The Suzaku Seishi Fanfiction Review presents... The Hunt for Chiriko Chichiri: say, Chiriko isn't here! This is the first time I came into the chat room with him absent no da Chichiri: *looks under the furniture* Chirikooooo! Chichiri: *picks up the couch cushions and looks under them* Yoo hoo Chirkoooo no da! Mitsukake: *leans out the door* Chiriko? Mitsukake: *blink* You're right! Chichiri: *looks under the furniture* Chirikooooo! Tasuki: I have the lyric book to the Spiritualized Chichiri: *picks up the couch cushions and looks under them* Yoo hoo Chirkoooo no da! Mitsukake: *leans out the door* Chiriko? Chichiri: *looks behind the room curtains* Chiriko? Mitsukake: *goes up on the roof* Chiriko? Chichiri: *starts to peel the carpeting up and looking under it* Chhiirrriiikkoooo! Mitsukake: *looks under the couch* Chiriko! Mitsukake: *pulls off the wallpaper* Chiriko? Chichiri: *walks around the room looking behind all the pictures hanging on the walls* CHIRIKO!! Mitsukake: *behind the TV* Chiriko? Chichiri: *empties wastepaper basket* CHIRRIIKKOOOO! Mitsukake: *looks in the VCR* Chiriko? Mitsukake: *looks under desk* Chirikooo!! Chichiri: *picks up a vcr tape and starts pulling tape out of it, peering inside* Chiriko! Mitsukake: *looks in the disc drive* Chiriko! Chichiri: *picks up the teapot lid and looks inside* Chiriko! Mitsukake: *opens the scanner* Chirikooooo!! Moonsong: LOL Mitsukake: *opens a box of envelopes and checks each one* Chiriko? Nuriko: mits, chichiri.. have you looked for him in the envelope yet *holds up envelope* Moonsong: He was supposed to be here.... he was going to moderate since I wasn't going to be... Mitsukake: *LOL* Chichiri: *laughs* Tasuki: err, I gotta go now Chichiri: Try looking behind the stamp, Mits Mitsukake: *looks* Nope. Tasuki: ja! Chichiri: g'bye Tasuki no da! Mitsukake: Ja! Nuriko: ja ne, tas! Chichiri: see, I was nice to you this time:) Moonsong: Lol Tasuki: ^_^ Tasuki: *poofs* Tasuki has left the chat room. Chichiri: (but wait till next week) Mitsukake: *lifts some floorboards* chirikoooo!! Moonsong: BWAHAHAHAHA Mitsukake: *looks in old Tupperware* Dang, this ain't Chiriko! Chichiri: *looks in the fishpond* Chiriko! Chichiri: Mits! I wouldn't open stuff like that if i were you no da! Mitsukake: *opens cans* Chiriko!! Nuriko: have you checked the libary yet, mits? Chichiri: *looks in cereal boxes* Chiriko! Mitsukake: *looks in a shoebox* Chiriko! Chichiri: hey! I got a free prize no da! Mitsukake: *looks in old shoes* Nope, not here! Mitsukake: *opens the printer* Chiriko!! Chichiri: *dumps out laundry hamper* Chiriko! Mitsukake: *looks in dryer* Chiriko! Chichiri: phew, old socks. Must be Tasuki's Mitsukake: *opens old pizza box* Chiriko!! Chichiri: *checks the cuckoo clock* Chiriko? Mitsukake: *looks under the fridge* Chiriko? Nuriko: *sweatdrops* Chichiri: *carefully lifts Hotohori's long flowing hair* Chiriko? Mitsukake: *digs through old pile of newspapers* Chiriko? Mitsukake: *looks in bucket hat* Chiriko? Chichiri: *checks Nuriko's sleeves* Chiriko? Hotohori: *blinks* I think you frightened Chiriko off with trying to sacrifice him last week.... Mitsukake: *looks under a box* Chiriko? Nuriko: *glares at Chichiri* no one is allowed to touch me... *except for Hotohori-sama* Chichiri: *looks under a rock* Chiriko? Mitsukake: *opens the oven* Chiriko? Hotohori: *smooths hair down again* Chichiri: gomen, I was just looking for Chiriko! Mitsukake: *under the can opener* Chiriko? Nuriko: *hmpfs* Chichiri: Check the microwave, Mits Mitsukake: *looks in the closet* Chirik-ACK! NYAN NYANS! *slams door* Chichiri: DON'T OPEN THAT DOOR NO DAAAA! Chichiri: Quick! Bar that door with the couch no da! Mitsukake: *starts moving couch* Hotohori: *sees the main door open and a purple-haired head peek in* Ack! Houki! *hides behind Nuriko* I'm not here..... Mitsukake: *under couch* Chiriko? Moonsong: LOL Chichiri: hmm, I think it would be easier to move the couch if Hotohori wasn't sitting on it no da Nuriko: huh? *watches from hotohri to houki and back* Mitsukake: *under the rug* Chiriko? Hotohori: I'm not here! Moonsong, explain it to them, hai? Moonsong: Hai! Chichiri: Quick Hotohori, hide under the couch no da! Moonsong: Heika doesn't like Houki. Mitsukake: And look for Chiriko down there! Hotohori: *sighs at the thought of messing up his hair, but slides on the couch anyways* Chichiri: *checks the potted plants* Chiriko? Are you there no da? Nuriko: *smiles bright and hugz hotohori-sama* I always knew it!!!! Hotohori: *muffled voice* no Chiriko here..... Mitsukake: *opens CD player* Chiriko? Chichiri: He MUST be here somewhere no da! Mitsukake: *looks under CDs* Chiriko? Chichiri: *gets on chair to check light bulbs* Chiriko? Mitsukake: *under a shoe...in an old pizza box...* Chiriko? Hotohori: Is she gone yet? *pats Nuriko's arm, looking around* Mitsukake: *looks in electrical socket* chiriko? Chichiri: ano..what is that green stuff in the box, Mits. not Chiriko I hope Mitsukake: Nope. Chichiri: ah good Nuriko: *blushes when hotohori grab's his arm* Mitsukake: Maybe it's related to the thing in the Tupperware? Nuriko: *and nods* Chichiri: ano..whatever it is..it's moving no da! Mitsukake: @_@ IT IS CHIRIKO! MY GOD! Chichiri: He's Morphed! Chichiri: ew Mitsukake: What are we gonna do?! Nuriko: Mighty Morphin Chiriko Ranger? Hotohori: Good! *steps back and brushes his hair carefully* ....*mutters about his stupid advisors* Chichiri: well, there's always the garbage disposal no da Mitsukake: NANI?! Chichiri: well, look at him! Would you want to continue in that state of existence noda? Mitsukake: Where IS he? Chiriko enters the chatroom. Moonsong: ROFL Mitsukake: AHHHH!!! Chichiri: CHIRIKOO! Hotohori: *laughs* Moonsong: *dies* Mitsukake: Then...what's THAT thing?!! Chiriko: Ohayo! Nuriko: LOL! bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa Chichiri: You didn't morph into a gross disgusting mass of Tupperware rejects after all no da! Chiriko: What's so amusing? Mitsukake: What's the thing in the box?! DEAR GOD! Nuriko: when you speak of the *laughs* devil... heeeeeeeee Hotohori: They've been looking all over for you, Chiriko.....*falls to the floor laughing* Mitsukake: *frantic* Chichiri, KILL IT! Nuriko: bwahahahahahhahhaha Chiriko: Hey, heika-chan, can I borrow your mirror? Chichiri: Yes! And we found you no da! Safe and sound! *picks up Chiriko and hugs him* Mitsukake: *pokes blob-thing* Mitsukake: *with a stick* Nuriko: *nevermind chiriko-chan... konbanwa *smiles bright and hugz chiriko* Chiriko: *huggles back* Gomen.... I overslept Chichiri: ACK! It's crawling on my foot no da!! *hops frantically about* Moonsong: *faints from hysteria* Mitsukake: *whacks it with a stick* Hotohori: *blinks* Here....*hands Chiriko his mirror* Mitsukake: IT WONT DIE!!! Chichiri: Mits! You broke it in half! Now there's TWO of them! Chiriko: *starts admiring new hair job* Kawaii..... Mitsukake: NOOOO!!! Mitsukake: *crawls up on the ceiling* SOMEONE KILL IT! Chichiri: *grabs chair and shoves it at one of the blobs* Get back! Back I say no da! Mitsukake: *throws spork* Chiriko: What are they spazzing about *whispers to heika-chan* Mitsukake: We thought it was you! Chichiri: the pizza box! Mits, get the pizza box! We'll trap it Nuriko: *clobbers the THING* hehe... Mitsukake: *grabs pizza box* Hotohori: They found a green blob in a box.....and thought it was you......*sweatdrops* Mitsukake: NO! NOW IT SPLIT AGAIN! Chichiri: AGH! Nuriko: ooops. Chichiri: ew, four slimey green things, they probably metamorphazised from 6 months leftovers no da Chichiri: (see what happens when one never cleans out tupperware no da?) Mitsukake: Uh-oh...Chichiri...did you leave the Tupperware lid open..... Chiriko: *thinks brother stars are idiots* Mitsukake: *turns around to see...ANOTHER BIG BLOB!!* Chichiri: I did?? YOU were the one who looked into them no da! Mitsukake: NOOOO!!!! Mitsukake: *runs* Moonsong: *revives; sees blobs; faints again* Mitsukake: *drags Moonsong away from blobs* Chiriko: *sighs and starts experimenting with new hairstyles* Nuriko: hey chichiri... teleport them to the sunakake-baba. Chichiri: *yelps when one jumps onto his arm) getitoffmegetitoffmegetitoffmenodaaaa! Mitsukake: *pries it off with a spork* Nuriko: *slaps it off chichiri's arm* Hotohori: *sighs, and rubs at temples* Chichiri: They have TEETH no da! Chichiri: ow Mitsukake: We are SO in trouble! Moonsong: OO;;; Nuriko: geee... if you need some fire... noone is around... Chichiri: hey mits! I have an idea no da! Chiriko: HEY!!! I look like Relena! Hotohori: *gets an idea* I wish the Goblin King would come and take them away, right now! Mitsukake: Nani?! Chichiri: Quick, move the couch from the closet door! Mitsukake: ?? *moves couch* Chiriko: *likes heika-chan's method of thinking* Nuriko: *hides in a corner* Chichiri: Now, I'll lure the creatures over here with the old pizza box, and when I say 'now', you open the door and let the globs go in with the nyan-nyans no da! Mitsukake: Hai! Hotohori: It didn't work.....*sighs* Nuriko: HEEEEEEEEEELP I'm surrounded by themmm. Jareth has joined the chat room. Mitsukake: *kicks blobs away* Chichiri: Quick Nuriko! Shove a pizza box at them! Hotohori: oh dear......*blinks* Jareth: I'm not that stupid..... *vanishes* Mitsukake: Damn. Jareth has left the chat room. Chichiri: huh? Hotohori: :.;;; Chiriko: careful what you say, heika chan Chichiri: Well, a fat lot of help HE was no da! Nuriko: *mental note: the next time bring pizza boxes instead of popcorn* I DONT hav any boxes! Chichiri: ah Chichiri: oh Chichiri: too bad no da Mitsukake: well, you're doomed. Chichiri: Nice knowing you, Nuriko. mebbe we write you another death fanfic no da? Nuriko: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH *screams in a high pitched voice* *some of the blobs imploded* Mitsukake: *passes out* Moonsong: *reels* Chichiri: ew! Nuriko: *blinks* Mitsukake: *twitch* Nuriko: *grins* Hotohori: *walks over and grabs Nuriko's hand, pulling him away from the blobs* Chichiri: Hey! They melted no da! Mitsukake: *wakes up* Woah.... Chichiri: *watches the little blobs cry in tiny thin voices "I'm melting! I' melting!"* Nuriko: *smiles and blushes when Hotohori-sama takes his hand* Mitsukake: *points and laughs at blobs* Chiriko: *sighs and wishes other Seishi hadBRAINS* Chichiri: hmm, the janitorial service is going to have another fit no da Nuriko: *hands dorychiri a bucket with water* Mitsukake: Hey! I stuck up for you! Hmph. Hotohori: Daijoubu, Nuriko? *looks at Chiriko* Chiriko: *smiles and hugs Mits* Well, when it's between me and bandit boy, the choice is obvious Nuriko: hai, daijoubu. Arigatou gozaimsu, hotohori-sama Chichiri: Mits, what are we going to do if this company turns down our contract like the other 7 cleaning services did no da? Mitsukake: True, but STILL! Mitsukake: Umm....no clue? :P Hotohori: *nods* I'm going to go take a nap...my head hurts. Ja, minna! Moonsong: *hugs* ja heika Mitsukake: Ja ne! Watch out for the leftovers! Nuriko: hey... is the insurance paying for blobs ruining the room? Chichiri: G'nite Hotohori no da! Mitsukake: Dunno...someone check! Chichiri: Insurance? Oh my, we had better check the fine print no da Moonsong: I-insurance? *faints* Nuriko: oyasumi, hotohori-sama Mitsukake: Um...where ARE the insurance papers? Hotohori: *hugs MS* Ja ne. *waves and walks out of the room, keeping an eye out for Houki* Chichiri: Nani?? Moonsong, don't tell me we have no insurance on this room no da! Mitsukake: NANI?!?! Hotohori has left the chat room. Chichiri: *pales* Mitsukake: We're SO $%^$ed. Mitsukake: -_- Nuriko: uhm... i hope the papers weren't burned... did the insurance pay the last time? Moonsong: most of my money went to wedding expenses so....... i didn't pay it this month!!!! Mitsukake: O_O Chiriko: no *sighs* I had to clean up the mess,,,,, Nuriko: *falls over* Chichiri: Now wait a minute, I can't help pay for this mess, I'm a monk! One of the side effects of such an occupation is poverty no da! Mitsukake: *also falls over* Chiriko: Remember, techniclly, I OWN this place..... ^_~ Moonsong: *walks into a wall* Mitsukake: *snrk* Nuriko: *hasn't one penny left* Chichiri: hmmm, perhaps Tamahome..? HE has money no da! Mitsukake: *is also flat broke* Mitsukake: Nah, he has to pay for Miaka's food now Nuriko: oi... moonsong-sama,,s top hurting your head. Moonsong: *light bulb* Heika!!! Chichiri: ah, good point. That leaves Tasuki, he IS a bandit after all. Chichiri: we'll send Tasuki the bill!:) Moonsong: save someone, i gotta brb Nuriko: he doesn't stay in the palace anymore since houki moved in. Chichiri: Hotohori? Well, an emperor IS rich! Mitsukake: She was SAVING that? *cracks up* Chiriko: She ALWAYS saves.... Moonsong: i save EVERYthing... ^_~ Chichiri: *wonders about Moonsong's choice of material saved* Mitsukake: @_@ *lol* Mitsukake: *is kinda nervous now* Chichiri: oh well Moonsong: want another 30 page rant? ^______________^ Chiriko: Oh.... update on the new site for fanfic- any of you writers aside from Mits? Nuriko: Maybe we should ask Tasuki iff he and Kouji could steal it from tama-chan, when he's asleep? Mitsukake: *SNRK* Chiriko: That's an idea Mitsukake: Ja ne! Chichiri: naw, we'll just send Tasuki a bill. I hadn't much of a chance to bug him this week no da Nuriko: hehe... and since he'll think he'd have drunk too much and that he'll pay it. Moonsong: ^_^ Nuriko: ja ne, moonsong! Moonsong: *huggles minna* Chichiri: ja ne Moonsong, and congrats once again! Mitsukake: Hai! Chiriko: She finally told ya? Moonsong: arigato! Mitsukake: Go Moonsong! *cheer* Moonsong: ^__________^ Ja! Copyright © August 2000 by The Suzaku Seishi Fanfiction Review. Edited by Moonsong. 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