The Suzaku Seishi Fanfiction Review Rants:  

Random Reaction #2


Tasuki: *Slowly, and steadily, hands the fic back to Moonsong-sama with 
          the huge blue streak down his face and staring eyes* 
          
          *backs up a few steps, giggling insanely* 

          *Creeeeaaaaaak!* *CRASH!* *One foot up in the air*  

          *Twitch* *Twitch* 

          ((Moshi moshi, you have reached Tasuki's answering service. 
          If you have reached this service he is in too much shock to 
          answer himself. If you know the extension of the bandit you 
          wish to speak to, please enter it now and press the pound 
          key. To contact Kouji, press 1 now. To see when we will be 
          robbing you next, press 2 now. If you are bored, press 3 
          repeatedly, followed by the pound key. Or if you wish to 
          leave a message, please leave it after the 'censored'
          swearing......*BEEEEEP!!*)) 

Chiriko: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!! 

          Ok, so it wasn't just me... it WAS bad.... now I have to 
          think of something constructive to say.... aside from the 
          fact that it's OVER.... 

          *suddenly gets a bright idea, and starts rummaging through 
          his pockets. With a grin, he pours flesh-colored paint all 
          over his foot* 

          Chiriko? There's no Chiriko here..... 
                          
Nuriko: *touches Chiriko's forehead with his hand* Uhm... I think 
          you're a bit feverish... Maybe you should go to bed, I'll go 
          and get Mitsukake for healing your fever... *smiles sweet*
          *looks back at Tasuki* hope he'll recover soon... I don't 
          think that twiching around all night can be that healthy.. 
                          
Mitsukake: *walks in the room* Nani? Someone called? *glances at 
          Chiriko*...*blink* Oh,my... 

          *hurriedly uses his power* Daijobu, Chiriko? 
                          
Chiriko: PURPLE-MONKEY-DISHWASHER!! 
                          
Mitsukake: O.O I think he O.D'ed on bad fanfiction...Along with Tasuki 
          over there... *sweatdrops* The only cure is to read a piece 
          of fiction where everyone's in-character, so we'll have to
          start looking right away! 
                          
Tasuki: *twitch-twitch* 
                          
Mitsukake: O_o The sooner we find an IC-fic, the better! It's even 
          affected Tama-neko! *points to the cat, who is wearing a 
          dress and waving a sign*  

          Wait a sec...he ALWAYS does that. Never mind.



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