The Suzaku Seishi Fanfiction Review Presents... Chichiri's "Pets" and Fruitcakes Chichiri: Frogs are our friends Mitsukake: Turning him to the Dark Side, are we? Moonsong: o.O Nuriko: huh? dark side? Chichiri: ??'Let the Craok be with you?' Chichiri: Croak Mitsukake: Eh-heh...never mind. ^^;; Chichiri: Agh Mitsukake: *LOL* Moonsong: that sounds like a new species of sith Chichiri: I thought a sith was a lizard Mitsukake: Would the main character be "Croak Flywalker"? Nuriko: hm.. did tama say anything if he comes back tonight? Chichiri: LOL Mits! Mitsukake: ^^;; Moonsong: Croak Flyswatter! Chichiri: in his ship, the SwampHopper Mitsukake: Jumpy-wan Ken-Croaky? Chichiri: LOL Moonsong: Darth Frog Chichiri: and don't forget Toada, the Jedi master Moonsong: LOL Mitsukake: Any ideas for the droids? Chichiri: ano.... Mitsukake: That's a hard one... Mitsukake: Princess Froga!! Mitsukake: :P Moonsong: lol Chichiri: Amphibi-one? Mitsukake: Is someone saving this?? Mitsukake: ^_^ Chichiri: *wonders if all these bad puns are worth saving! Mitsukake: *snrk* Chichiri: Uncle Towen Nuriko: hehehe. Chichiri: Toawen Chichiri: Aunt Bufo...bufo is Latin for Toad Mitsukake: Croak-two Flea-two?? (do frogs eat fleas??) Chichiri: frogs eat anything! Chichiri: LOL Nuriko: hey chichiri.... is this the frog tama talked about? http://www.froschnetz.de/images/vittatus_stein_opti.gif Chichiri: it looks like it Nuriko: great.. now i have a site where i could help him about where they life and how... and he's gone ~_~ Mitsukake: Saa...he'll do okay. ^^;; Chichiri: frogs live in tropical forests, scampering about on the floor. they don't have to worry about predators because of their toxins. they are bold little frogs Chichiri: ok, I shall stop talking about frogs now no da Mitsukake: *cracks up* Moonsong: hmmm... i think all of you are in the FFX, ne? Chichiri: are they teasing that yak again no da? Mitsukake: Who's clothes did the yak eat now?? Chichiri: he seems to show a preference to Razor's threads no da Moonsong: lol. i love that yak... i wonder where no_da_1 found it Chichiri: must be his after shave Mitsukake: True... Mitsukake: *lol* Moonsong: didn't someone name it? Nuriko: not mine... i don't post very often *grins+ Chichiri: Someone came up with 'Yakura'. I think that is a good name no da Chichiri: but it is your yak, Moonsong. Why don't you name it? Moonsong: it's my yak? Mitsukake: ?? Chichiri: it's in your club:) Moonsong: i thought he was just on loan! lol. ok Chichiri: I wonder if one has to license a yak? Mitsukake: *lol* Nope, you're stuck with him. ^^;; Mitsukake: Maybe... Chichiri: I believe yaks are non-refundable items no da Moonsong: eep... where am i gonna get more yak food? Nuriko: hehehe... Chichiri: No deposit, no return no da Mitsukake: The pet store? Mitsukake: What DO yaks eat? Chichiri: no_da_1 keeps coming in with Purina Yak Chow Moonsong: how long does a yak live anyway? Mitsukake: I think 15 years or something close Moonsong: i hope she keeps doing it then... Chichiri: Yaks live about 20 years no da, less if they are attacked by a once Nuriko: hm... a yak... i still have difficulties with these frogs and now we are talking about yaks? Moonsong: 0.0 Mitsukake: @_@ Chichiri: once=snow leopard Moonsong: O.O Moonsong: ok................. Mitsukake: yeah........ Chichiri: is it a bull or a cow no da? Nuriko: ~_~+ Mitsukake: We'll let YOU find out. ^^;; Chichiri: you might be able to at least get milk from it no da Mitsukake: *keels over* Moonsong: ^^ Nuriko: hehe... milk for Tasuki... Moonsong: anyone want to volunteer for THAT job? Chichiri: "Dammit Jim, I'm a MONK not a milkmaid!" Moonsong: LOL Mitsukake: *cracks up* Nuriko: nope.. i won't do that to the yak. Chichiri: hard to tell under all that hair no da Mitsukake: *.* Mitsukake: *cracks up again and falls out of the chair* Chichiri: I guess someone will have to get the clippers no da Mitsukake: H_H Chichiri: I wonder how yaks tell in the wild? Moonsong: MITS! Mitsukake: *innocent* Whaaaaaaat? Moonsong: doesn't want to know..... Mitsukake: *loooooool* Chichiri: *will have to do research on yaks now* Mitsukake: What sort of research? Mitsukake: *snrk* Moonsong: ~.~ Mitsukake: *laughs* Nuriko: ~_~* Mitsukake: Antidepressants are GREAT, ne? ^^;; Moonsong: at least it wasn't a radioactive elk... Mitsukake: O.o Moonsong: muahahahahaha Mitsukake: Or an alien goat Chichiri: *looks at Mitsukake over his book and raises an eyebrow* Mitsukake: heh...GOOOAAATTT!!!!!! Mitsukake: *passes out* Moonsong: i think mits has an unhealthy fascination with goats... Chichiri: Yak..bos mutus.. Nuriko: *smacks mits* Mitsukake: *wakes up* HEY!! Chichiri: at least he isn't screaming stuff about a purple monkey dishwasher anymore no da Mitsukake: ^^;; Moonsong: ROFL Mitsukake: I COULD be, however... Mitsukake: Or about cheese-flavored kumquats. :P Mitsukake: brb, minna Chichiri: yaks are found on scattered locations on the alpine tundras Chichiri: kumquats?? Please don't mention them noda! Moonsong: so it's a Swiss yak? Chichiri: bulls weigh up to 821 kg (whatever that is no da) and cows 306 kg Moonsong: oooooh.... Chichiri: gestation, 258 days Chichiri: Hmm, I hope it isn't a pregnant yak! Mitsukake: H_H Mitsukake: Who's...the...*snrk*...father...*cracks up* Chichiri: I do not wish to know Mits! Chichiri: LOL Chichiri: Don't look at me! Mitsukake: *falls in the floor laughing* Mitsukake: Bwahahahahaa!! Chichiri: I do not date creatures with four legs no da! Mitsukake: *laughs harder* Moonsong: *shuts up* Mitsukake: ^O^ Chichiri: perhaps we should go back to discussing frogs no da? Mitsukake: *is laughing too hard to say anything* Moonsong: do frogs have four legs? Mitsukake: *LOL* Chichiri: the mutated ones do, no da Mitsukake: *claps a hand over his own mouth* Moonsong: so you're saying you would be open to dating a non-mutated frog? Chichiri: ano.... Mitsukake: *falls over laughing again* Chichiri: *sweatdrops at realizing he had just cornered himself!* Nuriko: hehehee lol Chichiri: as they say..'Touche' no da! Mitsukake: Yeee...we're insane, ain't we? ^^;; Chichiri: *goes SD and slips into his kasa again* Mitsukake: *opens the window again...* Chichiri: Ack! Mitsukake: :P Chichiri: You wouldn't dare no da! Moonsong: LOL insane is not the word... Mitsukake: Who wants to play......FRISBEE!!!! Chichiri: NOO! Mitsukake: BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Moonsong: ROFL Chichiri: *quickly gets out of the kasa* Mitsukake: *cracks up* Moonsong: hey! is that frog still in your kasa? Mitsukake: H____H Chichiri: remind me to send all the Nyan-Nyans in your house buckets of bubbles and bubble wands no da Mitsukake: Nah, I bribed 'em to leave. ^_^ Moonsong: MITS!!!! Mitsukake: I think they're headed for Tasuki's....whaaaaatt?? Nuriko: hm... first a cat now a frog... chichiri, that makes me to think about you and your pets and your kasa.... Moonsong: ROFL Chichiri: ??How does one bribe a Nyan nyan? By the way, I loved that song! Chichiri: at least I haven't gotten a yak in there yet Mitsukake: I offered to buy the little freaks a truckload of Pixy stix Moonsong: that could be arranged.... Mitsukake: Note that he said "YET". H_H Chichiri: since my kasa is made of sedge grass, I think the yak would eat it! Moonsong: ROFCU Mitsukake: (ROFCU??) Chichiri: ROFCU? Is that a college in Konan? Mitsukake: I haven't heard from him... Moonsong: chiriko's coming! Mitsukake: Maybe Chiriko's there? Moonsong: (cracking up) Moonsong: he'll be here in a sec Mitsukake: (ooohhhh....I knew that. ^_^) Mitsukake: (...really!...) Nuriko: ~_~* Moonsong: *snrk* Nuriko: *argh* Mitsukake: *snrks* Moonsong: *snrks more* Chiriko has joined the chat room. Nuriko: *arghs* Moonsong: LOL Chichiri: uh oh, isn't that *snrk* a Mitsukake trademark no da? Nuriko: *arghs more* Mitsukake: The whole world is falling under my influence! BWAHAHA!!! SNRK!! Chiriko-chan: *limps in* Mitsukake: Chiriko? Daijobu? Chichiri: welcome Chiriko! Ano..hurt yourself? Nuriko: knbanwa Chiriko-chan..... Moonsong: what happened? Chichiri: did the yak step on you? Chiriko-chan: Feels like it.... Mitsukake: ????? Chiriko-chan: just be quiet..... *sighs and rubs sore head* Mitsukake: Want some asprin? Chiriko-chan: No, i'm cranky- gomen! Mitsukake: Aa, s'okay. ^_^ Rough day? Nuriko: what happened chiriko... a headache, a cold? Chiriko-chan: you have NO idea Chichiri: someone else who does too much, ne? Moonsong: log? Chiriko-chan: i've been up since 5 AM Chichiri: ACK! Mitsukake: O.O Mitsukake: YIKE!! Nuriko: hmn... me too. Moonsong: i was up til 5... does that count? Chichiri: I got up at 6 am but that was to go fishing no da Nuriko: mits, that was my word! Chichiri: LOL Mitsukake: *ptthh* Nuriko: *pfffffffffffffffffffftttttt* Mitsukake: If people can steal my sound effect, I can steal words! Moonsong: *pllllbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb* Nuriko: mits! :-P Chichiri: phbbbbt Mitsukake: *pthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh* Mitsukake: Wha? Moonsong: o.O Chiriko-chan: Happy Birthday, Mits, BTW Mitsukake: *laughs* Mitsukake: Kyaaa..... Mitsukake: *_* Chichiri: Birthday? another one? Mitsukake: O.O Chichiri: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MITSUKAKE NO DAAA! Chiriko-chan: Just like all Seiryuu is autumn Mitsukake: *.* Chichiri: *would drag a cake out of his kasa but that would only mess up the icing* Nuriko: oh, yes.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MITS-CHAN... *BIRTHDAY HUG* Mitsukake: *lol* And we don't know what's BEEN in there.... Mitsukake: ACK!! *passes out from lack of air* Chichiri: Hey! I smoothed out the frog prints! Mitsukake: H_H Moonsong: lol Chiriko-chan: *shivers in fear* Anyone heard from Tas lately? Haven't talked to him in a month Nuriko: and what about the cat prints? Chichiri: you can't even tell he's hopped on the cake! Moonsong: nope Nuriko: nope Mitsukake: And the YAK PRINTS!!! Moonsong: LOL Chichiri: easy, but he did nibble on the candles tho Chichiri: Yak?? no yak yet! Mitsukake: *roflmao* Mitsukake: Suuuurrreeeee..... Moonsong: he said yet again.... Mitsukake: *cracks up* HE DID!!! Nuriko: *hands mits a donut* don't be afraid.. I MADE IT. Chiriko-chan: *sighs* Chiriko-chan: this again? Chichiri: Really! See? *holds up kasa* Do you see any yak hairs? Mitsukake: ^_^ Mitsukake: Well....*gets out magnifying glass* Mitsukake: Lessee here.... Nuriko: ~_~* Chichiri: no evidence of yak establishing itself in my kasa no da Mitsukake: ^^;; Moonsong: yet... Mitsukake: *falls over* Chichiri: however, please ignore the angora hairs no da Nuriko: hehe.. i think i know what kind of cake chichiri gets in 2 weeks... *grins* Mitsukake: O____O Nuriko: a yak-shaped one. Chichiri: ano....perhaps i will be on a diet when that day arrives no da! Mitsukake: *snrk* Nuriko: Don't be affraid.. Miaka won't get into the kitchen... Chichiri: perhaps i should ask Miaka to bake me a cake no da. My doorstop broke Nuriko: i guess he meant the one we talked earlier about? Mitsukake: Doorstop? Chichiri: don't you think one of Miaka's cakes would make a good doorstop no da? Mitsukake: *snrk* Chichiri: or perhaps a hammer? Mitsukake: Don't insult doorstops! Moonsong: LOL Chichiri: I would imagine it would be as edible as a Christmas fruitcake no da Mitsukake: Those are EDIBLE??!! Moonsong: my parents actually love those... Nuriko: yipppeee... *coughs* uhm sorry. Moonsong: and they give them out thinking everyone else does... Mitsukake: ????? Nuriko: uhm... found the lyrics to one of my fav songs... Moonsong: i think my aunt's using them to create a room addition to her house... Chiriko-chan: someone actually EATS them? I was under the impression that there were about ten of the things in eternal circulation Nuriko: fruit cakes?... hm... i don't think i ever tasted fruit cakes... *grins* Chichiri: I think fruitcakes could be used as building material no da Moonsong: you don't want to *shudders* Mitsukake: Does Tomo count as a fruitcake? Moonsong: LOL Chichiri: fruitcakes are not edible no da. That is just a vicious rumor Chichiri: LOL Mitsukake: Oohhh..... Nuriko: *shouldershrug* tomo a fruitcake? Mitsukake: *lol* Moonsong: but my parents eat them! Mitsukake: *_* Chichiri: they are plaster shapes with plastic fruits cut into them and painted with oils Chiriko-chan: *starts getting VERY hentai idea* Mitsukake: *laughs* Moonsong: chiriko! Chichiri: ???Chiriko?? Hentai and fruitcakes??????? Chichiri: isn't that rather.....kinky no da? Mitsukake: I think I can guess..... Mitsukake: *SNRK* Moonsong: *claps a hand over her mouth* Mitsukake: *falls over* Chichiri: *pulls his kasa over his face* Moonsong: ROFCU Chichiri: (there's that college again no da) Mitsukake: (where IS it??) Mitsukake: (Sounds like it'd be in Sairo somewhere....) Chichiri: dunno, South Dakota? Nuriko: ~_+* Mitsukake: doot...doot.... Moonsong: resident occupational fruit cake university Mitsukake: ^O^ Chichiri: LOLOLOL! Chichiri: ah! That explains it no da! Chichiri: Chiriko-chan: This is SOOOO not good for my mental health! Mitsukake: Nani? ^^;; Chichiri: Mental health? what is that no da? Nuriko: i guess i know what you mean ~_~* Moonsong: go on go to fruit cake u... Mitsukake: *snrk* Chichiri: so THAT'S where they make them! Nuriko: *whispers to chriko* what do theyx always have with the pets and food? Chichiri: ??or perhaps they simply study them? Mitsukake: H_H Chichiri: research on fruitcakes..where do they come from? Who actually makes them? And where do they go after the holidays no da? Chichiri: are they simply a plot for an alien takeover no da? Mitsukake: Or maybe they are...... Chichiri: I bet they use fruitcakes in those crop circles no da! Mitsukake: PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHERS!!!!!! Chiriko-chan: I DON'T WANT TO KNOWWWWWW Chiriko-chan: *dammit* Mitsukake: O_O Moonsong: ~_~;; Chichiri: YAKS! Mitsukake: Cheese? Chichiri: Cheese from Yak milk? Moonsong: fruity cheese Chichiri: fruitycheescake Mitsukake: Fruity cheesecakes! Mitsukake: O_O Chichiri: LOL Moonsong: with NUTS! LOLOLOL Mitsukake: That was weird.... Copyright © May 2000 by The Suzaku Seishi Fanfiction Review. Edited by Moonsong. Standard Disclaimers. All Rights Reserved. http://www.crosswinds.net/~seishifanfiction