You Want To see Something Scary
by Night~mare
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 The stage is set
The lights go down
The fans all hush in anticipation
Suddenly a single light shines on 
A figure in center stage
In a tube tob, a mini plad 
And sporting a mass of firey hair
The fans begin to scream
And he begins to sing

Oops, I did it again!
I swung my fan
You got caught in the flames.
Oops you think I'm mean
That I did it on purpose!
I'm #(#*%ing innocent!

After that, another joins him on stage
Baggy jeans, black. Sunglasses, 
Blue shirt, chains from his neck.
He greets the crowd
"How are you NO DAAAA!"
the crowd screams 
and he begins to sing

I'm blue da ba de no da 
da ba de no da
da ba de no da!

Soon enters a brillant man
Dressed in tight leather
With a white shirt.
The crowd screams 
He sparkles
And begins to sing

My eyes are like twin rivers
Golden and deep
My smile is just so beautiful
It makes me weep!
When I look into my eyes
I can fully see
The gods must have spent
A little more time
On me!

Then yet another one
Prances on stage
Dark hair. Dressed entirely in school girls uniform
The crowd screams
And he begins to sing

Oh baby, baby, how was I supposed to know
That you were a miko?
Oh baby, baby
I don't want to let you go
Cause now I think I love you
Give me lots and lots of money.
Come on baby cause I gotta feed my family

Afterwards a beauty glides 
On stage. Long purple hair bound
in a single braid
The crowd screams
And he begins to sing

Outside of the closet
Livin' the fruity life!
My heart does lift and pound
For another guy.

A little boy comes on next
Clutching his head
He looks up and screams 
One coherant sentance
Over the crowd's noise.
" I'M NOT HERE!" and then he leaves. 

A tall man comes on last
Striking a pose 
In a skimpy outfit
The crowd sweatdrops
and he begins to sing

Do you belive that healers are fun?
I can feel something inside me say, I really don't think you're weird enough 
Oh. Do you believe that healers are fun? 
I would answer your question but
I really have to catch my goat!

The lights dim
The crowds leave
And a stray Nyan-nyan
helps sweep up the place
While Manager Moonsong
Counts up the money
and Night~Mare
Cackles with glee