The Suzaku Seishi Fanfiction Review Presents... 1- Tama's New Hair Job! 2- Meeting Tasuki's Mother! (aka why buttering up Chichiri is occassionally a good idea) 3- Fight! Fight! Tas vs. Tama Round 2! 4- Another Encounter With Tasuki's Mother! 5- When the Chichiri Starts to Swing, It's Time for an Umbrella! Tamahome: Nothing besides my hair color has changed Tasuki: ahh, so only Hotohori is new Chiriko: Wheeee!!!! Green? *has fondness for dying hair green* Chichiri: *looks at Tamahome's hair* what color is it now no da? purple? Chichiri: I saw a girl with blue hair last week, and actually it looked nice no da!! Tasuki: *throws an arm around Tamahome's neck and noogies him* I was gonna miss yah if yah changed Tamahome: Well, kinda it's embarassing.............OUCH! Stop it Tasuki! Chiriko: oh? Hotohori: Is it pink? Tasuki: *keeps noogie-ing* Tamahome: Look, I only did it for Miaka.......... *pushes Tasuki* stop it! Tasuki: bwahahaha! *releases Tamahome* Tasuki: Can you feel the love? *smirks* Hotohori: it is pink? *laughing* Tamahome: OK, it's...............red Chiriko: so? Chichiri: Red???? Chiriko: like Tas!!! Chichiri: You trying to be tasuki's twin now no da? Hotohori: Nothing wrong with red..... Tasuki: eh? Tasuki: *looks at Tamahome* Tamahome: No *blushes* like Miaka's red Tasuki: My brother! *glomps* Chichiri: ok, that means Tasuki should dye HIS hair black no da! *snickers* so we can tell them apart now no da! Chiriko: look at the eyes- that gray purple must look odd with red hair.... Tasuki: Naw! I'll dye it blue and wear a mask and become Chichiri's brother, no da? Chichiri: LOL I've seen a couple of girls with blue hair, seems it is catching on no da! Tamahome: Look, Miaka wanted me to do it. She said..........I looked..............cute Chichiri: hmm, if Miaka said jumping over a cliff was cute, would you do it no da? Tasuki: *looks at Chichiri* MUST you ask? Chichiri: *shrugs* Tamahome: *glares at Chichiri* No, well, maybe Chiriko: yes, he would Chichiri: ok, that answers that then no da! Hotohori: Now I'm glad you ended up with Miaka..... Chichiri: *wonders what the Chinese term for 'hen-pecked' is??) Tamahome: *glares at everyone* I don't do everything Miaka tells me, just, most of it Tasuki: I just realized something.... Chiriko: Realization came to our beloved brother star? Tasuki: *looks at Chiriko* Tasuki: Yeah, if Miaka wanted Tamahome with red hair, maybe she's pretending he's me! *large grin* Hotohori: *laughing* Chiriko: *ooooohhhhhhhh* Tamahome: That's not funny. Really not funny Tasuki: Oi! Do you know what is @#*$ scary? Chiriko: What? Tasuki: Ma... Chiriko: what did she want? to feed ya up? Tasuki: naw, she's asking when I'm gonna get married.... Chichiri: Oh you should meet her, Tamahome, such a wonderful woman with a welcoming disposition no da! Tasuki: IT AIN'T HAPENING! Tamahome: *rolls around on the floor* Tasuki, has a mother?! Chichiri: hard to believe isn't it? Tasuki: OF COURSE I GOT A @#%&(&^&# MOTHER!! Tasuki: YOU THINK I JUST POOFED OUTTA MID AIR?! Chiriko: *snickers* Chichiri: *whispers to Tamahome* I always thought they found Tasuki under a rock no da! Chiriko: sometimes i wonder *dryly* Tamahome: Well, one has to wonder Tasuki: *sweatdrop* Tamahome: With your manners and all Tasuki: I ain't Chichiri Tasuki: I don't poof outta nowhere Chiriko: what would she think, corrupting young children like myself? Chiriko: *snrks since mits isn't here to do it* Tasuki: you think I'm bad? You should see my demon sisters Chichiri: *disappears and poofs behind Tasuki, wearing Taiitsukun's face* Boo no da!! Chiriko: ROFL Tasuki: ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! *falls out of the chair* Tamahome: *rolls around some more* Tasuki: Sanekake baba! Tasuki: *hides under the table* Chichiri: Of course I don't so that as well as Taiitsukun does Tamahome: *pokes Tasuki with a stick* Hey, you still alive? Chichiri: she's had a bit more practice, I think no da! Tasuki: *bites Tama's leg* Tamahome: YOUCH!! *hops around looking like an idiot* Tasuki: *smirks* Chichiri: I hope he got his shots no da! Tasuki: *looks to Chichiri* You didn't know I 'm poisonous? Chichiri: well, with those fangs I suppose you could be no da! Tamahome: *turns pale* Tasuki, you haven't infected me have you? Tasuki: *bares fangs and hisses* Tamahome: Eep! Chiriko: I wonder if they are hollow like a snake's..... maybe he should have been a Seiryuu.... Chichiri: but even snakes get beaten up no da! Tasuki: What?! *stands up and bangs his head on the bottom of the table* Chiriko: *smiles serenely* Tasuki: ITAI!! *clutches his head* Tamahome: *slowly backs away from Tasuki* good fang-boy, good fang-boy Chichiri: and even snakes are intelligent enough not to try to stand up when sitting under a table no da Tamahome: *points and laughs* HA HA! Chiriko: Hmmmmm..... Tasuki: grrrrrrrrr......I think this might be between me and @#$%*&% Chichiri..... Tasuki: Tamahome already only has minutes to live Chiriko: *sits back, gets out popcorn* Chichiri: and in this corner, weighing in at 135 and a quarter, wearing the red hair, is...Tasuki the Fanged Wonder Boy!! Chiriko: *likes being little and cute* Tasuki: 135 AND A QUARTER?! Hotohori: *sits beside Chiriko looking vaguely interested in the fight* Chiriko: *snrks again for mits* Tasuki: *dashes out from under the table at Chichiri* Chichiri: and in the other corner, weighing in at 136 and a half, wearing red hair also, is Tamahome the About To Be Beaten Senseless challenger Chichiri: uh oh Chiriko: These are always a hoot! Chichiri: *teleports to rafters* Hotohori: I can tell. Tasuki: YAHHHHHH!! *dives at Chichiri, and ends up on his face* Tamahome: Oh no, not again Chichiri: I'M not the one in the fight no da! I'm just the announcer! Tasuki: Come down here you ....you...SCHMUCK!! Tamahome: Nice insult! Chichiri: there's that word again. Chiriko, can you look that up for me please? Tasuki: *blinks* Chichiri: *poofs from the rafters and materialiazes in front of Tasuki, in the form of Tasuki's rather large mother!!* Tasuki: gaaaaaaaaaahhhhh! *falls over, backpedaling* Chichiri: well? you wanted me down here, no da! Chichiri: *looks down at his present form* wow, she IS a big woman no da! Chichiri: come here Tasuki and let Mama give you a BIGGG hug no da! Tasuki: NOOOO! *dashes back under the table* Chichiri: *snatches at Tasuki and grabs his leg* Tasuki: ahhhhhhh! *claws at the floor* Chiriko: LOL- looks like Tama is off the hook! Chichiri: *pulls Tasuki to him and crushes him in a motherly embrace* My little boy no da! Tasuki: Nooooo! Not Kaasan! *squished* Hotohori: So it seems. *laughing more* Chichiri: I've missed you so! You never even write me anymore! Boo hoo hooo! *cries big wet sloppy tears on Tasuki's head* Tamahome: *Climbs over to sit with Chiriko and Hotohori* For once I'm not being beaten up! Chiriko: popcorn, heika-chan? Chiriko: don't think it'll last Hotohori: Thank you, Chiriko-chan. *takes some* Tasuki: *being smothered by womanly attributes* Tasuki: *waves arms wildly in a panic* Chiriko: *smiles and snaps pic with Miaka's camera* Chichiri: All i wanted was you to find a nice girl and get married, so I'll have lots of darling grandchildren about! And what do you do?? Take up with that good-for-nothing Tamahome and company! Waahhhh!! Tamahome: Hey, I'm not good for nothing! Chiriko: HEY!!! I'm a child genius! Chichiri: *hisses sharply* I'm just acting no da!! Hotohori: Hey! I'm a ruler of a great country! Tamahome: *realization dawns* OHHHHH! Tasuki: mmmmrrrrffffff... Chichiri: You're ruining my chances at the Chinese Acadamy Award no da!! Hotohori: *goes back to eating popcorn* Chichiri: *goes back to his charades* Ano..where was I?? Oh yes!...All I wanted was some grandchildren, and I could hold them in my lap and tell them stories about what you did when you were a little boy! Chiriko: Lookie!!! Think we should send this to Tasuki's REAL kaasan? Since she doesn't have any baby pics? Tasuki: *slaps wildly at Chichiri's arms* Chichiri: *looks down and is mildly surprised to see Tasuki's face turning blue* Tasuki: *sees his life passing before his eyes. Is disappointed it's ending the same place it started* Chichiri: Ano...is there something wrong, my darling little Tasuki no da? Chichiri: Speak to me! Chiriko: *borrows pen and starts making copies of picture* Tasuki: *eye bulge at chichiri* Chichiri: Well, if you won't even care to talk to your own mother, I guess i shall have to leave then! *releases Tasuki and starts for the door* Tasuki: *GASP!* Tasuki: *twitch twitch on the floor* Chichiri: *discovers that in his present form he can't even fit through the door!* Chichiri: uuuhhnnnnnnnn!!! I think I'm stuck no da! Chiriko: *starts sniggering* Hotohori: *blinks* Why don't you return to your normal form? Tasuki: *coughs* now you see..why I fear 'em...*cough gasp* Tamahome: *pokes Tasuki with a stick* Are you dead yet? Chichiri: *wriggles in the door frame* Yes, I AM stuck! Help no da! Tasuki: stop pokin' me! Tasuki: Raaaaahhh! *dive tackles Tamahome* Chiriko: where did THAT come from? Talk about transference, ne, heika-chan? Chichiri: somebody come over here and give me a push no da! Tamahome: *goes down* Chiriko: *gets up and shoves Chichiri* Hotohori: Hai. Tasuki: After all the times I saved you from being @#*&^% monster food, you poke me with sticks?! Tamahome: *tries to hit Tasuki* Get off me! Chichiri: I can't return to my own form if my hands are immobile no da! And I'm stuck! Tasuki: *tries to strangle Tamahome* Chiriko: Um, not having much luck- if I weighed more the seventy pounds, it might help..... Hotohori: *goes to help push Chichiri* Tamahome: You aren't to nice either Grghghg Chichiri: *strains to get through the door* Chichiri: ouch no da! Tamahome: *manages a lucky hit* Ha! Tasuki: I'm plenty nice! *strangle strangle* Tasuki: ack! *punched loose* Tamahome: Ha! *jumps up* I win again! Chichiri: both of you give me a push at the same time no da! Tasuki: Do not! *dives for Tamahome's legs* Tamahome: I shall rule the world! Hotohori: Okay, on the count of 3 Chiriko-chan.... Chiriko: *giggles and starts thinking* Maybe we can build a lever Chiriko: Pry you out.... Tamahome: AHHHHHHH! *goes down again* Chiriko: One Hotohori: Two Tasuki: What do you think you are?! Bakago?! Chiriko: THREE!! Chichiri: but i don't think Moonsong would appreciate the damage to her door no da Tamahome: You little........*punches a few times* Chiriko: *shoves HARD* Hotohori: *shoves along with Chiriko* Chichiri: OW NO DA! Tasuki: *sits on Tamahome and starts pulling his leg up painfully* Chiriko: Gee WHIZ! Chiriko: *keeps pushing* Chichiri: anybody have any WD40 no da?? Tamahome: OWWWWW! Get off me you little........ *pulls an impressive backflip and get Tasuki off* Chiriko: BUTTER!!! Chichiri: I think it was a very bad idea for me to use this form no da Tasuki: *falls forward from the backflip and ends up on his face* Hotohori: Hai, I think I agree with you, Chichiri.... Tamahome: *puts one foot an Tasuki* Say uncle! Chichiri: I'm missing the fight too! Who is wining no da? *tries to twist head to look back into the room* Tasuki: augh! you trying to make me look like a persian cat?! Tamahome: Say uncle! Chiriko: HOLD STILL!!! Tasuki: I'm not a foot stool! Tasuki: No! Tamahome: *kicks Tasuki a few times* Hotohori: right now it looks like Tamahome.....you can always watch the replay....*points at the camcorder set up in the ceiling* Chichiri: I'm trying to hold still but Chiriko, I'm ticklish no da! Tasuki: *kicked* you'll pay for that! Chichiri: *looks up at the camera* Oh dear, don't tell me it's recording me stuck in the door too na no da! Tamahome: Never! *kicks him a few more times* Tasuki: ITAI! BAKA!! Chiriko: Your fangirls will love it! Chichiri: (I'm glad Avery and those others aren't seeing this no da!) Tasuki: GET THE @#%$ OFF ME!! Hotohori: Well, they'll see more of Tas and Tama fighting than you in the door.... Tamahome: *looks around* Oh, Chichiri, how long have you been stuck in that door? Tasuki: *curls and grabs for Tamahome's ankles* Chichiri: good, say, why don't you get them aimed at me? If both of them come flying at my.. well... other end, the force might push me free no da! Tamahome: *kicks Tasuki again* BWAHAHA! You shall surrender. Hey, what are you doing? Tasuki: ergh! *bites the ankle* Hotohori: Hmm.....any suggestions on how to do that, Chiriko? Tamahome: OW! Not the fangs again! Chiriko: *gets out butter and starts slathering Chichiri with it..... *pout** I wanted to have more popcorn.... Chichiri: I feel like Winnie The Pooh now no da Tasuki: *grabs the ankle and struggles to his feet* Tamahome: *tries to push Tasuki down* Chichiri: *tries not to giggle when Chiriko applies the butter* Careful! I'm ticklish no da! Tamahome: No, I was winning! Stay down! Tasuki: @#%&^!! *jumps to his feet, taking the ankle up with him* Chiriko: This is NOT my idea of fun...... my hands are all icky now! Chichiri: well now grab handfuls of popcorn no da Hotohori: *sighs* Perhaps we can get those 2 to do the rest for us...... Chichiri: instantly buttered! Tamahome: *falls on his head* You idiot! *stands on his hands* Tasuki: *starts running, dragging Tamahome across the floor* Tamahome: *tries to walk on hands* hey, slow down! *head bumps on ground* Chichiri: ok Chiriko, trip tasuki no da! Chichiri: that should do it Hotohori: *moves out of the way* Tasuki: I'll open the door! *runs toward Chichiri, dragging Tamahome and picking up speed Tamahome: Slow down! Chichiri: *braces himself* Tamahome: Oh no! *screams as door nears* Chiriko: Nah-uh! Chiriko: Tasuki is my FRIEND! Chichiri: INCOMING NO DAAA!! Tasuki: BAKAHOME DOOR OPENER! *swing Tamahome at Chichiri* Tamahome: MIAKA! I'll love you forever, even in death! Hotohori: *laughing* Tamahome: *goes flying at Chichiri* Chichiri: *grunts as Tamahome smashes into him, and pops through the door!* Chichiri: ACKK NO DAAAA! Tasuki: *dusts off his hands and smirks* Chiriko: *somehow gets tripped over* Chichiri: ow Tasuki: Crisis solved Tamahome: *lands on top of Chichiri* Tasuki!!!!!! This means death! Chichiri: *quickly changes back* please get off me Tamahome!! Tasuki: Nyah! *raspberry and eye tug* Chiriko: *starts cackling wickedly* Hotohori: *retreats to a safer area* Tamahome: *leaps off Chichiri and goes charging at Tasuki* Prepare to die!!!!!!!! Chichiri: *pushes Tamahome off and slowly gets to his feet* Chichiri: I think I cracked a rib no da! Chiriko: Suzaku Seishi!!! Chiriko: *eyes glowing a funky color* Tasuki: *grins, setting into a defensive stance* Tasuki: COME AND GET IT!! Hotohori: *blinks at Chiriko* What? Chichiri: I think I'll leave the fighting to Tamahome and Tasuki no da! Tasuki: *glances at Chiriko* Tamahome: *charges Tasuki* DIEEE! Tasuki: what? Chiriko: *prayer wheel materializes between hands* Tasuki: *blinks* Tasuki: uh oh... Hotohori: Miboshi? Tamahome: *hits Tasuki when he's not looking* Chichiri: Chiriko? Nani? Don't tell me you're getting into a battle mode too no da Chiriko: bwa ha ha ha! Chichiri: Uh.....oh..... Chiriko: Chiriko? Tasuki: AHHH!! *slammed into and skids across the floor* Chichiri: Oh just great no da! We got the crazy little twerp back no da! Chiriko: Who's that!!! I'm Seiryuu Seishii Miboshi! Hotohori: Uh-oh..... Tamahome: *leaps after Tasuki ignoring everything else* Chichiri: *backs up to the window, and is snatched out of it by a great hairy paw* Ashitare enters the chatroom. Ashitare: *leaps in and snarls at the room* Tasuki: *looks back groggily to see Tamahome coming* Ashitare: Rraarrrrr!! Tamahome: Prepare to feel my wrath! Hotohori: *pulls out the shinken* Tasuki: oh @#^%... Chiriko: Boku wa..... Suzaku ShichiSeishi!!! Ashitare: *stands besides Miboshi and growls* Tamahome: *starts pounding Tasuki* die die die! Ashitare: *leaps on Tamahome pounding on Tasuki* Tasuki: argh! *curls his arms around his face* Hotohori: Hey, we have a bigger problem here.......... Chiriko/Miboshi: *Looks at Ashitare* you get the red heads, I'll take care of pretty boy! Tamahome: AHHHH!! Get off me! Ashitare: *pulls Tamahome off and throws him across the room* Chiriko/Miboshi: *prayer wheel starts whirling* Tasuki: *looks up from the pounding to see Ashitare on Tamahome* Tasuki: Good dog! Ashitare: *grabs Tasuki up and throws him as well* Tasuki: aaahhhh! *thrown after Tamahome* Ashitare: RrraaarrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRR!! Chiriko/Miboshi: *clay golem rises out of the floor* Tamahome: *bangs into wall* Ow. *passes out* Ashitare: *drools* Tasuki: *further smashes into Tamahome* Hotohori: *starts infusing shinken with ki* Tasuki: oops, gomen, Tama... Ashitare: *goes to Tamahome and starts gnawing on his hand* Tasuki: *punches Ashitare in the head* Hey! I'm still up! Tamahome: *is still passed out* Ashitare: *leaps at Tasuki and slashes at him* Tasuki: You might take that wuss down, but I'm still here! Hotohori: *slices through the golem* Tasuki: *throws himself aside, rolling and pulling his tessen* Ashitare: *snaps at Tasuki's head* Tasuki: *slams the tessen between Ashitare's teeth* Ashitare: *tries to grab Tasuki's wrists before he could use the tessen* Chiriko/Miboshi: *stone starts crumbling around Hotohori* Tasuki: REKKA! SHIEN!! Ashitare: YIPE!! Hotohori: *leaps up and tries to slice the prayer wheel in half* Ashitare: *gets a mouthful of flames* YIPE YIPE YIPE YIPE!!! Chiriko/Miboshi: *eyes glow and another golem appears and grabs the Emperor* Tasuki: Bwahah! Take that! *gets to his feet* Ashitare: *dashes for the water cooler, grabs the bottle and gulps down the contents* Tasuki: *sweatdrops* Ashitare: *picks up the water cooler and flings it at Tasuki* Hotohori: Um.....*stabs over his head with the shinken* Tasuki: when did we get a water cooler? *scratches his head* Tasuki: ack! *smacked over by water cooler* Ashitare: *doesn't know where the water cooler came from, is not that intelligent to wonder, but will use any means available!* Chiriko/Miboshi: Tas getting to his feet Ashitare: *would use a large screen color tv is it was in the room!* Chiriko/Miboshi: Hey Ashitare- KILL!!! Tasuki: *pushes the water cooler off, shaking his head* Tasuki: the evils of water.... Ashitare: *snarls and leaps at Tasuki* Chiriko/Miboshi: *eyes blink* Tasuki: @#&^$!! *backswings the tessen at Ashitare* Chiriko/Miboshi: Boku wa.... Suzaku Shichiseishi! Tasuki: REKKA! SHIEN!! Chiriko/Miboshi: *eyes turn green* Ashitare: YIPES!! *is fried* Chiriko/Miboshi: Ow.... my head hurts.... Ashitare: *runs and rolls on Tamahome* Chiriko/Miboshi: *eyes turn red* Tasuki: *scrabbles to his feet, tessen ready to swing again* Tamahome: *is still conveniantly passed out* Tasuki: Get off that baka! Only I get to beat his brains out! Chiriko/Miboshi: *notices passed out seishi and send golem after him* Ashitare: *picks up Tamahome in his mouth, glaring at Tasuki* Tasuki: *snarls* Drop it! Chiriko/Miboshi: Don't you DARE! Ashitare: *jaws start to close tighter* Tasuki: *charges at Ashitare, tessen held over his head* Tasuki: I said $%^&*&% drop it!! Ashitare: *flings Tamahome's body at Tasuki like a floppy sword* Chiriko/Miboshi: Just DIE DIE DIE!!! Ashitare: *snaps at Hotohori in passing* Tasuki: *boweled over by Tamahome* Tamahome: *decides to wake up* AHHHH Why am I in a dogs mouth? Hotohori: *back to trying to destroy the wheel* Tasuki: *eyetwitches at Tamahome and pushes him off* Ashitare: *growls and shakes Tamahome like a terrier shakes a rat* Tasuki: *rolls over and smacks Ashitare in the head with the tessen* Tamahome: *tries to kick Ashitare* Let me goooooooooo! *gets whiplash from being shaken* Ashitare: *snarls in Tasuki's face, giving him full benefit of wolfman breath!* Tasuki: LET GO!! Chiriko/Miboshi: *grins evilly* Tasuki: EWWWW!! *covers his mouth and nose with one hand* Tasuki: KOWAIi! Tamahome: AHHHHH! *decides to scream just for the hell of it* Chiriko: ow.... where am I? I think I hit my head.... Ashitare: *turns and slobbers over Tamahome's newly dyed red hair with corrosive wolfman slobber* Tasuki: *kicks Ashitare in the ribs, hand still over his nose* Tamahome: My hair! Chiriko: now I remember.... Tas tripped over me.... and then.... then I..... then SOMETHING happened.... Chiriko: *golems have disappeared* Ashitare: *yips in pain from cracked ribs* Tamahome: Get it off get it off get it off! Chiriko: Um, where did THAT come from? Tasuki: *kicks Ashitare in the ribs again and again* YER BREATH REEKS! Ashitare: *looks around and seeing Miboshi no longer there, decides to turn tail and run* Hotohori: The window.... Ashitare: Yipe! Yipe! Yipe! Yipe! Tasuki: YEAH! THAT'S IT! RUN! Chiriko: Oh my..... Tasuki: *poses triumphantly* Tamahome: *jumps around swiping at hair* *runs to water cooler and washes hair* Gotta love the water cooler Ashitare: *tries to leap out the window, misses and crashes thru the wall instead* Yipe! Yipe! Yipe! Yipe! Ashitare leaves the chatroom. Hotohori: *puts the shinken away* Chiriko: Poor thing..... Chichiri: What in the world...? Tasuki: That'll teach them! Tasuki: *grins widely* Chichiri: They keep trying no da Hotohori: They don't give up..... Tamahome: *humming "Gonna wash that man right outta my hair* Chichiri: When do you think they will learn? Tasuki: ooof... *sits down on the floor, holding his head* water coolers are heavy... Chichiri: *looks at Tamahome* Do you really think this is the time for personal hygiene, Tamahome-kun? Chiriko: he's probably expecting Miaka.... Tamahome: Gotta get that dog slobber outta my hair Hotohori: I don't think they will.....*blinks at Tamahome* You're getting water all over the floor.... Chichiri: I don't think the janitors are going to like this one no da Chiriko: nothing new there.... Tamahome: *stands up and shakes hair wildly* Ah, nice and dry Chiriko: but that's still pretty good for us Tasuki: yeha, but they weren't here earlier.. Chichiri: Tamahome! You are getting me wet no da! Nuriko has entered the chatroom. Hotohori: *stays far away from Tamahome Tasuki: Nuriko! Chichiri: NURIKO NO DAAA! Chiriko: *hugs* Tamahome: Oh, sorry Chichiri Tasuki: *waves from sitting on the floor* Nuriko: Hi... am I real late? Tamahome: Nuriko, my fave cross-dresser! *wrings hair out, then offer hand* What's up? Chichiri: of course not no da! Tasuki: err. you just missed the seiryuu seishi Hotohori: Chiriko, is there any popcorn left? Nuriko: *brought some new Popcorn with him* here Hotohori sama. Chichiri: *is rather embarrassed at the being-stuck-in-the-door episode!* Tasuki: *gets up to his feet, stretching* Chiriko: *used all his butter trying to get chichiri loose...* Tamahome: you should. Anyone who's stupid enough to get stuck in a door deserves my complements Chichiri: stupid?? Can i help it if Tasuki's mother is.... ah.... well..... shall we say..'well-endowed'?? Tamahome: True, but still, you should have known better Chiriko: *giggles* Chichiri: perhaps Moonsong should invest in a bigger door, no da! Nuriko: Tasuki, they are talking about your mother... Tasuki: I know...*sigh* Tamahome: That could help Nuriko: Don't you think you should defend her honour? Tasuki: such an unpleasant conversation topic Tasuki: eh? *confused look* Tasuki: they ain't sayin nothing but the truth Hotohori: He was talking about her earlier.... Tamahome: Tasuki, gonna take refuge under the table again? Chichiri: I mean no disrespect, Tasuki, but she IS rather large no da! Nuriko: oh.. yeah... forgot to who i talked to *rolls eyes at tas-chan's comment* Tasuki: I know she's large! YOU didn't have to get squished by them! Nuriko: by the way... anyone want to have a drink? Tasuki: what kind? Tasuki: *looks eager* Tamahome: It's a pity you didn't suffocate. It would have been an... interesting way to go Tasuki: Sake, ne? Nuriko: what kind of drink do you think I would offer you? *grins* Tasuki: uh oh... Chiriko: is it alcoholic? Nuriko: nope. Tasuki: it's got to be.... milk Chiriko: then no Chichiri: If Tasuki suffocated, Tamahome, don't you think I would have been attacked myself by his fangirls no da?? Chiriko: *smiles* Chichiri: I do not wish to risk that no da! Nuriko: chiriko... you're underaged... you ARE NOT supposed to drink any alcohol! Tasuki: I can't suffocate, I live forever, remember? Tamahome: you could handle yourself Chichiri Nuriko: Tas: no... it's water... Chichiri: I can face the Seiryuu, i can face my past, I can even face Taiitsukun on a bad day, but I can NOT face a group of rabid fangirls no da!! Chiriko: SO? Tasuki: *looks disappointed* Nuriko: hm... i think no one can that, chichiri-san! Tasuki: but we have a water cooler over there *points* I got to know it personally Chichiri: they are a scary group, na no da! Tamahome: You're tough, just turn into Tasuki's mother, that should scare them off Chichiri: *turns back into Tasuki's mother again* Oh my darlings!! Chiriko: you would think he'd learn.... Tamahome: See, very scary Chichiri: Like that no da? Tasuki: oh no....*climbs the curtains* Tamahome: Hehe, no table this time? Chichiri: *holds out arms* Come to Mama, little Tasuki! My darling little boy no da! Tasuki: it's safer up here..*clings to the top of the curtains* Chichiri: *looks at Tamahome and then grabs him in a strong hug* And who'syour friend? What a ctie na no da! Tamahome: ptssss-Chichiri, cut the no da if you want the award Chichiri: cutie Tamahome: *glomped by Chichiri* AHHHHHH no air!!! Tasuki: Let go of my kaasan's image, Tama! Tasuki: I'll kick your @$$$!! Tamahome: *trying to escape* Let go! Chichiri!!!!! Nuriko: hey, chich. if ANYONE is going to strangle anyother person by hugging, then it's me *glares at chichiri* Chichiri: *huggles Tamahome tightly as he prances about the room* My darling boy has the nicest friends no d... I mean... yes he does! Tasuki: *twitches at the image of his mother and Tamahome* Tamahome: *tries to breathe* Chichiri, do you WANT Tasuki to kill me? Tasuki: LET GO, @#%&^$!! Chichiri: *reaches out and grabs Hotohori with his other arm* And here's another nice boy! A friend of my darling Tasuki! Chiriko: *looks ill* Tasuki: *also looks ill* Nuriko: Chichiri !!!! *glares and fumes* Chichiri: Aren't they just darling??? *waltzes about holding Tamahome and Hotohori like prized poodles* Hotohori: Ack!!! Let go! Chiriko: ROFL Tasuki: Chichiri, I dun care if you are wearing my kaasan's image, you are askin for it Chichiri: Here, catch! *tosses Hotohori in Nuriko's direction* Chiriko: *gets out of the way* Nuriko: *catches Hotohori-sama* Hotohori-sama, are you ok? Tamahome: Hey, let go of me, you let go of Hotohori! Chichiri: *gives Tasuki a pouting look* Now now that isn't very nice talk coming from my darling boy, Tasuki! Hotohori: Ack!!!!!! *blinks dizzily up at Nuriko* Lookit the stars....*passes out* Chichiri: Naughty naughty no da! Tasuki: You ain't my kaasan....*hops down* Tasuki: that no da gives you away! Chichiri: *wags a finger at Tasuki* Don't make me come up there no da! Tamahome: *sees Tasuki coming closer* Oh no, let me go! *wiggles* Nuriko: *slowly carries Hotohori-sama to a sofa and puts him down* Chiriko, stay with heika-sama. I need to finish some "business" *storms off to Chichiri* Chiriko: *sighs and wonders why he couldn't have been born a Genbu Seishi* Chichiri: ok, catch no da! *tosses Tamahome at Tasuki* Tasuki: No da this! *jumps at Chichiri, tessen held overhead* Tamahome: *gets burned* Tasuki: *smacked into by Tamahome* Chichiri: Uh oh *shrinks down to SD and hides under the water cooler* Chichiri is now known as ChichiriSD. Chiriko: Oh my.... heika-chan? You awake? Tasuki: *blinks at Tamahome* We gotta stop meeting like this... Nuriko: *breaks the water cooler and grabs chichiriSD at his collar* ChichiriSD: Agh!! ChichiriSD: *hangs from Nuriko's grip and struggles* Tamahome: You're telling me *gets off tasuki* Wanna go at him together? ChichiriSD: *changes shape again* Tasuki: *grins* Sounds like the best idea you've had all day Nuriko: Tasuki... don't you want to help me with THIS? *points at Chichiri* ChichiriSD is now known as Chichirithepoodle. Chichirithepoodle: *whines and looks up at them with big sad puppydog eyes* Tamahome: *starts over to Chichiri* Now you're gonna get it you little monk! Chiriko: *I'M* the only one who does cute..... Tasuki: Bwahahahah....here poodle, poodle, poodle Nuriko: oh now... not the puppy eyes.. it won't work today... *still glares at chich* Chichirithepoodle: *changes again, seeing the eyes aren't working* Chichirithepoodle is now known as Chichirithetoddler. Tasuki: aww, I guess no dog soup today Chichirithetoddler: *looks up with trembling lower lip and big eyes* Tamahome: Little kids, my weakness *falls to knees* Nuriko: toddler? FORGET IT! That won't work either *holds Chichiri up- Tas, don't you want to fry him? Tasuki: I heard that children make nutritious snacks... Chichirithetoddler: *seeing that doesn't work, changesagain* Chichirithetoddler is now known as Chichirithemouse. Tasuki: sure, Nuriko, hand him over to Tama Chichirithemouse: *turns and nips sharply at Nuriko's wrist* Chiriko: EEEEK!!! *jumps on table* Tasuki: Where's Mits's cat when you need him? Hotohori: Ne, I have to go eat dinner minna. I'll come back later to see if anyone is still here! Nuriko: *laughs at chichiri* haha... that was the bracelet... ahhahaha... *gives chichiri over to Tama-chan* uhm... where is tama-neko when you need him? Tamahome: Ah! A mouse *runs after the mouse and grabs the tail* I have you now! Chichirithemouse: *scurries up Nuriko's sleeve* Tasuki: okay, Tama, hold still Nuriko: Bon Apetit, Hotohori-sama. *smiles bright* Tasuki: *draws the tessen back for a swing* Chichirithemouse: *changes yet again* Chichirithemouse is now known as Chichirias Miaka. Tamahome: Wait, stop, I don't wanna get burned Tamahome: Miaka............. Hotohori: Arigato, Nuriko. *smiles* Okay. Chichirias Miaka: *looks up at Tasuki silently* Tasuki: *pauses with a sweatdrop* Hotohori has left the chat room. Nuriko: *grabs "Miaka2 from Tamahome* That isn't her, baka! *smacks Tama* Chiriko: won't work!!! Chiriko: think of it like the SOI incident.... Tamahome: *slams into wall by the force of Nuriko's slap* Miaka.......... Chichirias Miaka: *creates a bat out of midair and whackes Tasuki right in the...you-know-where* Chichirias Miaka is now known as Chichiri. Tasuki: O.O *falls over* Chichiri: Tag no da!! Nuriko: hm.... idea! Tamahome: Hey! Where's Miaka? Soi enters the chatroom. Tasuki: :. *cough cough* Chichiri: *retreats up to the rafters* Soi: *Zaps Chichir/Miaka!!!* Tamahome: *looking around for Miaka* Chichiri: YEOWP no da!! Soi leaves the chatroom. Chichiri: *rubs the zapped spot ruefully* No fair no da! That hurt! Tasuki: *curls up in miserable ball* Tamahome: *sees Tasuki* Hey, what's up? Chichiri: (ow! I'm going to have to stand up instead of sitting for a long time now!) Tasuki: *coughs* must you ask? *squeaky voice* Chiriko: Oh.... dear..... Nuriko: tasuki-chan... what's wrong? Chichiri: *conjures up a vERY cushy cushion and sis down in it carefully, wincing in pain* Tamahome: *realization dawns again* Oh, *puts hand over mouth trying not to laugh* Tasuki: low, Chichiri, that was low... Chichiri: sits Chichiri: all I could think of...OW!....to do at the moment, Tasuki-kun! Tamahome: Low indead (pun intended) Tasuki: :. Chichiri: but look at me! Soi zapped ME in the rear no da!! Tasuki: *kicks Tamahome in the leg* Nuriko: did i miss anything *looks confused from chichiri to tasuki* Tamahome: *looks at Tasuki* I wouldn't do that if I were you Chiriko: but Chichiri was definitely meaner! Chichiri: Soi zapped me, Nuriko no da!! Ow! Tasuki: *slowly sits up, eyeing Chichiri* Nuriko: Oh... chichiri... I'm sorry to hear that. *smiles sweetly* Chichiri: I was about to be fried no da! It was self-defense! Tamahome: *aims a foot at Tasuki's hurt spot* Tasuki: Chichiri roasting on an open fire.... Chichiri: see? Tasuki: *smacks tamahome* Tasuki: what do you think yer doing?! Chiriko: *not looking forward to xmas now* Tamahome: *falls over* (brb) Tasuki: *goes to put on a cup* Chiriko: *blushes* Chichiri: *tries to rearrange the cushion more comfortably...and falls off the rafter* Nuriko: there, they both do it again.... *grins at tamahome and tasuki* Chichiri: YEOOWW NO DAAA! Chiriko: serves them right Chichiri: *hits the floor with a solid thump* Tasuki: *pounces on Chichiri* Chichiri: ACK!! Tasuki: bwahahah! *ties him up with rope* Chichiri: Leggo no da!! *struggles* Tasuki: I saw this some where....it looked like fun... Chichiri: Huh? Chiriko: bondage? Didn't know they leaned that way.... Tasuki: *grabs the end of the rope and leaps up into the rafters and ties it off* Tasuki: *hops down, leaving Chichiri dangling upside down* Chichiri: *dangles from the rope* AGH!! Help no daaaa! Tamahome: *only sees the last few words* bondage? What's going on here? Chichiri: I am not a chysalis no da! Nuriko: *rolls eyes* Tasuki: don't get dizzy now....*gives Chichiri a push to start him swinging* Chichiri: Ugghhh.. Chiriko: Tas is tying Chichiri up and saying it's fun.... Chichiri: I'm getting...motion sick!! :hic Tasuki: Bwahaahah! Chiriko: *giggles* Chichiri: *begins to turn a slight shade of green* Tasuki: *gives Chichiri a few more pushes* Tamahome: Ah *moves out of Chichiri's range* Chichiri: *swallows hard* Tasuki: and to think you have to pay for this at carnivals Chichiri: Ano......... Tasuki: you're getting it for free! Chichiri: *is about to be sick!* Tasuki: *is too proud of himself to notice* Chichiri: *cheeks bulge* Tasuki: Chichiri is now a swinger! Bwahahahaha! Tamahome: RUNNNNNN! Chiriko: RUN RUN RUN!!! Nuriko: *shoulder shrug* Just wanted to help you... geee... . Chiriko, what's up? Chichiri: *is very very very very very sick!!* Chiriko: *gets out of room* Tamahome: *ducks under desk* Nuriko: *cowers UNDER Mits' desk* Tasuki: why you all running? Tasuki: *blinks* Chichiri: ERP! Chiriko: *from hallway* you'll see! Tasuki: *blinks at Chichiri* Chichiri: *tosses his cookies!!* Tasuki: headrush? Tasuki: EWWWWWW!!! Nuriko: tas, you should get an Umbrella... Chiriko: Ewww.... yuck! Chichiri: :hic Tasuki: *scampers away from the tossed cookies* Tamahome: *laughing madly from under the desk* Chichiri: I told you..:hic so...no da... Copyright © July 2000 by The Suzaku Seishi Fanfiction Review. Edited by Moonsong. Standard Disclaimers. All Rights Reserved. http://www.crosswinds.net/~seishifanfiction/