The Suzaku Seishi Fanfiction Review presents...

The "Unwanted" Seishi


Mitsukake: *grin* Where IS Tas anyway? Shouldn't the others be here by 
          now?  
Taiitsukun: *sigh* Supposedly... he's... unpredictable... 
Nuriko: Maybe we should send him an email saying "If you don't show up 
          in 5 minutes you'll have to drink 1 lb. of Milk for every cup 
          sake you'd ever drunk!" 
Chichiri: LOL Nuriko! You want to make poor Tasuki ill no da? 
Nuriko: He can't harm me... I'm already dead. 
Chichiri: but what about the rest of us na no da? 
Tamahome: How about you have to eat Miaka's cooking? Why should I be 
          the only one to suffer? 
Chiriko: Because YOU'RE the one who gets all the screen time! 
Mitsukake: YEAH! 
Nuriko: And you're the one who SURVIVES! 
Chiriko: I mean, here I go, sacrificing myself valiantly, and do I get 
          any thanx? No! I don't even get a video montage! 
Mitsukake: *snrk* 
Chiriko: Or an episode named after me! 
Tamahome: *tries to hold back laughter, failing badly* 
Chiriko: Or any decent fanfic! *starts frothing at the mouth* 
Nuriko: Oh Chiriko *goes and hugs Chiriko* 
Mitsukake: At least you people had more than 6 lines! 
Chiriko: THREE LINES! 
Chichiri: Hmm, ARE there any fanfics that gives Mitsukake more than a 
          few lines? 
Mitsukake: *hn* NO! Not a ONE!! *grr* 
Chiriko: Um, I've seen two.... 
Nuriko: *thinks hard* Hmmm... well... 
Chichiri: Thinks perhaps it is because he has a slight problem 
          remembering his lines??? 
Mitsukake: Gee thanks. -_- 
Nuriko: At least he has a cute cat. 
Chiriko: Or because they were afraid his speaking voice was as bad as 
          his singing one? 
Mitsukake: I thought you guys were gonna keep quiet about that! 
Tamahome: *cracking up* 
Chichiri: I  mean, if it wasn't for the cue card holder...no da! 
Mitsukake: *GRRRRR* 
Taiitsukun: *sweatdrops* 



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