The Suzaku Seishi Fanfiction Review presents...

The Pizza Party


Taiitsukun: WAAAAAAIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!! PiZZA! 
Tasuki: *peeks out at the scream of PIZZA* 
Nuriko: Taiitsukun, you're sure you're not Miaka disguised as 
          Taiitsukun? 
Taiitsukun: *looks up mouth full* Nani?? 
Chiriko: Want some pizza!!! Share? 
Taiitsukun: Oh all right, just for you...*hands Chiriko a slice* Post 
          midnight slice... 
Chiriko: 2 am snack! 
Tasuki: *tiptoes past them all to ambush the pizza boy before he 
          escapes* 
Taiitsukun: *snatches the creeping Tasuki by the scruff* Down boy! 
Tasuki: *tries to escape hold on his scruff* Ahhh! Let go ya old hag! 
          *starts biting her arm* 
Taiitsukun: *plops struggling bandit down in front of a plate* Sit! 
          Stay! 
Tasuki: *fumes and sits dejectly in front of the plate* No sake? 
Taiitsukun: Not for you. *tosses fuming bandit a soda* 
Tasuki: *pouts and looks at soda* *slow grin and starts to shake it* 
Nuriko: Does anyone want some milk? Tasuki? *grins evil* 
Taiitsukun: Hai! *snatches back the soda* 
Tasuki: Nooooooo! NO #$@%-&- MILK!! 
Nuriko: *gives Tasuki a cup of milk* 
Tasuki: Ahhhh! *smacks it away with tessen* 
Nuriko: If you drink the milk I'll give you that bottle. *shows Tasuki 
          a bottle with a sake-label upon it* 
Tasuki: *sweatdrops* It's not worth it! *has horrible flashbacks* 
Nuriko: Are you sure? *opens the bottle and drinks a bit* 
Tasuki: *poses* Besides, I got great bones, they've survived this 
          long... 
Nuriko: ..until they met me? *grins* 
Taiitsukun: *chokes on a buffalo wing* YOU've survived HOW long? 
Nuriko: Is there a piece of pizza left *maybe a vagetarian one?* 
Taiitsukun: Hai hai! Mushroom! *hands Nuriko a slice* 
Chiriko: Ugh... mushrooms are yucky 
Nuriko: I like mushrooms, vegetable, fruits, eggs, Hotohori... 
Taiitsukun: Nuriko! He's not a side dish! 
Nuriko: I know... he's too beautiful to be a side dish. 
Chiriko: You can have Hotohori *fascinated* Really? How, Nuriko? 
Nuriko: Tasuki-chan... you really don't wanna have any sake? 
Tasuki: *whimpers*  
Chiriko: The main course then? 
Nuriko: The main course? What do you mean chiriko? 
Tasuki: *tackles Nuriko* Gimmie that! Gimmie that! *grabs for Sake 
          bottle* 
Nuriko: Not before you drink your milk!!!! 
Tasuki: No deal! *grabs sake bottle and pulls* 
Nuriko: *smacks Tasuki in the next wall* And the sake bottle is still 
          in my hands... 
Tasuki: *is a wall decoration* 
Nuriko: THAT's what I call art. *points at Tasuki* 
Chiriko: *giggles* Tasuki-chan Kawaii! 
Taiitsukun: *peels Tasuki off the wall and dumps him on the floor* Yes. 
          Kawaii... *sweatdrops* 
Tasuki: *has the 'warding off evil' hand positions on the floor* 
Nuriko: Ok ok... no I don't want to torture you forever *hands over the 
          bottle* but it's just water... 
Tasuki: *lifts head and cries* *starts slamming head against the floor 
          repeatedly* 
Taiitsukun: We interrupt the insanity for a moment of seishi
          business... Topics tomorrow will include the first review, 
          the policy page, about the site page, and anything else 
          you guys might find useful...Start thinking of stuff! *looks 
          at Tasuki* Well, except maybe you...We now return to your 
          regularly scheduled craziness... 
Tasuki: *gives Taiitsukun the I still think you're weird look* 
Taiitsukun: You're sprawled on the floor with Suzaku knows how many 
          bruises whimpering over a bottle of water and you think I'M 
          weird? 
Chiriko: She is!! but i love her! *glomp* 
Taiitsukun: Thank you Chiriko...*tries to peel him off without being 
          terribly obvious* 
Tasuki: Ahhh, like I care...che! *gets up and dusts off his clothes, 
          crossing his arms behind his head and looking away* 
Chiriko: *cuddles in closer and focuses adorably cute green eyes on
          her* Nyan Nyan? 
Taiitsukun: *blinks* You really want one? 
Nuriko: Ano... Tasuki-chan *sweet voice* C'mon... laugh a bit. *starts 
           to tickle him.* 
Tasuki: *Starts laughing uncontrollably* The hag made a joke! 
Chiriko: We'd be such a CUTE couple... and they're the only females I
          know who are shorter than I am! 
Nuriko: Chiriko, do you know the pic of the Nyan Nyans in FY-manga 
          13... there they are taller than you... 
Chiriko: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Dammit, why am I so short? 
Tasuki: Ahhhhh hahahahahahahahahahaha! 
Nuriko: But within the same pic Taiitsukun doesn't look like a sand 
          witch, so... *tries to calm down Chiriko* I think you would 
          be a cute little couple... ^-^. ;; 
Chiriko: Not only do I look like i'm a girl, but I have to be short!!! 
          Life is NOT FAIR.... 
Nuriko: I know what you mean... *sits down beside Chiriko* *images of 
          Hotohori-sama comes to his mind* 
Chiriko: *reaches over and snuggles beside him* Plus no one ever writes 
          fics about me.... you at least get good fic coverage... 
Tasuki: Well, it may have helped if you hadn't gutted yourself on a 
          baby rattle... 
Chiriko: Hey! You said I was BRAVE! And look who actually was too 
          chicken to die! 
Tasuki: Yeah, you were brave to use an instrument some creepy floating 
          baby had been chewing on....without cleaning it first 
          either...ugh... 
Chiriko: But I at least died!! You survived... seems like a cop-out to 
          me! 
Tasuki: Now he's gonna hold that at-least-I-died-for-the-cause-and-you-
          didn't guilt trip... 
Taiitsukun: *sweatdrops*



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