOOK OUTT!! *shudders at Farfie* Tasuki: *licks the knife* Mitsukake: Crazed ones, wild ones, some aren't right in the head! Seki: *ducks* Tasuki: Suzaku must hurt....heheheheheh Hotohori: *looks around cautiously* Nuriko: Tasuki=Braveheart=Farfarello??? Mitsukake: CACTUS! Tasuki: *glomps the cactus* Moonsong: the TACTFUL cactus!! Nuriko: *lol* Chiriko: Tasuki+Chichiri=Headache Chiriko: Secret of the Book of the Gods Tasuki: have you hugged your cactus today? Moonsong: seishi+chatroom=headache Mitsukake: goat + wall = muffins Chichiri: ok, back, wha hoppen no da? Nuriko: insane seishi + saturday = headache! Hotohori: *gives Nuriko, Moonsong, and Chiriko earplugs* Put these in, quick! *puts some in his own ears* Mitsukake: do you know, the muffin maaaaaaaaan Chiriko: *in* Chichiri: ano.......nani? Tasuki: donut + lima beans = lampshade Nuriko: *takes earplugs without even asking why and puts them into his ears* Mitsukake: blender + old pants = fun Chichiri: *looks around with not a little confusion* Tasuki: BLENDERRRR!!! Chiriko: Oo Tasuki: *giggles madly* Mitsukake: HAIL THE BLENDER! Hotohori: *makes sure everyone has them in* Ready? *starts blaring Blue Eyes Blue at the insane seishi* Tasuki: *screams* Chichiri: AAGGHHHH!!! Hotohori: Stereos are good things...... Mitsukake: Are you kidding? I'm immune! AHAHAHAAH!! Nuriko: lol!!! Mitsukake: *is unaffected and still crazy* Tasuki: I'M MELTING!! MELTING!! WHAT WORLD! WHAT A WORLD!! Nuriko: *why is he still standing* *walks over to mits and whispers* fanBOYS! Mitsukake: RUN with the MICROWAVE! Mitsukake: AHHHHH!!!! Mitsukake: *runs in circles* Tasuki: *writhes on the floor* Chichiri: *runs into the kitchen, grabs the squirt bottles of mustard and ketchup and runs back, waving them in front of Hotohori* DON'T MAKE ME USE THESE NO DAAAA! Mitsukake: NOOOOOO!!!!!! Chichiri: IT'S GREY POUPON MUSTARD TOO NO DA! Hotohori: *holds Chichiri's kasa in front of him* Tasuki: *giggles* Suzaku hurts.... Nuriko: *steps between chichiri and hotohori-sama* and what are you up to? *grins evilly* Mitsukake: HAIL THE GREY POUPON! Moonsong: Ohh! *grabs mustard for hamburger* Chiriko: *sits down and starts writing admittance papers out* Mitsukake: I am a microwave Tasuki: *starts singing* Mitsukake: *waves spork* Chichiri: *holds ketchup bottle over ownhead* DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS NO DA! Tasuki: KISS ME!! KISS MY LIPS!! Hotohori: This isn't working like it's suppose to...... Nuriko: *shoves something to eat into mits for a warming up* *grins* Tasuki: KILL ME! KILL ME FOREVER!! Mitsukake: *walks into a wall* Tasuki: KISS ME, KISS MY LEG!! Mitsukake: mmph Chichiri: *aims the ketchup at Tasuki and swueezes* Nuriko: mits... doesn't it hurt to walk into walls this often? Mitsukake: HAIL THE-wait a sec, NO! Mitsukake: AHAHAHAH!! I aM THE MIGHTY...REPAIRMAN-MAN-MAN! Tasuki: *giggles madly* Mitsukake: *puts a lampshade on his head* Chichiri: *squirts ketchup on Tasuki* Tasuki: BLUD!! Nuriko: *wonders if he can make such cool moves like jet li* Tasuki: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Tasuki: SUZAKU WILL HURT!! Chiriko: *sighs* Hotohori: *replaces Blue Eyes Blue with You Spin Me Round by Dead or Alive* This going to summon Akio......*hides* Chichiri: *goes to the kitchen and gets the secret sauce* Tasuki: NOT THE SECRET SAUCE!! Mitsukake: NOOO! Tasuki: HIDE THE JELL-O!! Mitsukake: RUN FOR YOUR WEASELS! Nuriko: *hides under desk* Tasuki: *goes to protect the jell-o* Chichiri: YES! THE SECRET SAUCE! I WARNED YOU BUT YOU DIDN'T LISTEN! Mitsukake: *crawls up on the ceiling* Tasuki: YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!! Chichiri: YES! THE SECRET SAUCE! I WARNED YOU BUT YOU DIDN'T LISTEN! Mitsukake: *crawls up on the ceiling* Tasuki: YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!! Chichiri: *gets an ice cream bar and hides under the table with it* Nuriko: yes, you can't have it... tas needs it for himself and kouji! Tasuki: I won't let them get you, jell-o Mitsukake: H_H Tasuki: *starts eating the jell-o before the others can get it* Chiriko: *wants GW fanfics* Akio has joined the chat room. Chiriko: *IIIIIEEEE* Chichiri: Yes, it's just you and me now, my ice cream bar....Only you understand me. Not them.. How I love to lick your creamy center...how I love to crunch your chocolaty coating! Yes! Tasuki: *waves at the newcomer* Nuriko: ??? Nani o? Mitsukake: I am Bob the Telekinetic Fire Hydrant! Akio: You spin me right round, baby right round like a record baby right round round round Hotohori: *remains hidden from Akio* Mitsukake: WHAT EEEEESSS IT MAN?! Tasuki: *dances with Akio* Tasuki: SPIN YOUR PARTNER, ROUND AND ROUND!! Chichiri: NO! No, I know what you want! You want my ice cream bar! WELL YOU CAN;T HAVE IT NO DAAA! Mitsukake: DONT WIZZ ON THE ELECTRIC FENCE!! Akio: Oooh... *cackles madly* wanna go for a ride? Hotohori: 0.o;;;; Chichiri: *crouches protectively over the ice cream bar* Hotohori: Stay away from the Akio car...... Mitsukake: It's...SPACE MADNESS!! Chiriko: I'm gone.... sayonara, minna-chan Tasuki: *grabs a sledgehammer* CAR?! Nuriko: *wonders if Duo could help out... wonders if moonsong- sama would be very disappointed if duo would step (with his deathscythe) on the chatroom and crashes it) Akio: *pouts* Why heika... you meanie Tasuki: DUO!!! SHIII-NEEE!!! Chiriko has left the chat room. Hotohori: Stay away from ME! *steps away from Akio* Nuriko: ja ne, chiriko-chan! Chichiri: *is unmindful the ice cream is melting over his hands* Moonsong: hey, don't say i didn't warn you guys... Tasuki: *jumps on Akio and spins him around* Tasuki: WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Mitsukake: *is still wearing lampshade on his head* BONZAI !!!! Tasuki: *keeps spinning Akio* Hotohori: Moonsong, any ideas on how to get them back to normal? Tasuki: *looses his grip and falls to the ground* Mitsukake: *hums "The Muffin Man"* Akio: *grabs any seishi he can get his hands on* there's room for you ALL... Chichiri: What's that you say, my ice cream bar? *lowers head to listen* It's time to leave now no da? Already? Well, if you say so. You always give good advice, my ice cream bar Moonsong: ummm.... not really... Nuriko: hm...moonsong-sama, do you think a seiryuu-invasion could help? Mitsukake: everybody say PANTS!! Tasuki: Bwahahahaha....oooo, the colors.... Hotohori: *pulls out the Diety Sword* Back off.....*steps away from Akio* Tasuki: PANTS!! Akio: PANTS... OFF!! Chichiri: My ice cream bar never steers me wrong no da. It sez it's time for me to leave no da. Mitsukake: ALL HAIL THE PANTS!! Tasuki: HAIL! HAIL! Chichiri: Good night all! Tasuki: Goodnight cHichiri! Hotohori: Night, Chichiri! Mitsukake: AND THERE WAS MUCH REJOICING! Tasuki: *hic* Nuriko: CU chichiri. Chichiri has left the chat room. Tasuki: YAY!!! Mitsukake: *walks into a wall* Tasuki: *glomps Mitsukake* Mitsukake: ACK! *is glomped* Mitsukake: Not again! Nuriko: *hands mits ice* here... for your head! Mitsukake: DONUT! Tasuki: AND THERE WAS MUCH REJOICING! Akio: *glomps both seishi* Mitsukake: YAY! Akio: Yay! Mitsukake: AHHHH!!!!! Hotohori: 0.0 Nuriko: huh? Tasuki: MINE! *kicks Akio* Tasuki: I WAS GLOMPING HIM FIRST!! Hotohori: *switches song back to Beautiful Alone* Mitsukake: *crawls away* THE RED GOATS ARE COMING! Akio: *pouts* SHARE!! I can have you both... Tasuki: *SCREAMS* Nuriko: *hides behind hotohori-sama* i am scared! Moonsong: *goes to sleep* Tasuki: *holds his ears and writhes on the floor* Nuriko: cu moonsong... have nice dreams... Mitsukake: And the day shall come, when the red goats shall reign supreme over the universe! Akio: ends of the world Mitsukake: AND ALL SHALL FEAR! Hotohori: *gets a better idea and changes it to Master and Servant by Depeche Mode* I think we should get out of here while we can... Tasuki: UNCLE!! UNCLE!! Mitsukake: *turns on a disco globe* COLORS! Tasuki: EEEEEEEEEESTEEEEEEEE!!! Akio: Yesss??? *gets out whip* Tasuki: *dances* Nuriko: *nods* uhm... what about... hm... *shudders* a britney spears song? Tasuki: HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!! Akio: *cracks whip* i like this one... Mitsukake: H_H Nuriko: *Hits Tasuki into the next wall* you asked for it *grins* Tasuki: *smash* Hotohori: *cringes* Okay, put the earplugs back in! *turns on Oops I Did It Again* Mitsukake: Ooops he did it again... Akio: NOOOOOO!!!! Tasuki: *giggles* thanks, suzaku hurts.... Mitsukake: *laughs madly* Tasuki: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Akio has left the chat room. Nuriko: *starts to sing perfect world* Mitsukake: Everyone say FORK! Tasuki: FORK!! Hotohori: *turns off the stereo* Nuriko: Frog! Mitsukake: AMEN AND PRAISE THE FORK! Tasuki: HO! HEY! HO! HEY! *waves his arms* Hotohori: Hmmm......*starts to sing Far Off Dawn* Mitsukake: aHaHaHaH!!!!111 kEwl d00d! Nuriko: ???? Mitsukake: I am the FORK!! Tasuki: I'M HENRY THE EIGHT I AM I AM, I'M HENRY THE EIGHT I AM! Nuriko: yes.. i got it.. you are the frog *has still earplugs in* Tasuki: Second verse, same as the first Mitsukake: HE WAS MARRIED TO THE WOMAN NEXT DOOR... Tasuki: I'M HENRY THE EIGHT I AM I AM, I'M HENRY THE EIGHT I AM!! Hotohori has left the chat room. Nuriko: tasuki... if you are henry the 8th then you have more wives than fangirls. Tasuki: *shrugs* Mitsukake: He DOES! Tasuki: They do the dishes Mitsukake: And they're all named Mary Sue. :P Tasuki: *faints* Mitsukake: *snrk* Nuriko: and tehy want to be loved *grins* Mitsukake: *bwahahahahah* Tasuki: *hands Schuldig over to them* Tasuki: ENJOY!! Nuriko: *don't want to have schuldig* Hotohori has joined the chat room. Tasuki: *hands Koyasu over to them* Nuriko: i prefer crawford *grins* Tasuki: have him! Hotohori: *blinking* Moonsong: Schuldie...... *whimpers* Mitsukake: CHUGA-CHUGGA! *train noises* Nuriko: *puts hand on mits forehead+ i think he has a weird fever Tasuki: *puts on a bandanna* what are you thinking liebshoen? Moonsong: Eep! Hotohori: I have to go now. Ja, minna! *waves* Tasuki: bye bye Hotohori! Hotohori has left the chat room. Nuriko: tas... who or what is a LiebSchoen? Mitsukake: Ich bin Obst! *crash* Tasuki: something german Nuriko: je ne hotohori... Nuriko: tas.. i do not know this word *grins* Nuriko: Mits: what kind of fruit are you? Tasuki: KUMQUAT!! Mitsukake: HAII!!!! Nuriko: i know that you are a fruit but WHAT KIND of fruit.. an apple... a banana... a cherry... Mitsukake: A CUCUMBER!! Tasuki: KUMQUAT!! Mitsukake: I SHALL SMITE ALL! Mitsukake: RUN FROM MY WRATH! Tasuki: *runs into a wall* Nuriko: *don't want to run* Mitsukake: *also runs into a wall* Tasuki: and there was much rejoicing! Nuriko: well. THAT is an improvement.. tas instead of mits. Mitsukake: *straightens the lampshade on his head* YAY! Tasuki: *waves flags* Mitsukake: *waves sporks* Nuriko: *thinks of going to bed right now...* Tasuki: *waves Cheerios* Mitsukake: *thinks of turning into a desk* Tasuki: Farfegnewton! Nuriko: i'm not gone yet... just thought about it. Mitsukake: *waves a cow* Moonsong: *ducks cow* Mitsukake: BUAHAHAHA!! Nuriko: think so.. it's 4 am over here *grins sheepish and sleepy* Tasuki: *waves a wooden rabbit* Mitsukake: *juggles cow and sporks and piece of cheese* Moonsong: *ducks cheese* Mitsukake: *hits the wall HARD* Tasuki: *glomps Nuriko* Mitsukake: oww...wha' happen'd.... Mitsukake: ...and why do I feel hungover? Moonsong: coz you are Mitsukake: Ohh..that explains a lot. :P Moonsong: doesn't it? Mitsukake: Hai! Now if I can just figure out why the walls talk to me... Tasuki: *glomps Moonsong* Tasuki: *copies Moonsong's facial expressions* Moonsong: Nuriko, do something about that... *points at baka bandit* Tasuki: :P :) =) Nuriko: *smacks tas* Tasuki: *flies into a wall* Mitsukake: *points and laughs* Moonsong: arigato Nuriko: dozo! Nuriko: *smiles* Mitsukake: GOAT! Moonsong: cheese Moonsong: is Tasuki: *peels himself from the wall and chibi runs back to Moonsong* Moonsong: gross Nuriko: curry-rice! Mitsukake: everybody say PANTS!! Tasuki: *glomp!* Tasuki: PANTS!! Moonsong: Nurikooooooo!!! Mitsukake: ALL HAIL THE PANTS! AND THERE WAS MUCH REJOICING! Nuriko: *takes tasuki off from moonsong and hugs him* Tasuki: *Squeek* Nuriko: *and doesn't let go of tas-chan* Mitsukake: *points and laughs* Moonsong: ^_^ Tasuki: HALP!! Tasuki: *waves chibi arms* Mitsukake: Get on the boat, the BANANNA boat! Nuriko: oi... isn't he chibi... so sweet *hugs and hugs and hugs and is happy about a new doll* Moonsong: i gotta jam... while i can. next week minna! Tasuki: bye bye! Tasuki: *waves* Mitsukake: okies...it's late here, too...oyasumi! Nuriko: ja ne, moonsong. Tasuki: oyasumi! Mitsukake: besides, the sake buzz is wearing off...^_^ Tasuki: *wriggles free of Nuriko* Nuriko: oyasumi nasai, moonsong-sama. Copyright © August 2000 by The Suzaku Seishi Fanfiction Review. Edited by Moonsong. Standard Disclaimers. All Rights Reserved. http://www.crosswinds.net/~seishifanfiction