The Suzaku Seishi Fanfiction Review Presents... Fangirls, Fics, and Fruitiness ^_~ Nuriko: wait ep. 33 spoiler... *sweatdrops as he reads Moonsong's mail* Nuriko: *sigh* Moonsong: hmmm?? Moonsong: now what? Mitsukake: *shakes head* I think they're all going overboard, sending in all these Nuriko death-fics...poor guy/girl. -_- Moonsong: lol Nyan-Nyan: there are two kinds of Nuri fans: the kind that blatantly deny he ever died and the kind that write lots of depressing fics about his death ^_^;; Mitsukake: And a third: The kind where he's reincarnated with Heika-sama. ^^;; Mitsukake: There's a LOT of those... Moonsong: or Tasuki... LOL Nyan-Nyan: LOL! you're right...^_^;;; Mitsukake: *cracks up* You know, I think Tasuki's been paired with nearly EVERYONE on the show... Moonsong: KOwaii yo... O.O Mitsukake: Hell, I saw a Tasuki/Nakago fic archive on the links at Anipike...*sweatdrop* Moonsong: O.O Mitsukake: Fan-people scare me to no end... Nuriko: Nani? Nyan-Nyan: kowaii! o.o Mitsukake: And that was the title...big letters...TASUKI AND NAKAGO...urr...I got a little sick. ^^;; Moonsong: eep Mitsukake: But there's been worse... Mitsukake: *shudder* Nuriko: well let's see... he's paired up with Kouji, me, Chichiri, Tamahome... uhm... Mitsukake: ...Mary Sue... Mitsukake: ^^;; Nuriko: there are plenty of those... Moonsong: lol Mitsukake: And Amiboshi (as Chiriko) Mitsukake: Lesse here...what else... Mitsukake: *thinks really hard* Nyan-Nyan: if you say tomo...o.O Moonsong: eep Mitsukake: I wasn't gonna say that...it MIGHT have been done, I dunno Mitsukake: I wouldn't put it past some of these fangirls... Nyan-Nyan: *shudders* Mitsukake: That's what I said. ^_^ Nuriko: hey he's a really polygamy Mitsukake: O.o Mitsukake: That's...twisted... Mitsukake: ACK! I just remembered...Tasuki HAS been paired with Tomo... Moonsong: : >.< Mitsukake: It was in a fic someone asked me to MST... Nuriko: Yikes. Mitsukake: Technically it wasn't a couple...more like a quadruple... Mitsukake: *shiver* Nuriko: next you gonna tell me he was with Soi... Mitsukake: I had to refuse...some things not even -I- will riff... Mitsukake: Maybe. Mitsukake: *shrug* I think some fans just draw names out of a hat... Moonsong: KOWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Nyan-Nyan: o.O Mitsukake: Yeah. Mitsukake: I think the writer said she was on medication when she wrote it, so I forgave her. Nuriko: be right back *goes to the kitchen* Moonsong: lol. he's always going to the kitchen... Mitsukake: He can EAT after -that- discussion? O_o Moonsong: point... Mitsukake: Maybe he really went to pay off some fangirl for pairing him with Tasuki...*lol* Nyan-Nyan: *giggles* Mitsukake: He's gonna hit me when he gets back...^^;; Nuriko: I heard that! Mitsukake: O_O *runs* Moonsong: *cracks up* Nuriko: so i guess no-one of you want any chocolate? Moonsong: WAIIII!!!! *pounces Nuriko* Mitsukake: O_o I think Moonsong's hyper enough as it is... *sweatdrop* Moonsong: hey I haven't been that bad today! Nuriko: *gives her a piece of chocolate* Moonsong: *scarfs* Nuriko: Mits? Nyan-nyan? *offers chocolate* Mitsukake: Yeesh...she eats like Miaka! ^_^ (No thanks...I've had enough. :P) Moonsong: *munch slurp* yummy! more? Mitsukake: O.O Moonsong: Hey! Mitsukake: *runs* Moonsong: i NEED to keep eating! ^_^ Mitsukake: ????? Moonsong: at least that's what everyone tells me... ~.~ Nuriko: *points at mits* therefore that he's the most quiet of us he runs a lot... Moonsong: lol Mitsukake: *raises eyebrow* Moonsong: what? Mitsukake: Nuriko...scares me. ^_^ Nuriko: why? Mitsukake: I have no idea... Moonsong: *sigh* Nuriko: *sweatdrops* Mitsukake: ^^;; Mitsukake: *keels over for no reason* Moonsong: Yes it's great to BE... in that Care Bear fami-ly.... Mitsukake: O_________________O;;;;;;;;;; Mitsukake: I don't EVEN wanna know, do I....? Nyan-Nyan: ^_^;; Moonsong: ROFL Tasuki enters the chat. Mitsukake: Ohayo, Tasuki! Nuriko: TASUKI!!! *hugs him* hi there... Tasuki: Konnichiwa Tasuki: urk! Hi Nuriko Nyan-Nyan: konbanwa! ^_^ Mitsukake: Don't kill him, Nuriko... Nuriko: no I won't... actually... if I did I think I would have to deal with a LOT of fangirls... well... actually I enjoy being dead... as soon as I'm NOT in hell... Tasuki: hi Nyan Nyan, Mitsu, amd Moonsong Tasuki: I feel like I walked in on a alcoholics anonymous meeting Mitsukake: I don't believe it...I was the early one, for once. *roflmao* Mitsukake: ??? Mitsukake: You're the only one who drinks sake that -I- know of, Tasuki Nuriko: drinking...? here...? just water fang-boy. Mitsukake: Yeah, you're right, being dead isn't as bad as they'd have you think. ^_^ Tasuki: Nuriko gets the better fanfics while he's dead *nudges Nuriko* Mitsukake: Get ready to run, Tasuki-san. ^_^ Nuriko: *smacks Tasuki into orbit and greets an earlier topic* Tasuki: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Mitsukake: I warned him.... Nuriko: ...not early enough. Mitsukake: I tried. ^_^ Nuriko: I know... Nyan-Nyan: you'd think being a bandit he'd have better reflexes ^_^;; Tasuki: *comes falling back* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! etc etc Mitsukake: We're gonna need to call someone to fix that floor... Mitsukake: ...and the roof... Nuriko: nyan-nyan? Mitsukake: *lol* Tasuki: *crash* *roof* *crash* *floor* Nyan-Nyan: *sighs and heals Tasuki* Mitsukake: Tasuki, you'll never learn, will you? Mitsukake: ^_- Nyan-Nyan: that's #1 for tonite ^_^;; Nuriko: my Tasuki why do YOU always have to make so much dirt and destroy everything? Mitsukake: Unn...he's a bandit? Tasuki: eh? *sits up groggily* Nuriko: it's a reason, but is it really an obstacle? Mitsukake: Ah...probably not. ^_^ Tasuki: Gee, Nuriko, I don't #$%*^&$% know. Maybe because you don't know yer own strength? Mitsukake: Watch out, Tasuki...... Nuriko: *shrugs* wasn't my idea with the superhuman strength... Nyan-Nyan: are you TRYING to get hit? ^_^;; Mitsukake: I think he is... Mitsukake: Proves something...*cracks up* Mitsukake: I...won't...say...it... Mitsukake: :P Nuriko: ahhh i see.... Tasuki's into SM... *grins... especially the Sado - part. Tasuki: O_o Nuriko: *grins* Mitsukake: *roflmao* Tasuki: Shaddup! Mitsukake: Eh-heh. Calm down, Tasuki. Mitsukake: Just a joke, after all....^O^ Nyan-Nyan: *LOL* don't you mean the masochism?^_^ Mitsukake: *is secretly trying not to laugh* Mitsukake: Maybe he's into both? Tasuki: *fumes* Nuriko: *ooops* d'oh... I always screw up the words... when I can't think clearly. Nyan-Nyan: suddenly that fic w/ Nakago makes sense ^_^;; Mitsukake: ?? Mitsukake: *looool* Nuriko: lol Tasuki: *chokes and laughs at Nyan-Nyan* Nuriko: or the one with tama... Mitsukake: Actually, I think it was something like Tasuki/Nakago/Tomo/Kouji... Tasuki: O_O Mitsukake: And Tamahome, too... Nyan-Nyan: *ducks behind table* Mitsukake: Don't ASK... Tasuki: Eeeeeeek! Mitsukake: Tasuki, you have some SICK fans... Tasuki: *falls over* Mitsukake: Yeah...stay FAR away from any and all yaoi archives... those things will scar you... Mitsukake: eewww.... Nuriko: *cough* uhm... soryy Tasuki... I think we should calm down.... it's always Tasuki who get's it.... well I don't mind, but... it's kind of rude... especially since he just entered the chat 5 minutes ago Tasuki: *blinks at Nuriko* Mitsukake: True. ^_^ Gomen nasai, Tasuki-san. Nyan-Nyan: yeah..... gomen ^_^ Tasuki: Nuriko! You ARE my pal! I knew somewhere under there you were my pal after all! Mitsukake: *suddenly cracks up* Mitsukake: (not a word...not a word...) Mitsukake: (bwahahahaha!!!) Nuriko: yeah yeah.. maybe, Tasuki-chan... Nyan-Nyan: *snrk* Nuriko: *grins* Tasuki: *blinks at nyan-Nyan* Mitsukake: Hey! MY SOUND EFFECT! ONLY I CAN SNRK!! Mitsukake: *lol* Tasuki: *whispers to Nuriko* they're at his house too much Nuriko: *whispers back* you too *points at the fixed holes...* Nuriko: hey Mits... look the Nyan-nyan stole your 'snrk' Mitsukake: >_< Nyan-Nyan: gomen, Mits-san ^_^;; Mitsukake: *cracks up* Daijobu. ^_^ Snrking is FUN, after all. :P Tasuki: What exactly do you have in your house that attracts them, Mitsu? Nyan-Nyan: my sisters taught me it ^_^ Mitsukake: Beats me.... Tasuki: Must be the cat Nyan-Nyan: SUGAR!!!!! ^_^ Mitsukake: *shrug* Or that...^^;; Tasuki: *laughs his butt off* Nuriko: well, Tasuki chan... he's a handsome lonely guy... uhm... just with a cat... Mitsukake: O________________o Nyan-Nyan: Taiitsukun keeps hers locked up ^_^;; Tasuki: and they write fics about me.....O_o Nuriko: the silent ones are always the worst ones... *grins* Mitsukake: *raises eyebrow* Nani? Tasuki: Mits seems to be a better candidate Mitsukake: ????????? Tasuki: He's alone, with just a cat....he needs love.......uses Sugar to attract Nyan-nyan.... Nuriko: lol Mitsukake: ........................O.o........................... Mitsukake: .................................................O_o Nyan-Nyan: ACKKK! HENTAI! i'll heal your perversion, Tasuki! *begins to chant* Mitsukake: *blink* You guys are -freaks-. Tasuki: *blinks at Nyan nyan and waits for something to happen* Mitsukake: Nyan-Nyan, Better not. The fangirls wouldn't be happy....*lol* Tasuki: OOoooops! Sorry! Too many wacked out fangirls to heal me Nyan-Nyan: Kouji wouldn't either ~_^ Tasuki: *eyetwitch* Nuriko: *gets out of Nyan-nyan's line of I-heal-your-perversion- fire-line. Mitsukake: Don't worry, Nuriko. I think you're incurable. ^_^ Tasuki: I'd just revert Mitsukake: Or-never mind. ^_^ Nuriko: i take that incurable comment as a compliment. Mitsukake: *shrug* Nuriko: *tsetsetsess* Mitsukake: Compliment or no, it's probably true.... Mitsukake: ??? Nuriko: *eyebrow twitches* Copyright © April 2000 by The Suzaku Seishi Fanfiction Review. Edited by Moonsong. Standard Disclaimers. All Rights Reserved. http://www.crosswinds.net/~seishifanfiction/