The Suzaku Seishi Fanfiction Review Presents... Seishi... Toys Moonsong: my muse got stolen Mitsukake: O.O Mitsukake: That's awful! Chichiri: nani? Mitsukake: Organize a search party, minna! Chichiri: can you describe your muse, Moonsong? Chichiri: How long has it been missing? Mitsukake: Was it carrying any ID? Chichiri: Who was it last seen with? Chiriko-chan: *blushes* Moonsong: short, black kitten with mismatched eyes... Chichiri: Does it have a history of running away? Nuriko: uhm... brb... Mitsukake: Does it like cheese? Moonsong: catnapped by jareth Moonsong: not that i know of... Chichiri: Is it often found in the company of yaks? Mitsukake: H____H Moonsong: LOL no... Chichiri: have you searched the yak? Mitsukake: H_________H Moonsong: :. don't want to... i'll leave that to you... Chichiri: I believe we must interrogate the yak Chichiri: he is our prime suspect no da Mitsukake: *BWAHAHAHA!!!* H_H Moonsong: the goblin king took her away! Chichiri: Goblin king? Has he sent a ransom note? Chichiri: How many fruitcakes did he demand in exchange for your muse's safe return? Chichiri: What is the capital of maine? Chichiri: oops, sorry no da Chiriko-chan: To make Moonsong-oneesan EAT Mitsukake: JUPITER!! Chichiri: got carried away Moonsong: LOL none.. but he did offer me a peach... Mitsukake: *_* Chichiri: a peach of a what? Moonsong: HEY! i don't eat fruitcakes.... and don't say anything mits.... Mitsukake: *keels over* Mitsukake: ....not....a.....*snrk*...word.... Chichiri: *picks Mitsukake in and straps him down with duct tape* Chiriko-chan: Moonsong oneesan doesn't LIKE tomo in the first place!!! Mitsukake: ACK!!! Chichiri: There! That will hold you no da Moonsong: the uses of duct tape... Chiriko-chan: Why would she eat him? Chichiri: the wonder drug! Mitsukake: H_____H Chiriko-chan: *kawaii eyes* Mitsukake: *passes out* Moonsong: *facefault* Chiriko-chan: Mits is SO bad.... Chichiri: uh oh. I think I wrapped the duct tape a bit too tight no da Chiriko-chan: On purpose Nuriko: uhm... ok where are we? Moonsong: YOU should talk lil mr innocent... Chichiri: Moonsong, do you suppose i shouldn't have wrapped it about his neck no da? Moonsong: LOL probably... Mitsukake: .............air................ Mitsukake: *_* Chichiri: ok *grabs the tape and RIPS it away* Moonsong: ooooh.... put some over his mouth... Nuriko: huh? oh.... duct tape? Mitsukake: OW!!! Chiriko-chan: It might have been a slightly unintelligent idea Mitsukake: @#^%&&!!!!!!~! Chichiri: whoops, gomen no da Mitsukake: :_ Chiriko-chan: I am too innocent, BTW Mitsukake: *lol* Nuriko: Mits... you ARE not Tasuki, so stop cursing. Moonsong: :. Mitsukake: *pthhhhh* Chichiri: ano...you don't really need all that neck hair anyway no da. So unslightly Mitsukake: Nani?? Chichiri: well, i saw aomeone today with pierced skin at the back of his neck, had a long post going thru and gold studs at each end Mitsukake: *retch* Mitsukake: O.O Chichiri: why would anyone wish to do that no da? Does he hang himself up on a coathook or something? Nuriko: piercing... hm.... *starts to think+ Mitsukake: ???? Nuriko: no.. piercing is nothing for me.. Chichiri: very strange no da Mitsukake: brb, minna! Moonsong: one of my friends pierced her tongue Chichiri: igh Chichiri: so now she has a built-in pen holder no da Tasuki has joined the chat room. Moonsong: that's what i said... Chiriko-chan: I know a lot of people who do that- i just won't cause i hate pain Chichiri: has she tried to write with it? Nuriko: hm... i know several people who are pierced... hm... but i think it's nothing for me.. i think i'm more the guy for tatoos. Chiriko-chan: TASUKI!!!! *glomp* Long time, no see! Chichiri: welcome Tasuki! we were just talking about you no da! Chiriko-chan: *shivers* Tasuki: Hi Chiriko, missed ya last time Nuriko: TASUKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hugs him hugs him smacks him in the wall* Chichiri: (not really but we like to make you worry no da!) Tasuki: ack! Chichiri: Hey Nuriko! Now I can try that spell we were talking about! Chiriko-chan: sure it was quiter! Nuriko: hey, Tasuki, did you read that fic about you and your *grins* family? Chichiri: Oh yes! Tasuki: eh? *blinks, dazed* Chiriko-chan: that was a good one! Chichiri: what did you think no da? Mitsukake: Oi, minna, gotta get offline, see ya'll later if I can! Ja ne! Tasuki: what fic? Chichiri: I thought it was the most enjoyable fic yet no da! Mitsukake has left the chat room. Tasuki: hi mitsus! Chichiri: g'bye Mits Nuriko: bye mits. Tasuki: or whatever... Chichiri: hmm, too slow again no da Chiriko-chan: feel like you have a disease, ne? Nuriko: Tasuki, you didn't read it yet? aw,,,, you should... Chichiri: LOL Tasuki: I guess he had to call the plumber for the nyan nyan in the pipes Chichiri: But sit down first, Tasuki Tasuki: I haven't had the time to yet, but I will Tasuki: *blinks at Chiriko* sit down? ..........*eyetwitch* .......uh oh Chichiri: *smiles* Chichiri: I'm not saying anything more no da! Tasuki: *runs for his life* Tasuki: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Chichiri: that won't help you Chiriko-chan: it's GOOD! I liked it..... Nuriko: hehe--- read it and.. uhm... *bwahhhaahhhaawahhha* Chichiri: oh, by the way, I see from the Feedbacks that no_da_1 has finally retrieved her laptop Tasuki: They made me fall for a woman again, didn't they?! Chichiri: (thank Suzaku no da!) Nuriko: read it Tas-chan. Chichiri: weeelllllllllllllllll Chiriko-chan: It's FUNNY Chichiri: that's part of it no da Chichiri: funny? It's HILARIOUS! Chiriko-chan: but you might find it surprisingly IC Chiriko-chan: Award??? Chichiri: true Chichiri: Award? How about the Dr Spock award? Nuriko: the family award? Chiriko-chan: Dr SPock? Chiriko-chan: Why? Chichiri: Or 'Eight-Is-Enough' award? Tasuki: the Brady Bunch Award? Chichiri: *chuckles with glee* Nuriko: hey, tasuki, did you read it or not? how did you know it is like the brady bunch? Tasuki: I haven't read it, but you said family, soooo Chichiri: I think we're giving him too many hints no da Chiriko-chan: READ it! Nuriko: hehehe... family is a huge word... could include your parents, sisters, friends, wifes *hehehehehehihihihbwahahaha* Tasuki: I will! Give me some #$&%&%# time! Chichiri: Nuriko, shall I invoke the spell, no da? Chichiri: I would like to see if it works no da Tasuki: *ducks behind nuriko* Chiriko-chan: Oh? *gets of paintbrush* Nuriko: spell *starts to think* which spell? Tasuki: don't let him do that juju around me! Chichiri: 'juju'?? *raises eyebrow* Chichiri: that isn't quite a respectable word Chichiri: I think I resent that no da Tasuki: :P Nuriko: Chichiri, which spell? give me a hint, please.... ??? Chichiri: If i do not get an apology i shall do the spell no da Tasuki: O_O sorry? Chichiri: sound like you mean it no da Chiriko-chan: WAYYYY to cute! Tasuki: umm, sorry, sorry? Chichiri: *tries to think if Tasuki really sounded sincere enough* Tasuki: *ducks down behind Nuriko with big eyes* Chiriko-chan: I'M the one who's good at the innocent eyes! Nuriko: *tries to shove Tasuki who still hides behind him off* Chichiri: *positions hand in front of him and concentrates* Tasuki: aaaaaccck! Chichiri: *a small spark flies out and strikes Tasuki* Chichiri: so there no da Nuriko: Chichiri???? *panic in his eyes* Chichiri: we have to see if it works now Tasuki: *blinks* Chichiri: *smiles* Nuriko: huh? Tasuki: bwahahahaha! Chiriko-chan: *hides behind a convenient stack of flour bags* Tasuki: I'm really impressed *sarcastic look* Nuriko: *smacks Tasuki in the floor* Chichiri: Nuriko! You know! The one we talked about no da! Now each time Tasuki swears, his mouth will fill up with milk no da Tasuki: O_O Tasuki: you aren't serious Chichiri: a simple spell, really Nuriko: ah.. yes THAT one *grins* Chichiri: *smiles again* Tasuki: *peels himself out of the floor* Chichiri: that's what you get for calling my powers 'juju'! Tasuki: *claps both hands over his mouth* Nuriko: hehehe lol Chiriko-chan: he'll never talk again! Chichiri: gee, that works better than duct tape no da! Nuriko: too bad.. i guess mits would have his fun here as well.... Tasuki: rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Chichiri: ah ah ahh! Chichiri: *waves finger in front of Tasuki* Tasuki: *mumbles behind his hands* Chichiri: *dusts off hands* so much for that no da. Now what? Nuriko: *sees milk dripping down on the floor* we didn't curse, tasuki-chan. did we? *grins* Tasuki: *whimpers* Chichiri: *chuckles again* Chichiri: besides Tasuki, you need calcium! Chichiri: it's good for the bones Tasuki: *wipes his mouth and hands on his jacket* Tasuki: I get my calcium from my @#*^$% food! Tasuki: O_O Chichiri: and it helps in the case of ulcers no da Chichiri: oops Tasuki: *spits out milk* Chichiri: *chuckles again* Tasuki: blech! blech! Nuriko: poor tasuki... he's always the one who gets clobbered *physical and mental* in the chats... Chichiri: ah...do we have a mop handy no da? Tasuki: *grabs Chichiri by the front of his shirt* you fix this now! Chichiri: I thought Tamahome was the one who gets clobbered no da Chichiri: Agh! Tasuki: *shakes him* Chichiri: Now now.. temper temper Tasuki. Don't be getting milk on my kesa Chiriko-chan: i wouldn't do that- if you scramble his wits, he won't be able to fix you Tasuki: I'll #$&%#$ fill your kasa! O_O *gulps with a grimace* Chichiri: Think of all the cats you'll have for friends now no da! Chichiri: *goes SD and slips into his kasa* Tasuki: *grabs up the kasa* *takes a deep breath* Tasuki: @&*&&_**%$@#!#*)&&^$#$@^@#@#!##%*%)&&$^%^%##$^@#@^#%* Chichiri: Hello, there is no one home. Please leave a message after the beep no da Nuriko: tama? hm... actually i think it's chichiri's kasa which is clobbered today.... Tasuki: *lets lots of milk drip into the kasa* Tasuki: mwahahaha! drown, you little bugger! Chichiri: Agh! Captain! We hit an iceberg! The ship is sinking no da! Chichiri: *comes out of kasa dripping wet* Chiriko-chan: *looks confused at otherworldly reference* Chichiri: now THAT was a dirty trick no da! Tasuki: bwahahahahahaha! *points at Chichiri* Nuriko: hey chiriko... do you wnat any popcorn *sits down and watches chichiri ans tasuki* Chichiri: *picks up kasa and turns it over, letting the milk drain out* Chiriko-chan: Arigatou! Tasuki: vegeance is mine *smirks* Chiriko-chan: you're always prepared Chichiri: oh really no da?? Chichiri: *smirks, then lets fly with another spell and Tasuki is perched on the seat of a very large dunk tank!* Tasuki: O_O Chichiri: and here's the pitch no da! *winds up imaginary ball and lets fly* Tasuki: *looks down* v_v Chichiri: DING! Tasuki: imaginary? meaning not there? Chichiri: well, the power is there no da Tasuki: O_O Chiriko-chan: *rolls eyes* Tasuki: *splash* Chichiri: i pretended its a ball but it's real enough Chichiri: i win the prize no da Tasuki: *makes mean faces underwater and opens his mouth, filling the tank with milk* Chichiri: *is thinking* Chichiri: Let's see, do I want the stuffed animal or the box of candy no da? Chiriko-chan: *hopes Chichiri doesn't hurt himself* Tasuki: *climbs over the side and falls out of the tank* Chichiri: how can I hurt myself with a stuffed animal no da? Tasuki: two can play at this game! no da! bwahahahaahahahaha! *wild eyed look* Chichiri: uh oh Chiriko-chan: thinking Chichiri: *goes Sd again* Chiriko-chan: *hides behind Nuriko* Tasuki: *runs forward and grabs Chichiri up over his head* Chichiri: Ack! Tasuki: and the pitch! Chichiri: now let's not be too hasty Tasuki-san! Tasuki: *flings SD Chichiri into the tank* Nuriko: ahhahah... what's the deal? Chichiri: *quickly turns the water into feathers* Chichiri: *FWUMP* Nuriko: they are still fighting? Tasuki: that's not @#%*&^&$# fair! O_~ *gulps * Chichiri: *sits up and spits out feathers* Fighting? Oh no no da. We're not fighting Nuriko: ~_~* Nuriko: oh really.. suuuure, chichiri. Chichiri: well, what good is being a mage if you can't do stuff like that no da? Tasuki: ah ha! Tasuki: *runs out of the room* Chichiri: now what no da? Could it be I carried this a bit too far no da? Tasuki: *is gone a little while and runs back with Hotohori's horse held over his head* Chichiri: ano...a horse? Tasuki: incoming! *fling!* Chichiri: ACK! Chiriko-chan: i thought horses hated him..... Tasuki: *throws the horse at Chichiri and the tank* Chichiri: *quickly turns the horse into a horse-shaped pillow Chichiri: Ooff! Tasuki: *looks at Chiriko* the feeling is mutual Chichiri: *forgot to reduce the size and is hit with a horse- SIZED horse-shaped pillow!* Tasuki: *falls on his butt laughing* Yesss! Chiriko-chan: That horse will never leave now..... *groans* YOu should have gotten a Yak Chichiri: *struggles out from under the pillow* I have..ugh...have to work on that no da. Tasuki: hmm, yak... Nuriko: cats, frogs, yaks and now horses, chichiri? Nuriko: *lol* Chichiri: Not the yak! Not the yak! Tasuki: *evil grin* Moonsong: beware.... the owner of that horse will be in shortly... *snicker* Nuriko: and all in your kasa... *hhehehe* Tasuki: O_o *eyetwitch* Chiriko-chan: *starts giggling* Chichiri: at the moment my kasa is soaked noda. *looks at his drenched kasa sadly* Hotohori has joined the chat room. Hotohori: Hello everyone. Nuriko: Konbanwa Hotohori-sama... Chichiri: ano.....shall we hide the evidence no da? Tasuki: how did she know? O_O Chichiri: Greetings Hotohori-sama *bows* Chichiri: well, she IS Moonsong, Tasuki Tasuki: >.>>> at Moonsong Hotohori: So...Tasuki... *glares at Tasuki* Nuriko: oh-oh.... Tasuki: *steps back slowly with a nervous smile* soo, Hotohori...heheh Chichiri: *bows and tries to shove the horse pillow to a corner where it hopefully will not be noticed by the emperor Nuriko: *glares at chichiri* don't comment on THAT! Hotohori: Throw my horse at Chichiri eh? *takes out his sword* Tasuki: Heheheh, me? do that? Chichiri: it...it was a simple mistake, Hotohori no da! Anyone could have made it! Tasuki: *sweatdrops* Nuriko: uhm... well... chichiri had a cat, frogs and a yak... so .. a horse would be nice for a quartet... heheh Chichiri: quartet? What, I'm making a band now no da? Nuriko: +whispers to chichiri* i wouldn't do that. Tasuki: *tip toes off to safety* Chichiri: Chichiri and His Kool Kasa Five no da? Hotohori: My horse, of all things. Now come here. *tests sword on a strand of hair and splits it in two* Nuriko: i mean throwing a horse at someone. Chiriko-chan: *starts taking notes for possible future reference* Tasuki: *takes off at a run* Kojiiiiiiiiiiiii! batten down the hatches! Chichiri: I didn't throw the horse no da! I merely turned it into a pillow.. Oops *sneaks look at Hotohori* Nuriko: *whispers* i don't think you should have mentioned that... Hotohori: Come back here! *runs after Tasuki* Chichiri: *sweatdrops* ano...I know I shouldn't Tasuki: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Nuriko: seems as if he didn't get it. Chichiri: well, he is distracted anyway Chichiri: the problem is, Nuriko....*looks around and then whispers* I don't think I can change it back no da! Tasuki: *climbs a tree and clings to the highest branch in SD* Nuriko: uhm... hm... well... do you think hotohori-sama will hurt tasuki seriously? Hotohori: *stops and glares at Chichiri* You did what?!??! Nuriko: WHAT..............?! Nuriko: *calms down again* you can't change it back? Chichiri: ano....Moonsong, his Majesty didn't really like this horse, right? Nuriko: oooops. Moonsong: You should ask him... Tasuki: ha ha! *waves tiny tessen at Chichiri* Chichiri: I mean, it was an old nag, correct no da? Nuriko: *hides behind moonsong...* Chiriko-chan: It was the most expensive horse in the kingdom! Chiriko-chan: I gotta go- gotta be up tmmorrow at five! Chichiri: on its last legs anyway no da? *sweatdrops* Tell me it was an old useless horse. Please! Nuriko: Chichiri I think you should stop talking before you say something real cruel.... Chiriko-chan: later! Tasuki: bye bye chiriko! Chiriko-chan has left the chat room. Hotohori: I did like that horse! Change it back, or else you'll join Tasuki eating a dirt sandwich! Chichiri: G'bye Chiriko Nuriko: G'night Chiriko-chan. Chichiri: Darn no da. Too late again Tasuki: I make it in time! ha ha! Chichiri: oh go swear Tasuki *grumbles* Tasuki: *puts his fingers in his mouth and stretches his mouth out, sticking out his tongue* Nuriko: hm.... and tama miss all this fun *grins* Tasuki: too slow! too slow! Chichiri: *wonders if he could conjur up a beaver or two?* Hotohori: *goes by Chichiri* Chichiri...old friend *smiles evilly* Chichiri: ano....um...yes? Nuriko: moonsong, do you think we should interfere? Chichiri: *goes SD and sweatdrops* Moonsong: (to nuriko) naaah.... Tasuki: *waves little Hotohori flags* Hotohori: *points sword at Chichiri's neck* Chichiri: ....................* Hotohori: My horse is an old nag? Nuriko: the correct word would be 'was' not 'is' Chichiri: Horse? Horse? Wh-what horse no da? I don't see any horse! Nuriko: ---correct---- Hotohori: Nevermind! Now turn it back into a horse, and not a pillow! Tasuki: yeah, chichiri's gonna get it Chichiri: I..I...I was just asking Tasuki about HIS horse no da! It's a nag! Ask him! He calls it one all the time no da! Tasuki: *sweatdrops to think of his horse* Tasuki: *thought bubble of horse stomping on him* Hotohori: Yes right! Change it back or give me the pillow! Chichiri: You don't like this pillow no da? It's very comfortable and will liven up the decour of any palace no da! Every emperor should have one no da! Chichiri: *is babbling* Tasuki: *thought bubble of Hotohori riding a pillow into town* *sweatdrops* Nuriko: *puts his hand upon chichiri'S mouth and sweatdrops* Chichiri: I mean ANY emperor can have a horse! But a horse pillow? Very different no da! Chichiri: *mumbles incoherently now* Nuriko: *whispers to chichiri* i think it would be usefull for your life if you shut up... NOW! Hotohori: ...I'm not geting anywhere with this...better beat up Tasuki... Tasuki: O_O Chichiri: ano..............no da Nuriko: *slowly puts the hand down.* Tasuki: you don't wanna do that Hotohori, I mean......Chichiri has the pillow! Chichiri: *backs up to the horse pillow* Hotohori: We'll deal with this later Chichiri *goes by the tree Tasuki is at* Chichiri: (let me see now, how to reverse this spell no da?) Tasuki: eeep! Nuriko: uhm, chichiri, can't you ask taiitsukun, if she can change it back? Tasuki: *clings to the tiny twig at the top SD* Chichiri: um...*waves hand and pillow turns into a recliner with plaid upholstry* Tasuki: *with huge sweatdrop* Hotohori: Hmmm...Tasuki, if you get down, I'll let you have all the sake you want. Chichiri: no, that isn't it no da Nuriko: ~_~* Tasuki: really? Chichiri: *tries again and the recliner changes into a nice horsehair couch* Chichiri: *gulps* Nuriko: *looks over at hotohori and tasuki and sweatdrops* uhm chichiri, i think you should hurry. Hotohori: *smiles evilly* Yes...now get down here *hides sword behind his back* Chichiri: I'm trying no da! I don't do well under pressure! Tasuki: *slides down the tree in SD* Tasuki: *pops back to normal size* Hotohori: Good... *chuckles evilly* Chichiri: *concentrates...and the couch turns into.. a stick horse* Nuriko: sorry... hm.. but Tasuki will be very soon very dead if you don't hurry. Chichiri: ahhhh Tasuki: ehehehe.....*sweatdrop* Chichiri: *tries again and the stick horse is now a nice Breyer model* Nuriko: that looks more like a horse.. hm.. can't you improve it a bit? *shakes him by the collar- Chichiri: Ack no da! I'm trying! I'm trying! Hotohori: Now, c'ere Tasuki. All the sake you want... *holds a bottle of sake* Nuriko: uhm... hm... Tasuki: umm, sure...*eyes sake* Chichiri: *tries another spell and the horse is now the stuffed Trigger horse* Soi enters the chatroom. Chichiri: getting closer no da Tasuki: *flitters forward, eyes on sake bottle with hearts* Soi: *zaps Hothori and Tasuki* Tasuki: *zapped to a crisp* Chichiri: Nani?? Now what! Soi leaves the chatroom. Chichiri: That's all I need, more distractions no da! Hotohori: *sniff* My hair.... Chichiri: ohhhhhh! What is that spell no da!? Chichiri: *makes another spell...and the horse is an equine version of a Nyan nyan!* Tasuki: *crispy, still going for the sake bottle with crispy hearts* Chichiri: ACK no da!! Not that! Mitsukake: Behave! Chichiri: *the horse/nyan-nyan bounds around "Neigh Neigh!"* Nuriko: oh.. Hothori-sama that was this seiryuu-seishi... the female one. Mitsukake: O.o Hotohori: Aww screw this *throws sake down and takes out sword* Get over here Tasuki *runs after Tasuki* Mitsukake: O.O Tasuki: *spell broken* O_O Chichiri: Keep him busy, Tasuki! I'm on the right track no da! (I think) Tasuki: ahhhhhhhhhhh! *runs for Chichiri* Nuriko: Mits.. please do not ask... Tasuki: YOU keep him #$%*^&^$ busy! Mitsukake: I...wasn't...planning....on...it..... Chichiri: *Tries another spell and the horse is a small pony* Hotohori: I should have cut your throat when we first met! Mitsukake: *_* Tasuki: *drips milk on the floor like he's rabid* Nuriko: other direction bandit boy... *smacks tasuki to the opposite direction* Chichiri: oops, Tasuki, the milk no da! Tasuki: *smacked in the opposite direction, runs right into Hotohori* Chichiri: ano Hotohori, wouldn't you really like to have a nice pony instead? Nuriko: ohhh.. a pony... ooooh... KAWAI... Can I have it Chichiri? Chichiri: It's Hotohori's! Tasuki: *looks up at Hotohori* ehehehehhhh...................... Hotohori: I'll be busy planning your funeral! Chichiri: *tries yet another spell and winds up with a donkey* Mitsukake: O_o Should somebody be stopping this..... Tasuki: O_O *runs* Chichiri: Oops no da Nuriko: uhm.. if you can change this *points at the donkey* back into hotohori's horse... Hotohori: Ouch! *sees Tasuki in front of him* This is good Mitsukake: O_______o Tasuki: why.. *puff puff* is he chasing me.... *puff puff* if Chichiri *puff puff* messed up?! Chichiri: Maybe if I just up the ki a bit...*tries again, winds up with a mule* Nuriko: ~_~* Nuriko: at least it's alive again. Chichiri: You're the one who threw the horse at me in the first place no da! Horse-stealing is a felony! Hotohori: Now Tasuki, any last words? Tasuki: I'm a #$&^&$ bandit! Tasuki: *chokes on milk* Chichiri: *tries once more, and Hotohori's horse is standing there intact* Hotohori: Darn! Get back here! Nuriko: uhm... hotohori-sama... here look at this *holds up a new mirror made of silver* Chichiri: WHEW! Just in time no da! Your majesty! Your horse no da! Chichiri: No harm done, he's just fine now no da Mitsukake: Riiiiight....ano...see ya'll later....*wanders out, VERY afraid....* (actually, has work to do. >_<) Mitsukake has left the chat room. Chichiri: bye Mits Chichiri: ARGH! Tasuki: eeegh, I gotta go check on a friend's cat, I gotta go Chichiri: will you people wait for my farewells no da????? Tasuki: I'll wait Chichiri: goodbye tasuki! Nuriko: hey... someone robbed my argh. Hotohori: Because, you threw the horse at Chichiri! You started it! Tasuki: ja! Chichiri: arigato Tasuki: see yahs later! Nuriko: CU Tasuki-chan. Chichiri: oops, sorry Nuriko. *hands back the 'argh'* I just borrowed it no da Tasuki: *pops out* Tasuki has left the chat room. Chichiri: Hmm, I never did lift that spell from Tasuki, did I? Moonsong: nope.. *g* Nuriko: it's ok chichiri.... *grins* was just a joke... *gives him an 'argh-user'-special-card. Hotohori: *stops* My horse *runs by horse and hugs it* Chichiri: of course some of the stuffing may be lop-sided now no da... Chichiri: thank you Nuriko. I may need this card! Nuriko: hm... and ignores the mirror? weird... *throws mirror over his shoulder with a shoulder shrug* Hotohori: Well Tasuki, you're saved. Chichiri: Maybe it's because he saw the horse in the mirror no da? Nuriko: uhm, hotohori-sama, tasuki already left.... Hotohori: By the way, Chichiri, you're not off the hook yet you need a punishment. Chichiri: ano.....:( Chichiri: It wasn't my fault no da! It was self-defense! Nuriko: oh-oh, chi chi ri... tubby punished... Chichiri: *goes SD* Chichiri: *looks down and scuffles floor with feet, mumbles* Tasuki started it no da. Chichiri: all he had to do was stop swearing. that's all no da Chichiri: and none of this would have happened Hotohori: I meant you are still in trouble for turning my horse into a pillow! Chichiri: I didn't want to get squished by 500 pounds of horseflesh no da! Chichiri: would you? Chichiri: I mean, if I were Nuriko i would simply have batted it into next week, but I'm a mage. I use what powers I have no da! Hotohori: ...turning it into a pillow is self defense... Chichiri: yes, i plead self-defense no da Chichiri: and perhaps a bit of insanity as well Chichiri: my father never gave me a pony when I was six, so that caused me to act in this manner no da Chichiri: I asked for a pony and all I got was a stupid chicken no da Hotohori: ...I do understand...but you could have transported yourself, or the horse. Chichiri: so I developed this horse complex Chichiri: i was under a bit of pressure no da Chichiri: at the time Moonsong: chichiri, but how does that explain the rest of the animals in your kasa? Chichiri: and covered in milk as well, but not yak milk Nuriko: he LOVES pets... *grins* Chichiri: what, the cat and the frog? pets no da. My lease does not accept pets no da Hotohori: You need a therapist. Nuriko: You forgot the yak-. Chichiri: after all, I paid the security deposit no da Chichiri: no, no yak. he's at the club Nuriko: yeah... suuuure... we all belive you... and tasuki likes milk. Chichiri: by the way, where DID that yak come from anyway no da? Hotohori: What other animals? Chichiri: just the cat and the frog no da. that's all Moonsong: i dunno... no_da_1 said she was doing some spring cleaning and brought him over Nuriko: and the yak. Chichiri: I don't have a yak! Chichiri: I may have a yacht, and a kayak, but no yak Moonsong: you have a yacht? Nuriko: *tse* and what's that *grabs into kasa and pulls out a very annoyed yak.* Chichiri: Moonsong, perhaps the yak was stolen? Did you ask for any background no da? Moonsong: a wandering monk can afford a yacht? Hotohori: Where did you get all those animals... *thinks for a second* Chichiri: *shrugs* when you wander you find all kinds of stuff no da Moonsong: eh... no... but i didn't want to turn him away... Chichiri: Hey! That's just a yak pillow no da! Moonsong: you sleep with a YAK pillow???? Chichiri: He followed me home no da Chichiri: well, teddy bears are boring no da Nuriko: yeah sure... and why does it look so p-o-ed and breathes? Hotohori: If you get a tiger, give it to me! ...or a cow. Nuriko: i like teddys!!!! Chichiri: all right Nuriko. You may keep him no da Moonsong: don't you have a cow? Chichiri: how about a tiger/cow? or a cowed tiger? Nuriko: I DON'T Want it... It's your yak. *pushes the yak back into kasa* Chichiri: (I think Tasuki was a bit cowed today) Moonsong: Nuriko likes teddies? Hotohori: Chichiri...thats a bit disturbing. Chichiri: Hmmm *watches Nuriko trying to push the yak back in his kasa* I don;t think you want to do that no da Moonsong: you're telling ME... Nuriko: *nods* i like teddies, and and and i like music and i like good movies and i like hotohoris and i like my special barbie dolls... Chichiri: Nuriko, while you're in there, get the Holstien for his majesty, ok no da? Moonsong: hotohoris and special barbies?? Hotohori: Wait, was my name in that combo? Chichiri: special barbie dolls no da? Moonsong: ROFL Chichiri: ano..should we go there, Moonsong no da? Moonsong: trying not to *snrk* Nuriko: Holstien? hm.. yes chichiri'skipper' and Tasuki'ken' Chichiri: ah*sweatdrops* Nuriko: what is a Holstien? Chichiri: no no, you want a Hotohori doll, not a Chichiri doll no da Chichiri: it's that black and white cow in the corner no da Moonsong: LOL Hotohori: My doll? I've been telling companies it'd be a good investment! Nuriko: no.. i want hotohori, but a chichiri-skipper *grins* Chichiri: *sweatdrops again* Moonsong: captain of his yacht! ROFL Chichiri: At least i am not Gilligan no da! Nuriko: but i just want chichiri-skipper in combination with tasuki-ken Hotohori: What?! Chichiri: But Barbie goes with Ken, NOT Skipper! She's just Barbie's little sister no da Nuriko: but i don't like tamahome-barbie. Chichiri: why would Ken be ineterested in Barbie's little sister? Is he a weirdo? Moonsong: *pounds fists on the floor laughing* Hotohori: What's next, a Chiriko-kelly ? Nuriko: nope... Chichiri: *did not know this fact about Ken, going out with Barbie just so he could see Skipper!* Moonsong: Naka-Elmo!!!! Nuriko: hehehe... see.... Chichiri: Does Mattel know about this no da? Nuriko: Naka-elmo??? Sesame Street? Hotohori: *looks at moonsong* Little kids will be scared to death! Nuriko: *shoulder shrug* no idea. Moonsong: *is cracking up too much to answer* Chichiri: Be a good way to discipline. "Behave no da. Or I'll get out Naka-Elmo!" Nuriko: hm.. if the kid is named soi or tomo.. they won't behave.... Chichiri: Better than a bamboo switch no da Hotohori: Especially if its Tomo. Moonsong: i hate you you love me lets maim some suzaku seishi... Chichiri: Then it will be "Behave no da, or I'll Take Away Naka- Elmo!" Chichiri: LOL Moonsong! I think maybe you have been up a bit too late now no da! Hotohori: Hmm... *laughs at thought* Hotohori: Forget Tamahome-barbie, what about Soi-barbie with Tasuki-ken! Chichiri: LOL now that would be a combination no da! Chichiri: of course the barbie townhouse would be left in shambles no da Chichiri: smashed furniture.... Chichiri: the plastic corvette scorched Hotohori: Still...would be funny. Chichiri: insurance companies refusing to cover houses with such toys.. Nuriko leaves the chatroom. Nuriko enters the chat room. Chichiri: *breathes a sigh of relief at realizing the emperor was now in a better mood* Chichiri: ??Nuriko come and going again no da Nuriko: hehe rehi... Chichiri: rehi? Nuriko: hehe... lsot connection. Nuriko: lost... Hotohori: Whats a rehi? Chichiri: oh, my connection with reality has been lost long ago no da, and I don't let it bother me Nuriko: re-hi.... hi... with a re... like load... and re-load... Chichiri: re-enter? Hotohori: oh Nuriko: right *grins* Moonsong: re-vive Nuriko: huh? Chichiri: re-peat Moonsong: re-lieve Chichiri: for when one peat isn't enough no da Moonsong: LOL Hotohori: heh Chichiri: re-fuse? To fuse again no da Hotohori: Oh, I got one! Sailor Nakago! Chichiri: LOL!! Hotohori: With the Sailor Seiryuu! Chichiri: ano...for some reason I cannot imagine Nakago in a sailor suit no da. (and perhaps that is a good thing!) Nuriko: hehehe... and Tamaedo Mask? Nuriko: hehehehe Hotohori: Ehhh...wait...thats a bit of a disturbing thought...Nakago in a skirt. EWW! Moonsong: tamaluna Chichiri: I am NOT the Moon Princess no da! Chichiri: (in spite of what one fanfic says about me!) Moonsong: LOL Hotohori: And Tomo would enjoy the skirt...] Chichiri: and the ribbons no da Nuriko: hehehe... imitates chichiri.. "and I'm sailorChichiriMoon.... no da..." hehehe lol Moonsong: and the pretty nailpolish! Chichiri: *gives Nuriko a dark look, but that is all he can do* Hotohori: I wanted to be Luna...okay, I'll be Artemis! Nuriko: hehe tomo would be a good sailor pluto. Chichiri: and what are you, SailorNurikoJupiter? Or just an asteroid no da? Hotohori: SailorNurikoJunJun? Nuriko: :-P and sailor chiriko mercury Chichiri: SailorNurikoAsteroid no da Hotohori: Too long. Nuriko: JunJun? huh? who's that... ah.. wait manga, right... hm.. i prefer jupiter. Chichiri: ok, shorten it to SailorNurikoAst then Nuriko: one more word chichiri and i'll be very evil to you in one of my fanfics... Chichiri: *shrugs* Hotohori wished me to shorten it no da! Chichiri: so i did! Nuriko: Sailor Miaka Chocolatecake. Hotohori: Nothing compared to my fan fics...I have a VERY twisted idea...a few. Remember moonsong? Chichiri: ah. now it is time for me to leave no da. Good night everyone! Hotohori: Bye Chichiri! Copyright © May 2000 by The Suzaku Seishi Fanfiction Review. Edited by Moonsong. Standard Disclaimers. All Rights Reserved. http://www.crosswinds.net/~seishifanfiction