The Suzaku Seishi Fanfiction Review presents...

The Beginning of the Donut Wars


Mitsukake: ACK! THUNDER! *hides under the computer desk*  
Nuriko: *starts too laugh... * 
Mitsukake: *glare* NOT FUNNY! 
Nuriko: A big strong man is afraid of thunder...  
Chichiri: You mean there's a desk big enough for him to hide under na
          no da? 
Mitsukake: *raspberry* 
Chiriko: Mits blows rasberries? 
Taiitsukun: Okay. That scares me... 
Tamahome: A new surprise every day 
Taiitsukun: That scares me even more... 
Mitsukake: What? 
Nuriko: Tamahome scares you? Is that new? 
Tamahome: I resent that!  I am loved by all! 
Mitsukake: *throws a donut at Tamahome* 
Nuriko: That's what you think *grins* 
Tamahome: *munches donut* 
Chichiri: Ah... not by me no da!! I am straight na no da! 
Mitsukake: *facevault* 
Nuriko: Mits, wasn't that one of the donuts Miaka made? 
Mitsukake: Eh-heh... I won't say... 
Tamahome: ARGH!!!  *running to sink*  
Mitsukake: HAHAHAHAH!!!! 
Tamahome: I need food!! 
Mitsukake: MY EVIL PLOT WORKED!!! 
Nuriko: *lol* BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAAAA 
Chichiri: Miaka's donuts?? I use them for weights on my fishing line no 
          da... 
Mitsukake: Do you EVER catch anything? 
Nuriko: Not with those donuts---- except for the suicidal fishes... 
Chichiri: Well, no no da. I neglect to put bait on the hook 
Tamahome: *spitting out food* I'm gonna die of starvation 
Mitsukake: There's plenty more donuts where those came from! *takes aim 
          at Tama* 
Tamahome: *throws donut at Chichiri* 
Chichiri: *fends the donut off with his kasa and it knocks down a vase* 
          Hey! Careful with those donuts no da! They are a deadly
          weapon! 
Mitsukake: I have boxes and boxes of the evil donuts under this desk. 
          *snrk* 
Tamahome: *runs to Mits desk and steals a box*  
Mitsukake: Hey! GET BACK HERE!! *runs after him*



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