The Suzaku Seishi Fanfiction Review presents... Fight! Fight! Tamahome: Grrrrr, I feel I should have some sort of action so..... *hits Tasuki* Tasuki: Ack! Baka! *smack* Tamahome: Hey! I don't want to get into a fight! I just needed an action! Tasuki: You started it it! *tackle* Tamahome: (from under Tasuki) STOP IT!! *kicks him off* Tasuki: *noogies Tamahome's head* Say uncle! Tamahome: NEVER!!! Chiriko: Why am I the only mature one here? *cute lil Chiriko rolls his eyes* Tasuki: *noogie noogie noogie* Nuriko: *sweatdrops at the sight of his two fellow seishi* Tamahome: OFF OFF OFF!! *kicks Tasuki in a very painful place* Nuriko: Chiriko, I think it's just because they are alive and we're dead. Tasuki: O.O *curls up* Tasuki: *cough, gasp* Tamahome: Yes, I fight unfairly, deal! Chiriko: I was never this bad..... Nuriko: Was just a thought... you're the genius, remember? Tasuki: *cough gasp* Chiriko: Yes, but to understand them, I'd have to perform a lobotomy on myself Nuriko: And they forgot that there's no Mitsukake around... Tasuki: I'm sooo, gonna *cough* kill you.... Tamahome:: *standing triumphantly over Tasuki* I win, you lose! Nuriko> Well.... I don't think that I want to understand them. Chiriko: And I do? Tasuki: *grabs Tamahome's legs and bites his ankles* Nuriko: Nope... I don't think so. Chiriko: Do they even qualify as human? Nuriko: Shimatta... they are still alive... Tamahome: *falling* OWW! Cheater! *pulls Tasuki's hair* Chiriko: Suzaku knows how.... Nuriko: *shakes his head* I'm not sure about that. Tasuki: Ahhh! what are you? A @^&# woman? Chiriko: And Tasuki starts to get nasty Nuriko: He's always nasty. Tamahome: *standing up* hahahaha!! *steps on Tasuki's head* Chiriko: Yes, but calling someone a woman is his worst insult Tasuki: Augh! Tamahome: Care to take that comment back? *putting more weight on his head* Tasuki: *grabs his tessen* Tasuki: Augh! Never! Tamahome: Oh CRAP!!! *running frantically* Tasuki: Rekka! Shien! *sits up and swings* Nuriko: I think fried Tama is on the menu... again... Chiriko: *sighs* Have any popcorn, Nuriko? Tamahome: *ducks* Tasuki: Come back here ahou! Tamahome: Haha misse... *falles over fried* Nuriko: Hai.... *sits beside Chiriko and gives him popcorn* (Chichiri enters the chat room.) Tasuki: Chichiri! Nuriko: Oi, Chichiri-san... Tasuki: *walks over to Tamahome with his fan on his shoulder* Tamahome: *tries to inch away* Tasuki: *nudges him with a foot* Ne, you still alive? Chichiri: Hmm, I see things haven't really changed that much since I was gone no da. Tamahome: No Chiriko: They've been fighting again, in case you couldn't guess Chichiri: When will you two grow up no da? Nuriko: Here, want some popcorn ? Tasuki: Here, have a donut *shoves a Mitsukake donut in Tama's mouth* Nuriko: Where did he get that? Chichiri: Popcorn? What's that no da? *looks at the bag curiously* Nuriko: Just taste it. Chichiri: Hmmm *takes one and munches it* Ai, it is quite good no da. Nuriko: Better than donuts... *grins and munches on popcorn* Chichiri: What is it made from no da? Chiriko: *sighs* Even though I'm younger then all of you, I feel like the adult here Nuriko: I know that you're a kid inside, otouto-chan Tasuki: *looks back at Chiriko and grins* Tamahome: *grabs donuts from Tasuki and throws one at him* Tasuki: *is bopped with donut* Tamahome: Hehe Chichiri: So what is the score now Nuriko-san? Nuriko: I don't know... didn't count... but I think... uhm... it's a tie Tasuki: Argh! You wanna be original recipe or extra crispy?! Tamahome: Neither, I think I'll run now Tasuki: REKKA! SHIEN!!! Tamahome: *burns up ONCE again Tasuki: *grabs Tamahome and puts him in a paper bucket* Chichiri: *wonders how many times Tamahome will get burned up before he is turned into a pile of ash* Chiriko: No more donuts! PLEASE- didn't we learn from last time? Chichiri: *shakes head at Tamahome making an ash of himself once more* Tasuki: Anyone order Tasuki fried Tamahome? Chichiri: No thanks Tasuki, I'M not touching THAT no da! Chiriko: This is SO not funny.... *whimpers* Tamahome: *breaking bag* I will get you for this! *knees him in THAT place again* Tasuki: O.O *falls over* >.< Chichiri: Ano, exactly what bag did you put Tamahome in, Tasuki- san? Tasuki: Paper *cough* bucket *wheeze* Chichiri: Ok, just wanted to make sure no da. Nuriko: ...uhm... Chiriko, Chichiri... let's talk about other things then... Chichiri: Was it one of... Chiriko's no da? Chiriko: No.... *pouts* Tamahome: Man, I wish Mits was here, I sure could use his desk now to hide under Tasuki: *tries to get back up* Nuriko: Maybe they should visit the man in the moon again? Tamahome: Nuriko, I could do without a sightseeing tour right now (to Tasuki) stay down! Tasuki: Eeegh.... you are so #^&%$# fried..... Chiriko: *starts bobbing around, pretending to be Andy Kaufman* Tamahome: *pushes Tasuki down* You ain't gettin up! Nuriko: Who's Andy Kaufman? Chichiri: Chiriko as Andy Kaufman?? What a mental picture THAT is no da! Chiriko: Ever see TAXI? Nuriko: uhmm... to be honest... uhm... no. Tamahome: Man, TAXI was FUNNY!! Tasuki: Ack! Get offa me! Baka! Nuriko: *whispers* Tasuki to Tamahome no baka. Chichiri: Ano, I have a question for you Tasuki no da, if you aren't busy at the moment. Tasuki: What? Tamahome: *pushes Tasuki down again* SIT! Tasuki: Arf! *bites Tamahome's arm* Chichiri: Well, you have blue prayer beads, but you don't strike me as being of the religious turn, no da. So why the beads? Did you steal them from someone na no da? Tamahome: YOW! Why aren't you staying down? Tasuki: I never @*^$$ stay down, baka! Haven't you learned that?! Tamahome: Shut up! *steps on him again* Tasuki: Augh! *rolls over from under the foot and dive tackles Tamahome:* Nuriko: Oi... I think I'll leave now... Tasuki: Oi, goodnight Nuriko Taiitsukun: Ja ne Nuri! Arigato! Chichiri: Chiriko, sometimes I wonder how we managed to beat all our adversaries with Tamahome and Tasuki on our team no da. Nuriko: Greetings to the others. Chiriko: Oyasumi! Chichiri: Goodnight Nuriko! Nuriko: Oyasumi nasai. To, arigatou gozaimashita. Tamahome: *going down* Maybe we need a priestess Oh! Bye Nuriko!! Chichiri: *looks at Tamahome* Looks more to me you need a referee no da! (Nuriko has left the chat room.) Tasuki: *grabs Tamahome up over his head* Tamahome: No ref, they always call dumb things like kicking people Tasuki: Hah! Wrestling! Can ya smell what the Rock is cookin? Chichiri: LET'S GET READY TO RRRUUUMMBBBLLEEEE NO DAAAA! Chiriko: *rolls eyes* Chichiri: Heh heh I've always wanted to say that no da! Tasuki: *throws Tamahome to the ground and drops on him* Tamahome: Oh help! Hey, can I get that ref now? Chichiri: *counts* Chichiri: One! Chichiri: Two! Chichiri: Three no da! Tamahome: *struggling to get up* I'm up! Chichiri: Ok Chiriko: This really isn't fair Chichiri: I don't believe such a thing concerns them, Chiriko no da. Tasuki: *gets up and climbs onto the ring ropes* Chiriko: How come they both got to live? They seemed too stupid Chichiri: Ahhhh, you've got a good point there, Chiriko! Tamahome: *charging Tasuki* You're gonna get it! Miaka taught me her moves! Chiriko: I'm sure she did, Tama Tasuki: *jumps off the ropes and tackles Tamahome* Chichiri: Perhaps they are just too stupid to die no da? Chiriko: *giggles* Tamahome: *dusting hands off* not nice Chichiri Chichiri: I was just entertaining a thought, Tamahome: no da Tamahome: Humph Chichiri: You have to admit Chiriko did raise a valid point there no da! Chiriko: I think Chichiri has it right- they both fell in love with Miaka, after all! Tamahome: *Grabbing Tauski* SPLASH MOUNTAIN '95! Tasuki: Ahhhhhh! Chichiri: Wah! Nuriko took the popcorn with him/her! no da! Chiriko: *pouts again* Tasuki: *smash* Sneaky woman moves.....you fight like a @#&^^$# woman! Tamahome: But it works Chichiri: Hmm, perhaps it's the Miaka Syndrome no da? Tasuki: Fight like a man! Chiriko: Then how do we explain you? Tasuki: *puts up his fists* Tamahome:: *grabbing some rocks* You like this better? Tasuki: O.O Chiriko: *ducks behind Chichiri* Tamahome: *flicks rocks at Tauski's eyes* Tasuki: *flings his arms up* Ack! Ack! Ow! Itai! Chichiri: *sighs* Chiriko: *seconds sigh* Tamahome: *pummiling Tauski* Woman's moves my butt! Chichiri: So Chiriko, how are things with you lately no da? Chiriko: Same old, same old.... I have a lot of research to do! Tasuki: *grabs his tessen* ENOUGH!!! REKKA SHIEN!!! Chichiri: ACK! Tasuki!! My Kasa No Daaa! Tamahome: *burns for, what the 4th time today* Chichiri: *grabs kasa and tries to extinguish the flames* Chiriko: *sighs heavily* That's it- me and Tama-neko are hanging out together- the rest of you are too much trouble Chichiri: *looks sadly at his charred kasa* Now it has a hole in it no da! Tamahome: Hey, I'll stop if he does Chiriko: Here we go YET AGAIN Tasuki: He started it! Chiriko: *rolls eyes* Tamahome: *goes to sit in corner* I will not fight, I will not fight Chiriko: I'll believe that when I see it Chichiri: *would also roll an eye if it could be seen, but raises eyebrows instead* Tasuki: *growls and puts his tessen away* Tamahome: Truce? Tasuki: Hmph! Chichiri: We are supposed to be discussing fanfics, I believe no da, not trying to beat the stuffing out of each other na no da! Tasuki: *crosses arms* Chichiri: Behave, or I will do what MY father did when my brother and I argued no da! Tamahome: Just for now? I really don't feel like getting burned Tasuki: Fine, you stay on your side of the @*%^$# room. Copyright © April 2000 by The Suzaku Seishi Fanfiction Review Edited by Moonsong. Standard Disclaimers. All Rights Reserved. http://www.crosswinds.net/~seishifanfiction/