The Suzaku Seishi Fanfiction Review Presents... Biology 101 with Dr. Chichiri Tamahome: I can't stay long today, I'm online to research poison dart frogs. Mitsukake:...research WHAT? Moonsong: lol. sounds like fun tama Chichiri: frogs???? my favorite animal! Moonsong: ^_^ Mitsukake: O_o Chichiri: what do you need to know no da? Tamahome: Poison dart frogs. it's for biology Mitsukake: Maybe Chiriko's got a scroll on 'em? Chichiri: did you know there is enough toxin in the Golden Mantella to kill over a thousand mice no da? Moonsong: O.O Mitsukake: O______________o Nuriko: biology... tsetse *is happy that he hasn't biology anymore* Mitsukake: Very...special.... Moonsong: *agrees* Mitsukake: I'm almost free of Biology...just a couple more weeks...-_- Chichiri: poison dart frogs are very colorful, from the strawberry dart frog to the dyeing poison frog Moonsong: then what? Tamahome: Same!! Moonsong: *smirks* Chichiri: and some research is being done to use some frogs as sources of new medicines no da Mitsukake: I think next year I don't have to take ANY science! BWAHAHA!! Nuriko: then what what? huh? Mitsukake: From FROGS?! Nuriko: hehe mitts, i never have to take any science again *grins* Chichiri: but we have lost two species of frogs to extinction :( Mitsukake: brb, minna Moonsong: science after that i meant... me neither (nuri) Moonsong: which ones? Tamahome: I need the habitat/lifestyle and adaptations of the Dendrobates tricolor Chichiri: yep, from frogs no da. Thier skin contains some anti- fungal and anti-baterial properties Moonsong: o.O Chichiri: tropical forest, South America no da Nuriko: *makes a note: ask chiriko for a biology dictionary with explanations of many weird sounding words* Mitsukake: *lol* Chichiri: some frogs actually take very good care of their tadpoles too, no da. They lay one egg and if there isn't enough food for it the mother lays an unfertilized egg to feed it Moonsong: eech Mitsukake: That's...uhhh...O_o Tamahome: I need two pages of their habiat/lifestye....and everything I said above (too lazy to type it again) Chichiri: or she backs into the pool, lets the tadpole climb on her back and she carries it to a new location Mitsukake: O.O Chichiri: *loves frogs!* Mitsukake: Chichiri...you know ENTIRELY too much about frogs... Moonsong: do you have one in your kasa? Mitsukake: ...creepy.... Chichiri: never know too much about frogs!:) Mitsukake: Probably does. ^_^ Tamahome: I have to agree with you Mits Chichiri: oh, you mean like this one? *pulls out a White's tree frog from kasa* Mitsukake: O___O Mitsukake: ano.............. Nuriko: I guess Chichiri loves Biology or something like that... Moonsong: LOL Chichiri: they make very good pets, they are also called Dumpys Nuriko: ~_~* Tamahome: You are scaring me Chichiri Moonsong: O______O Mitsukake: I think I saw one of those in a store a while ago...are those the fat frogs? Chichiri: biology, zoology, anthropology, paleontolgy, any 'ology I can get Chichiri: that's right, Mits. You know your dumpies:) Moonsong: LOL Tamahome: Wanna write my report for me Chichiri? Nuriko: Chichiri... are you sure you aren't chiriko? Mitsukake: Even...*blink* No, I won't say anything else about 'ologys… Chichiri: but they also sell mantellas in some pet shops as well Chichiri: some of my information I got from Chiriko! LOL Mitsukake: O_o Moonsong: i used to work at a zoo once... had to move this huge african bullfrog from his aquarium to his carrycase every weekend Mitsukake: How huge? Chichiri: african bullfrogs are the largest bullfrogs, eat anything they can get into their mouths, up to and including each other Moonsong: about.. a little under a foot wide Mitsukake: O_O....brb...dinnertime. ^_^ Moonsong: he was... large... Nuriko: bon apetit, mits. Chichiri: african bullfrogs have been found choked to death by trying to swallow too big stuff no da Moonsong: lol. this one tried to eat a goldfish... Chichiri: mice, snakes, scorpions, if they can fit it in thier mouths they will try to eat it no da Moonsong: and a mouse i think Nuriko: like Miaka? *grins* Moonsong: LOL Chichiri: LOL poor Miaka! compared to an African Bullfrog! Tamahome: At least she doesn't try to eat us Chichiri: just a moment Tamahome, I think I will try to locate a good frog site for you Chichiri: BRB Nuriko: uhm... she nearly ate Shouka's arm... and Subaru's breast. Moonsong: O.O really? Tamahome: Now when was this? Nuriko: uhm... yep... i think so... Moonsong: tama, i'd watch out if i were you... Nuriko: Manga vol.4 page 160 Tamahome: Maybe I can get her one of those things that dogs chew on. Moonsong: LOL Nuriko: and manga vol.11 page 179 Nuriko: hehehe Moonsong: maybe you should get her a muzzle... Mitsukake: Miaka did WHAT?! Tamahome: Na, she'd just chew it up Tamahome: Where have YOU been Mits? Mitsukake: O.o Mitsukake: Eating tacos... Nuriko: nearly ate some people and one was your fiancee. Mitsukake: O_O Chichiri: ok back no da Mitsukake: Yeesh...Miaka's a CANNIBAL! *hides* Nuriko: aw.. mits, don't hide under the desk again ~_~* Chichiri: let's see now, I haven't been to these sites in a while no da but I hope they will help you, Tamahome Tamahome: Yes, yes Mitsukake: (too late. ^_^) Nuriko: *sweatdrops* yikes. Mitsukake: ??? Chichiri: www.csu.edu.au/faculty/commerce/account/frog/frogs.html Nuriko: yikes...yikes..yikes...argh... Chichiri: http://frog.simplenet.com/froggy/ Mitsukake: *blink* Chichiri: www.teleport.com/~dstroy/froglnd.html Nuriko: uhm.. mits... actually i don't think that miaka ties to eat you... even for her stomach you're too tall.... Chichiri: and to buy great frog things...www.frogstore.com! no da! Mitsukake: Probably right...but STILL!! Chichiri: or www.frogz.net.com Tamahome: I don't need to buy frogs. Thanks SOOOOOOO much Chichiri! Chichiri: I hope that will help you no da:) Mitsukake: Our priestess EATS PEOPLE!! Nuriko: and if she opens her mouth feed her with her own donuts. Mitsukake: O_o Mitsukake: Nah, she might like those donuts. Chichiri: ano.....our miko is a cannibal no da??? Mitsukake: YES!! Chichiri: I...did not know that no da...*sweatdrops* Mitsukake: SHE IS! Nuriko: hm.. maybe he hopes if he kisses a frog he gets a better girl then miaka? *points at tama* Mitsukake: *laughs* Chichiri: remember that frogs are indicator species, they are the first to be affected by pollution. if frogs disappear from a habitat, something is very wrong no da Mitsukake: Something's ALWAYS wrong around here.... Chichiri: which means no da, if the frogs go, we all go! Tamahome: haha Nuriko, not funny Chichiri: SAVE THE FROGS NO DA! Mitsukake: Ano..... Chichiri: Stop eating frog legs! Nuriko: hm... maybe we can hide the frogs in your closet mits? Mitsukake: There's room... Chichiri: Take a frog to lunch no da! Nuriko: i don't eat frog legs--- Chichiri: Hug a frog today! Mitsukake: I cleared out most of the Nyan-Nyans...I think... Chichiri: Or at least pat one on the head no da Tamahome: AHH!! frog.simplenet.com is soooooo cute! Mitsukake: O____________________O Chichiri: Ah! Another frog fan no da! Chichiri: would you believe I am wearing a frog t-shirt right now no da? Nuriko: i'm afraid to hurt the frog when i pat one on the head, chichiri. Chichiri: then just toss it a bug, Nuriko Nuriko: a BUG?.... hm... tama could you give me some bugs? Chichiri: have you heard of the Sirniam Toad? Chichiri: the eggs are placed on the mother's back, where the skin grows over it. the toadlets grow up in their own little room on her back until they are old enough to be on thier own no da Moonsong: toadlets? Mitsukake: brb...again. ^_^ (And Chichiri...you scare me...) Moonsong: LOL Chichiri: this toad is about 4 inches wide but only as thick as the width of a dime Chichiri: a toad that looks like road kill no da Tamahome: Nuriko, where would I get bugs? Moonsong: O____O Nuriko: one question... is there anyone or anything left that DOES NOT scare mits? Chichiri: from a pet store no da. they sell crickets, meal worms, waxworms, etc no da Nuriko: Don't know, Tama... thought you know. Mitsukake: What are you trying to say? Chichiri: Tama does not scare Mits. He only worries him no da Moonsong: worms? BLECH!J Mitsukake: O_o Nuriko: huh? Nuriko: brb.... Chichiri: Tamahome, which frog are you researching again? Tamahome: Why do I worry you Mits? Everyone loves ME Mitsukake: *snrks quietly* Tamahome: The Dendrobates tricolor Chichiri: dendrobates tinctorius? or dendrobates auratus? or dendrobates histrionicus? Tamahome: tricolor!! Mitsukake: Technicolor? Chichiri: the toxin in poison dart frogs is akin to the venom of cobras, it attacts the nervous system no da Nuriko: tama... i don't LOVE you... *dreams about Hotohori-sama* Chichiri: just holding one in your hand could be dangerous no da! Mitsukake: Kyaa... Tamahome: Brb Tamahome has left the chat room. Chichiri: one poison dart frog could kill ten humans no da Nuriko: ok... party, he's gone... *grins+ Chichiri: maybe he held a poison dart frog no da! Mitsukake: *snrk* Nuriko: *sighs in relieve* oi.. i am already dead... so...*grins* Chichiri: the Colorado River Toad has enough toxin to paralize or even kill a dog no da! Mitsukake: O_o Mitsukake: Ano...Chichiri...never mind... Chichiri: anything else anyone wishes to know about any kind of frog no da? Moonsong: how about... keroppi? Chichiri: ? Nuriko: s***... i should have known when i met the evil a-word- person. Mitsukake: I don't think that's a REAL frog... Mitsukake: Nani? Moonsong: try telling that to my cousins... Mitsukake: O_O Chichiri: isn't the frog a symbol of good luck in Japan no da? Mitsukake: I think so...foxes, too. Mitsukake: Might be the toad instead of frogs... Chichiri: it is customary to give a person who is going on a journey a figure of a frog for good fortune, as the word for 'frog' and 'farewell' is the same spelling, but different emphasis on the syllables no da Moonsong: O_O Mitsukake: O_o Chichiri: I hope you are taking notes as there will be a test no da! Mitsukake: .............. Mitsukake: Chichiri, did you eat those strange mushrooms again? Chichiri: ok, I will stop talking about frogs no da Nuriko has left the chat room. Mitsukake: ?????? Chichiri: *shrugs* Tamahome needed to find out about frogs and I just happened to know a bit about them that's all no da Chichiri: perhaps Nuriko went to find a frog no da? Mitsukake: I think Nuriko's puter crashed... Chichiri: who is left? Mitsukake: Moonsong is Mitsukake: I think Mitsukake: ^_^ Moonsong: i'm here, i'm here Mitsukake: *lol* See? Chichiri: there is a place in Eureka Springs Arkansas that is a frog museum no da Moonsong: sortof Chichiri: 15 rooms full of frogs, the lady has been collecting them for over 60 years no da Mitsukake: *blink-blink* Chichiri: not live frogs no da! just figures and such Moonsong: LOL oh Mitsukake: Those'd be some OLD frogs... Chichiri: LOl VERY old frogs! Moonsong: i'm stilll in my bowie phase... browsing... ^^ Chichiri: *looks in dictionary* browse=verb, to snip off and consume various branches and twigs of trees and shrubs no da Chichiri: *is confused now* Mitsukake: Ano... Chichiri: you are...browsing, Moonsong? Mitsukake: Moonsong? Something you aren't telling us? Moonsong: LOL Chichiri: with or without Italian dressing no da? Mitsukake: Do you use much salt? Moonsong: depends... armani or no? Chichiri: well, they say roughage is good for the digestive system no da Moonsong: naah... Moonsong: i was looking at webpages silly seishi... Mitsukake: Ohhh.....That was my NEXT guess...really.... Nuriko has joined the chat room. Moonsong: suuuuuuure Mitsukake: It WAS!! Chichiri: ano...*looks in dictionary again* browse=verb, to wander through without intention of purchasing Chichiri: oh, THAT browsing no da? Moonsong: LOL. there ya go! Mitsukake: Purchasing what, I wonder? Moonsong: i have absolutely no intention of purchasing anything! Chichiri: it doesn't say no da Chichiri: welcome back Nuriko Moonsong: although, i'm getting hooked on his new cd... Nuriko has left the chat room. Chichiri: whoops, there goes Nuriko again no da Mitsukake: O_O Moonsong: which i've been streaming free.. and don't even look that one up... Moonsong: poor nuri Nuriko enters the chatroom. Nuriko: and here he comes in again... Mitsukake: "Streaming" Ano...... Chichiri: *wonders if Nuriko is using some of the words Tasuki usally employs by now?* Moonsong: realplayer. net term Mitsukake: Puter crash, Nuriko-san? Mitsukake: I knew that. Nuriko: no.. i just smack my computer till it's ready for the trash! Mitsukake: O_o Chichiri: try the miracle cure, Duct tape no da Moonsong: lol will that work for tasuki? Chichiri: it fixes everything no da Nuriko: like everytime i'm online in the weekend... *grins sheepish* Mitsukake: Depends: Is duct tape flammable? Chichiri: duct tape on Tasuki? hmm, it's worth a try no da Chichiri: we could get abestos duct tape no da Moonsong: lol. there! you see? Mitsukake: Do they even MAKE that?? Chichiri: we could try to get a roll custom made no da Mitsukake: That could work...but where would you get a custom – made roll of duct tape? Nuriko: heheh.. by the way, where is Tasuki...??? Moonsong: *shrugs* wouldn't know Mitsukake: Maybe that fic sent him into a coma? Chichiri: I have no idea. I came up with the notion, somebody else find the source no da. Chichiri: LOl I LOVED that fic no da! Moonsong: lol. that's what i put on that review Chichiri: *laughs at remembering that fic* Mitsukake: I pity the poor guy...that's the second time he's had to be married.... Chichiri: 7 girls, how nice no da! and a frilly apron no less! Moonsong: nuri! LOL lalala... is now known as Nuriko. Moonsong: a PINK one!!! Chichiri: Lalala, what a musical name no da Nuriko: That apron thing was familiar...*grins* Chichiri: ergh, sounds like a Teletubbie though! Moonsong: which reminds me... where it that nuri? Moonsong: is^ Mitsukake: ACK! TELETUBBIES!! EVIL!! *hides* Nuriko: *glares at Chichiri* actually MY name doesn't sound like a teletubbie's name CHI CHI RI! Chichiri: *looks around nervously, not knowing how Nuriko is going to react at the teletubbie remark* Mitsukake: (psst...too late. ^_^) Tamahome has joined the chat room. Chichiri: I was referring to the 'Lalala' name *ducks behind Mitsukake* Nuriko: hehe... I'm still working on it Moonsong.. I'm kinda trapped Mitsukake: *glances over his shoulder* Why does everyone hide behind me all the time? Chichiri: welcome back Tamahome. find your frogs no da? Chichiri: because you're bigger than me no da Mitsukake: -__- Tamahome: I'm back! my computer was being pissy. And no, no frogs. I had to reboot Nuriko: *runs after Chichiri* oh-oh Chichiri.... Tubbie.hug *grins evil* Chichiri: ACK NO DA! Mitsukake: O_o *gets out of the way* Moonsong: *hides* Chichiri: *slips into kasa* Tamahome: Um, do I want to know what's going on? Nuriko: ha... *kicks kasa* Mitsukake's back is MY place when I have to hide Mitsukake: No. Mitsukake: -_______- Chichiri: Hey! No rocking the kasa no da! Mitsukake: Hmm...*gets idea* Mitsukake: What would happen if we sent the kasa out the window?? ^^;; Nuriko: Your own fault! *crosses arms and turns back to kasa and pouts* Moonsong: kasa-frisbee! Mitsukake: Yeesh...Nuriko? Daijobu? Chichiri: OH NO! Mitsukake: Hah! *opens a window* Chichiri: Not my kasa! Nuriko: *tse* Chichiri: Mits, whose side are you on anyway no da? Mitsukake: Whatever do you mean?? ^^;; Nuriko: uhm... moonsong.. you wanted to now Where 'it' is... well tasuki's head is still in the oven *grins* Mitsukake: O_O Moonsong: LOL Nuriko: for weeks now... *sighs* Moonsong: ROFL Mitsukake: Is that....healthy??? Chichiri: the oven? what he likes it there no da? Tamahome: I do NOT believe this! A poison dart frog webring! Yes! And now we return to our regularly scheduled strangeness Chichiri: is he staring at 'the pretty flame' no da? Mitsukake: Is it a gas oven??? O_o Chichiri: Frogs are very popular now, Tamahome Mitsukake: How many pages on the webring? Chichiri: LOL with Tasuki's intelligence I would imagine it's an electric oven no da Moonsong: and he's probably staring at the pretty blue flame Nuriko: nope no gas oven.. but he wanted to know how it became hot without any flame in it... i was kinda upset and well... the result was Tasuki's head in the oven... Mitsukake: O.o Chichiri: ah, a live demonstration no da Moonsong: has the oven been turned on lately? Mitsukake: And how high is it set? Nuriko: not yet... Chichiri: I hope it's a self-cleaning oven no da Moonsong: Minna! the a~ano fanfic writing contest starts today! Chichiri: a-ano? Moonsong: that's what its called... Chichiri: Nani? Tamahome: We're talking about fanfic! *drops to the floor in surprise* Nuriko: yep.. i heard of it... the deadline for submittings was on 1st may... right? or am i thinking about another one or did i just got the wrong info? Chichiri: LOL *throws a cup of water on Tamahome to help him revive the shock* Chichiri: revive FROM the shock Chichiri: sheesh no da Moonsong: you can start nominating today until july Nuriko: ah.. ok then it was maybe the wrong info.. or another contest. Chichiri: what are the rules no da? the fanfics have to be finished? Tamahome: *jumps up* Ah! Cold!! And I an STILL looking for frog stuff. Sigh Chichiri: Tamahome, I mentioned to the others that there is a frog museum in Arkansas Moonsong: http://fangirls.icestorm.com/ritz/a-ano~ Chichiri: a woman has been collecting them for over 60 years Moonsong: do you like Mr. Toad? Moonsong: oh, and the other contest i think was for mits fics nuri Tamahome: Arkansas? How boring Chichiri: Mr Toad? He needs some manners no da Chichiri: the frog museum isn't boring though I have to agree the state is no da Chichiri: with very bad roads as well! Nuriko: ah...ok... just heard something...rumors... hehe Tamahome: that's what I ment, the state is boring Chichiri: almost as boring as driving from Dallas no da Chichiri: but..back to fanfics no da Tamahome: Nuriko, you speak German right? Chichiri: froschts! Nuriko: yes, why? Chichiri: or is it froshts? Chichiri: *is trying to remember how to say 'frog' in German Chichiri: ligooshka is frog in Russian no da Moonsong: O.O Chichiri: sapa, frog in Spanish Nuriko: it's Frosch *singular speak it frosh* and Frösche *plural speak the ö like 'er in concerned* Chichiri: rana...Latin for frog Chichiri: dedko..the word for frog in India, sometimes also called medok Tamahome: I found this site, and I think it's exactaly what I need, BUT it's all in German! Can you just tell me if it's about the Dendrobates tricolor? the site is, http://home.wxs.nl/~tricoloras/ Chichiri: in Thailand it is called 'gup' Nuriko: Uhm.. Tama.. what did you want? Moonsong: palaka Chichiri: palaka is...? Moonsong: filipino according to a friend Chichiri: in Puerto Rico the little tree frog is called 'coqui' Chichiri: palaka? I shall have to remember that no da Nuriko: Tama, It's not german.. it's the language of the Nederlands. Chichiri: Danish? Nuriko: No... that is denmark... Nuriko: Holland, Nederlands, Amsterdam... Tamahome: Thanks, now, do I know anyone who knows that...... hmmmmmmm Moonsong: dutch? Chichiri: *only knows the word 'frog' in different languages!* Moonsong: lol Nuriko: ah... yes moonsong... *grins* forgot the vocabulary... Nuriko: moonsong... *gomen* Chichiri: Tamahome.... Tamahome: Yes Nuriko: hm... Tama.. sorry, but I don't speak Dutch. Chichiri: if you go to a good pet store or bookstore, they have books on poison frogs Chichiri: in the pet sections Chichiri: but i have yet to find a library that stocks good recent books on frogs Tamahome: I need this info by Monday, and i also have 40 tons of other homework. AHHHHH! *going insane* Chichiri: my own personal library has more frog books than they do! Mitsukake: More?? Kiiii.... Chichiri: I wish I could send you my books, Tamahome Tamahome: I have to go for good now. Thanks for all your help! Chichiri: goodbye, and goodluck in the frog report! Tamahome has left the chat room. 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